Lindsay Lohan Invites Beyonce, Britney Spears, & Paris Hilton To Birthday Bash!

Suddenly I feel as though it is 2005 again!

Today, Lindsay took to Twitter to invite her old besties Britney and Paris to her birthday party. Of course she invited Beyonce too, it’s not like Bey is busy with her new twins or anything like that.

The tweet was vague but it is really all I need to make something about it.

I love Lindsay Lohan, I love Britney, and I love Paris, and if these three could somehow reconnect on a healthy level I would be all about it.

Britney and Paris, accept the invitation, please.

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Lindsay Lohan Creates Shirt To Help Raise Money For Charity

Late last month Lindsay Lohan was filmed where she has some weird ass accent going on. Well, it looks like Lindsay wanted to do some good even though people gave her a ton of shit over it. Her explanation was that because she is learning different languages everything kind of mixed into one accent. I get it, whatever let Lindsay be.

In case you weren’t away Lindsay has been traveling to Turkey to meet with Syrian refugees and really spending time with them. Most people want to remember her as the party girl but there is obviously a lot more to her than just that.

In my opinion, Lindsay has come a very long way. Now she is getting her life together and bettering other people’s lives in the process.

If you want to take a look at all she has done, Buzzfeed wrote a great article on it.

If you want to help support Lilo’s foundation though, or want to grab a shirt, you can grab them here!

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15 ‘Mean Girls’ Quotes To Celebrate October 3rd, #NationalMeanGirlsDay

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Usually I hate fake national holidays but today is a day for celebration. It is October 3rd which means that it is National Mean Girls Day, and it is a glorious day to be alive. It is a day to be witty and snarky and nobody can say anything about it! Well, they can but don’t let it bring you down!

As an avid, and by avid I mean I know every single line of the movie, ‘Mean Girls’ fan I feel it is my duty to celebrate this day harder than anyone else. You feel me?

Please, take a seat and read these hysterical quotes from the movie. Unfortunately I did have to use the more over used quotes but it’s okay guys, we will get through this together.

Happy National Mean Girls Day and I hope that you go home and watch it!

For the record, if anyone tries to disturb the balance of Hollywood and remake this movie, I will personally push them in front of a bus.

“Boo you whore” – Regina George

“Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?” – Random Dude
“Your mom’s chest hair!” – Janis Ian

“See, at least me and Regina George know we’re mean! You try to act so innocent like, “Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!” – Janis Ian

“It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something.” – Cady Heron

“That’s so fetch” Gretchen Wieners

“I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that!” Janis Ian

“Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco” Damian

“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it.And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” Karen Smith

“I can fit my whole fist in my mouth, want to see?” Karen Smith

“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?” Ms. Norbury

“She doesn’t even go here” Damian

“Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that’s not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!” Gretchen Wieners

“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.” Damian

“Trang Pak is a grotsky, little byotch.” Getchen Wieners

“Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.” Mrs.George

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Lindsay Lohan & ‘Mean Girls’ Cast React To #NationalMeanGirlsDay!

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‘Mean Girls’ changed the world and if you don’t think so, you’re fucking wrong, that is all that I can say about that. It is a classic and should be shown to every female freshman year so they know how to prepare. Although it is a movie, the movie gives you some glances into what being in high school is all about. Sneaky girls, sneaky guys, and the goth girl who is actually really pretty.

The cast knows how important the movie is, so some of them took to social media to thank the fans since today is October 3rd aka National Mean Girls Day.

For the record this is the only fake national holiday I can get behind.

 

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Lindsay Lohan Accuses Fiance Of Cheating On Instagram & Chaos Ensues

Now before I go into this I want to say one thing. Celebrities that have checkered pasts are usually not taken seriously when it comes to things like this. Most just assume that it is Lindsay acting out, much like she did when she was in her early twenties. Again, you can’t assume that Elgor struck her or anything like that, but please take this seriously.

Now let me get into it.

Over the weekend Lindsay started to post on Instagram about how Elgor, was out at a club with a Russian prostitute.

She also tweeted that she was actually pregnant with Elgor’s child. Well she hinted at it.

No word on whether or not this is actually true, but she hasn’t deleted the tweet.

