15 ‘Mean Girls’ Quotes To Celebrate October 3rd, #NationalMeanGirlsDay

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Usually I hate fake national holidays but today is a day for celebration. It is October 3rd which means that it is National Mean Girls Day, and it is a glorious day to be alive. It is a day to be witty and snarky and nobody can say anything about it! Well, they can but don’t let it bring you down!

As an avid, and by avid I mean I know every single line of the movie, ‘Mean Girls’ fan I feel it is my duty to celebrate this day harder than anyone else. You feel me?

Please, take a seat and read these hysterical quotes from the movie. Unfortunately I did have to use the more over used quotes but it’s okay guys, we will get through this together.

Happy National Mean Girls Day and I hope that you go home and watch it!

For the record, if anyone tries to disturb the balance of Hollywood and remake this movie, I will personally push them in front of a bus.

“Boo you whore” – Regina George

“Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?” – Random Dude
“Your mom’s chest hair!” – Janis Ian

“See, at least me and Regina George know we’re mean! You try to act so innocent like, “Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!” – Janis Ian

“It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something.” – Cady Heron

“That’s so fetch” Gretchen Wieners

“I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that!” Janis Ian

“Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco” Damian

“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it.And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” Karen Smith

“I can fit my whole fist in my mouth, want to see?” Karen Smith

“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?” Ms. Norbury

“She doesn’t even go here” Damian

“Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!” Gretchen Wieners

“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.” Damian

“Trang Pak is a grotsky, little byotch.” Getchen Wieners

“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.” Mrs.George

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‘Mean Girls’ Turns 10 Today!

ImageToday is a day that must be celebrated in all of its glory, it is the day that all ‘Mean Girls’ fans can come together as one and hold hands and preach about our love to this movie. There are always the fake fans though. The ones who only know quotes like “On Wednesdays we wear pink” or “Get in loser we’re going shopping” some of the most popular quotes. You have to really dig into the movie, “’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” I mean you can use  that one every single day if you try hard enough!

‘Mean Girls’ defined a generation in my opinion, it proved that Tina Fey can run the world. It was at an easier time when Lindsay Lohan was beautiful and not on drugs. When Amanda Seyfried was only known for wanting Taco Bell and being able to predict when it was already raining! When Rachel McAdams wasn’t so fucking annoying and when Lacey Chabert, well she is still pretty perfect. This was also before Lizzy Caplan got ridiculously hot but she did and that is great too!

For the past years I have done my best to quote this movie on a daily basis, some days I would fall short and other days I would rise above and use more than one quote a day!

I will also fight you on the fact that Regina George is the worst movie villain of all time, worse than any of them. Worse than leather face, Jason, Jack Nicholson in ‘The Shining’ , any of them!

So today we bask in the glory if the most quotable movie of all time!

Also these are the five best quotes from the entire movie in no order of course how could I even do that? It’s like a picking a favorite child.

1) “You smell like a baby prostitute.”

2) “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

3) “Word vomit, no, actual vomit”

4) “I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that.”

5) “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”

God love ya!