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15 ‘Mean Girls’ Quotes To Celebrate October 3rd, #NationalMeanGirlsDay

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Usually I hate fake national holidays but today is a day for celebration. It is October 3rd which means that it is National Mean Girls Day, and it is a glorious day to be alive. It is a day to be witty and snarky and nobody can say anything about it! Well, they can but don’t let it bring you down!

As an avid, and by avid I mean I know every single line of the movie, ‘Mean Girls’ fan I feel it is my duty to celebrate this day harder than anyone else. You feel me?

Please, take a seat and read these hysterical quotes from the movie. Unfortunately I did have to use the more over used quotes but it’s okay guys, we will get through this together.

Happy National Mean Girls Day and I hope that you go home and watch it!

For the record, if anyone tries to disturb the balance of Hollywood and remake this movie, I will personally push them in front of a bus.

“Boo you whore” – Regina George

“Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?” – Random Dude
“Your mom’s chest hair!” – Janis Ian

“See, at least me and Regina George know we’re mean! You try to act so innocent like, “Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!” – Janis Ian

“It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something.” – Cady Heron

“That’s so fetch” Gretchen Wieners

“I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that!” Janis Ian

“Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco” Damian

“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it.And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” Karen Smith

“I can fit my whole fist in my mouth, want to see?” Karen Smith

“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?” Ms. Norbury

“She doesn’t even go here” Damian

“Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!” Gretchen Wieners

“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.” Damian

“Trang Pak is a grotsky, little byotch.” Getchen Wieners

“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.” Mrs.George

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Lindsay Lohan & ‘Mean Girls’ Cast React To #NationalMeanGirlsDay!

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‘Mean Girls’ changed the world and if you don’t think so, you’re fucking wrong, that is all that I can say about that. It is a classic and should be shown to every female freshman year so they know how to prepare. Although it is a movie, the movie gives you some glances into what being in high school is all about. Sneaky girls, sneaky guys, and the goth girl who is actually really pretty.

The cast knows how important the movie is, so some of them took to social media to thank the fans since today is October 3rd aka National Mean Girls Day.

For the record this is the only fake national holiday I can get behind.

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There Has Been An Official ‘Mean Girls’ Reunion!

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If I could just go and hug the editor of Entertainment Weekly I would because whoever they were, they got the cast back together! Yes! My dream has come true after nearly ten years the gang is all back together. Totally grool right? I meant to say great then it came out as cool, I don’t know. Anyway, so fetch.

The magazine of course didn’t publish all of the quotes and the interview because they are aware people like me won’t actually buy the magazine, simply read it all online. One of the things that was highlighted online though was that Amy Poehler and Tina Fey couldn’t really figure out why Lindsay  Lohan and Hillary Duff had issues back in the day, clearly they didn’t know about a little babe named Aaron Carter that played them both!

This just makes my hear extremely happy, seeing all these girls together again. I really never thought that Rachel would be a part of a reunion spread like this because I always felt like she thought she was better than ‘Mean Girls’. I really have no reason to think that, but I still do!

Also each girl said what they thought their character would be doing right now. Lacey of course said that Gretchen would be running the toaster strudel business. Rachel said that Regina would be on one of the seasons of “Real Housewives”. Amanda was spot on saying that Karen would have her pet store that sold dog clothing with crystals on it. Then finally Lindsay said that Cady would be in Africa with Oprah teaching girls to be nice to each other. How adorable are all of those things.

Both Rachel and Lindsay admitted to not knowing any kind of quotes either, so that hurt me a little. Get on that girls, that is why people love you.

One final thing, Tina Fey said no sequel ever. I am extremely happy to hear that. Let this movie bring happiness for generations, and please Lord never let anyone make a remake.

‘Mean Girls’ Turns 10 Today!

ImageToday is a day that must be celebrated in all of its glory, it is the day that all ‘Mean Girls’ fans can come together as one and hold hands and preach about our love to this movie. There are always the fake fans though. The ones who only know quotes like “On Wednesdays we wear pink” or “Get in loser we’re going shopping” some of the most popular quotes. You have to really dig into the movie, “’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” I mean you can use  that one every single day if you try hard enough!