When Elgor came home though, The Sun, a tabloid in England, captured the entire fight from what looks like a neighbors house? So the neighbor probably captured it but sold it to The Sun, naturally, it’s what people do for TMZ in America.

Not long after the video was shot, police kicked in Lohan’s door due to her screaming for help and Elgor booked it out of the apartment and hasn’t been seen since.

All I can say is that I hope that Lindsay is safe, and is able to deal with whatever is happening in a healthy way. I know people are probably sick about hearing about poor Lindsay Lohan but my heart has kind of always went out to her. Yes, she was at the top of Hollywood and lost it, but look at her personal life. Her family is a fucking mess, and clearly no one cared about her drug issues or any other issues going on in her life. They just cared about the money.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Alleged Engagement Ring Is Huge!

Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan is engaged to Russian multi-millionaire Egor something or another. I know that Lindsay is really tired of rumors starting though, she is probably sick of being bothered too. Why can’t we back up off her? Why can’t we let her live? That’s all I want to know!

Now there are some sources saying that she is engaged to the 22 year old millionaire and they are very happy together, and have only been dating about six months but whatever. What is time? There are other sources saying that they aren’t engaged though. So it all depends where you read which is why I am using the term allegedly.

She was spotting hanging out with her parents and Egor at a Duran Duran concert sporting a giant rock!

source: EtOnline

I mean if this engagement can being the Lohan family together without any fists being thrown, I think that is a pretty big deal. Hell Lindsay even went up on stage and sang with the band ! That’s right! Maybe Lindsay is planning a musical comeback? One can only hope.

You know that meme that is going around, the one where it says something like, maybe there is a Lindsay Lohan in London that is living a much more leveled life? Well we are looking at that Lindsay. She moved to London to stay out of the spotlight, met her fiancee over there and she seems much happier and looks healthier than ever.

You go girl! Keep up the good work!

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IMDb Reveals It’s List Of Top 25 Stars Of All Time

JustJared.com has your exclusive first look at the site’s list of the top 25 stars of all time as determined by actual page views of the more than 250 million monthly unique visitors to IMDb.Make sure to visit imdb.com/25 for the special editorial section featuring retrospective coverage of the best of the last 25 years of movies and TV shows including photo galleries, original celebrity interviews, polls, lists and more. New content will be added each day, including additional top 25 lists being revealed on October 15.

IMDb’s Top 25 Stars of All Time*

1. Johnny Depp
2. Brad Pitt
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Natalie Portman
5. Pamela Anderson
6. Tom Cruise
7. Orlando Bloom
8. Jennifer Lawrence
9. Robert Pattinson
10. Leonardo DiCaprio
11. Kristen Stewart
12. Bruce Willis
13. Emma Watson
14. Christian Bale
15. Scarlett Johansson
16. Lindsay Lohan
17. Jessica Alba
18. Keira Knightley
19. Megan Fox
20. Vin Diesel
21. Tom Hardy
22. Heath Ledger
23. Russell Crowe
24. Shailene Woodley
25. Tom Hanks

*This definitive top 25 list consists of the stars who consistently ranked the highest on IMDbPro’s STARmeter chart over time. IMDbPro’s STARmeter chart is determined by actual page views of the more than 250 million monthly unique visitors to IMDb. (credit)

Well that isn’t the list that I was expecting. I mean what the fuck? Pardon my swearing but that is the only thing I can say to make sense of this list. Listen, I understand Johnny Depp being a high ranking, the highest rank. He had some shitty movies but he is a good actor but why the actual fuck is Tom Hanks after Lindsay Lohan? What the hell is happening?

Pamela Anderson rounds out the top five? Orlando Bloom is ahead of Leonardo DiCaprio? I really just can’t make sense of this at all.

IMDb, fix your list, this shit doesn’t even make sense.

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There Has Been An Official ‘Mean Girls’ Reunion!

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If I could just go and hug the editor of Entertainment Weekly I would because whoever they were, they got the cast back together! Yes! My dream has come true after nearly ten years the gang is all back together. Totally grool right? I meant to say great then it came out as cool, I don’t know. Anyway, so fetch.

