Today is a day that must be celebrated in all of its glory, it is the day that all ‘Mean Girls’ fans can come together as one and hold hands and preach about our love to this movie. There are always the fake fans though. The ones who only know quotes like “On Wednesdays we wear pink” or “Get in loser we’re going shopping” some of the most popular quotes. You have to really dig into the movie, “’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” I mean you can use that one every single day if you try hard enough!
‘Mean Girls’ defined a generation in my opinion, it proved that Tina Fey can run the world. It was at an easier time when Lindsay Lohan was beautiful and not on drugs. When Amanda Seyfried was only known for wanting Taco Bell and being able to predict when it was already raining! When Rachel McAdams wasn’t so fucking annoying and when Lacey Chabert, well she is still pretty perfect. This was also before Lizzy Caplan got ridiculously hot but she did and that is great too!
For the past years I have done my best to quote this movie on a daily basis, some days I would fall short and other days I would rise above and use more than one quote a day!
I will also fight you on the fact that Regina George is the worst movie villain of all time, worse than any of them. Worse than leather face, Jason, Jack Nicholson in ‘The Shining’ , any of them!
So today we bask in the glory if the most quotable movie of all time!
Also these are the five best quotes from the entire movie in no order of course how could I even do that? It’s like a picking a favorite child.
1) “You smell like a baby prostitute.”
2) “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”
3) “Word vomit, no, actual vomit”
4) “I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that.”
5) “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”
God love ya!