‘Mean Girls’ defined a generation in my opinion, it proved that Tina Fey can run the world. It was at an easier time when Lindsay Lohan was beautiful and not on drugs. When Amanda Seyfried was only known for wanting Taco Bell and being able to predict when it was already raining! When Rachel McAdams wasn’t so fucking annoying and when Lacey Chabert, well she is still pretty perfect. This was also before Lizzy Caplan got ridiculously hot but she did and that is great too!

For the past years I have done my best to quote this movie on a daily basis, some days I would fall short and other days I would rise above and use more than one quote a day!

I will also fight you on the fact that Regina George is the worst movie villain of all time, worse than any of them. Worse than leather face, Jason, Jack Nicholson in ‘The Shining’ , any of them!

So today we bask in the glory if the most quotable movie of all time!

Also these are the five best quotes from the entire movie in no order of course how could I even do that? It’s like a picking a favorite child.

1) “You smell like a baby prostitute.”

2) “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

3) “Word vomit, no, actual vomit”

4) “I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that.”

5) “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”

God love ya!

Mean Girls Jewlery Line is SO FETCH

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Mean Girls is one of the best cinematic master pieces of all time, it truly is. This movie shows how girls really act towards each other and guess what, it usually isn’t very nice. ‘Mean Girls’ will be turning 10 in April, it is growing up so fast, I know! Apparently though a company called Stella and Bow (http://stellaandbow.com/mean-girls-presale/) decided to make a dream come true for huge Mean Girl fans! Nothing like some bracelets and hair clips to celebrate your favorite movie of all time!

“Fetch’ is probably one of the best words that came out of this entire movie. It is absolutely hilarious to me that this moment is still so relevant too. This perfect work of art should be framed in a bullet proof case and sent to the Smithsonian Museum because we all know that this movie will go down in history!

Because of this movie I have learned new ways of comedy and I still use their saying on a day to day basis. If you are a super fan of Mean Girls like me you will throw down some cash and buy some of these beautiful works of art!

If anyone is curious I would love some of these. Stella and Bow you hear that? If you send me free bracelets I will wear them for the rest of my life!

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Get it because on Wednesdays they wear pink?! So perfect!

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Lindsay Lohan is going to be making her very own burn book!

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Lindsay Lohan is going to be writing a tell-all book and I personally think this is the smartest thing that she could do at this point in her career. Last year she tried to make an acting come back with the Canons bullshit and the Liz Taylor movie but they fell short. I honestly can’t even recall if The Canons movie came out, if it then it probably didn’t do well, if it didn’t then it probably will not do well. Anyway she has been writign this thign since rehab apparently I can’t wait. She is going to be getting her own show on OWN and she is going to write a book. She knows what’s up in her career. It isn’t about acting anymore it is about staying relevant or at least trying too.

Here are a list of things I hope she talks about:

1. Wilmer Valderrama and how he is fucking creepy since they dated when she was 18 and he was like 26, now he is 30 something dating a 21 year old. Creepy dude. Maybe he took her V-card? That would be interesting too!

2. Paris Hilton fight. You know that these two have had some of the harshest text messaging fights of all time! It would be great if we could hear what insults they used. “You are a coke whore!” “Yeah, well you are a slut!” I don’t need to say who said what because either way it works.

3.Not her family problems. They had played out in the media a little bit too much and I am sick of seeing that stuff. Her dad is crazy, her mom is a nut, her sister looks 35 at age 18. We get it, you are all a hot mess.

4. Firecrotch, I would like to know how she felt after all of that.

To be honest I don’t think she will really tell the truth, just her side of things. Either way it will be an interesting read if she sticks to the topics listed above!

Jada Pinkett Smith, stop it right now!

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I have a question. Why the fuck did Will Smith need to marry this woman and have terrible off spring with her? I can’t fucking stand Jada and I don’t even really know who she is. I know that she married my main man Will and they had a few kids. Now her children, that is for a different post, I can’t stand them but Jada, look at yourself. There is no way that you actually think this hairstyle his flattering right? I mean there have been reports of Will cheating on you and you step out looking like this? I wouldn’t blame him for sleeping with someone else, you look terrifying. Stop trying to have the same haircut as your daughter!

Jada honestly though, look in the mirror, look at your choices, look at your hair. Take a deep breath and just cry. I am sure you are going through emotions since your kids are annoying as shit and your husband is possibly cheating. It will all be okay.

Honestly though isn’t she just like the mom in Mean Girls? “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” no, no you are not.