Usually I hate fake national holidays but today is a day for celebration. It is October 3rd which means that it is National Mean Girls Day, and it is a glorious day to be alive. It is a day to be witty and snarky and nobody can say anything about it! Well, they can but don’t let it bring you down!
As an avid, and by avid I mean I know every single line of the movie, ‘Mean Girls’ fan I feel it is my duty to celebrate this day harder than anyone else. You feel me?
Please, take a seat and read these hysterical quotes from the movie. Unfortunately I did have to use the more over used quotes but it’s okay guys, we will get through this together.
Happy National Mean Girls Day and I hope that you go home and watch it!
For the record, if anyone tries to disturb the balance of Hollywood and remake this movie, I will personally push them in front of a bus.
“Boo you whore” – Regina George
“Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?” – Random Dude
“Your mom’s chest hair!” – Janis Ian
“See, at least me and Regina George know we’re mean! You try to act so innocent like, “Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!” – Janis Ian
“It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something.” – Cady Heron
“That’s so fetch” Gretchen Wieners
“I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that!” Janis Ian
“Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco” Damian
“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it.And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” Karen Smith
“I can fit my whole fist in my mouth, want to see?” Karen Smith
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?” Ms. Norbury
“She doesn’t even go here” Damian
“Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!” Gretchen Wieners
“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.” Damian
“Trang Pak is a grotsky, little byotch.” Getchen Wieners
“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.” Mrs.George
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