The magazine of course didn’t publish all of the quotes and the interview because they are aware people like me won’t actually buy the magazine, simply read it all online. One of the things that was highlighted online though was that Amy Poehler and Tina Fey couldn’t really figure out why Lindsay  Lohan and Hillary Duff had issues back in the day, clearly they didn’t know about a little babe named Aaron Carter that played them both!

This just makes my hear extremely happy, seeing all these girls together again. I really never thought that Rachel would be a part of a reunion spread like this because I always felt like she thought she was better than ‘Mean Girls’. I really have no reason to think that, but I still do!

Also each girl said what they thought their character would be doing right now. Lacey of course said that Gretchen would be running the toaster strudel business. Rachel said that Regina would be on one of the seasons of “Real Housewives”. Amanda was spot on saying that Karen would have her pet store that sold dog clothing with crystals on it. Then finally Lindsay said that Cady would be in Africa with Oprah teaching girls to be nice to each other. How adorable are all of those things.

Both Rachel and Lindsay admitted to not knowing any kind of quotes either, so that hurt me a little. Get on that girls, that is why people love you.

One final thing, Tina Fey said no sequel ever. I am extremely happy to hear that. Let this movie bring happiness for generations, and please Lord never let anyone make a remake.

‘Mean Girls’ Turns 10 Today!

ImageToday is a day that must be celebrated in all of its glory, it is the day that all ‘Mean Girls’ fans can come together as one and hold hands and preach about our love to this movie. There are always the fake fans though. The ones who only know quotes like “On Wednesdays we wear pink” or “Get in loser we’re going shopping” some of the most popular quotes. You have to really dig into the movie, “’Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.” I mean you can use  that one every single day if you try hard enough!

‘Mean Girls’ defined a generation in my opinion, it proved that Tina Fey can run the world. It was at an easier time when Lindsay Lohan was beautiful and not on drugs. When Amanda Seyfried was only known for wanting Taco Bell and being able to predict when it was already raining! When Rachel McAdams wasn’t so fucking annoying and when Lacey Chabert, well she is still pretty perfect. This was also before Lizzy Caplan got ridiculously hot but she did and that is great too!

For the past years I have done my best to quote this movie on a daily basis, some days I would fall short and other days I would rise above and use more than one quote a day!

I will also fight you on the fact that Regina George is the worst movie villain of all time, worse than any of them. Worse than leather face, Jason, Jack Nicholson in ‘The Shining’ , any of them!

So today we bask in the glory if the most quotable movie of all time!

Also these are the five best quotes from the entire movie in no order of course how could I even do that? It’s like a picking a favorite child.

1) “You smell like a baby prostitute.”

2) “If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

3) “Word vomit, no, actual vomit”

4) “I guess it’s probably because I’ve got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that.”

5) “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”

God love ya!

Lindsay Lohan Made A List Of Her Famous Lovers!

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If you have ever wanted to know who has been in and out of Lindsay Lohan you can now find out! Yeah that was a little big graphic as an opening sentence I’m sorry. Anyway her vagina is basically an entrance for some serious who’s who of Hollywood. Do I believe that InTouch some how ended up with this from a trash at the Beverly Hill Hotel? No, not really but let’s pretend all of these were confirmed.

Wilmer Valderamma is clearly a creepy and slept with Lindsay when she was only like 17, not a good look considering he is still dating members of young Hollywood. He is like the guy from that movie “I keep getting older but they stay the same age” makes me want to vomit. Justin Timberlake though? This one I find kind of hard to believe, I don’t know why I just don’t really think he slept with Lindsay Lohan. There is something about that one that doesn’t sound right. She slept with my boy Efron too? I guess who know where he picked up his coke habit from, joking, kind of.

The list is really interesting and it kind of makes certain men, like JT or Efron, lose their appeal to me. Oh you were hot until I found out you slept with Lindsay Lohan, now you are just dirty as fuck. Joaquin Phoenix though? Can you imagine how weird their sex must have been? Maybe this was when he was going through that phase where he thought he had frogs in his hair or some shit.

I love that some names are blurred out because they are potentially married or were married at the time. Can’t wait for that list to come out.

I also thought that the list would be longer than 36, keeping it under 40 though, proud of you Linds!