Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow Are Totally Dunzo


I would say that this break up is probably the least surprising thing of all time. Chris and Gwyneth were hardly together, so it seemed at least. They made it a point not to walk any red carpet together or go to any parties together. I understand keeping your private life from the public eye but damn, that goes above and beyond the call of privacy. It was only recently that they were even spotted together as strange as that sounds.

I feel like as a celebrity couple you have to be photographed sometimes. If you are always traveling apart how can you stay together? It just doesn’t make sense.

This couple also announced their divorce in an open letter about how they both have thrown in the towel. The whole thing sounds like it was trying to sound like a break up was so mutual it was perfect. It is really bizarre, in fact, here it is!

“It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate,We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.”

What a great eulogy for a 10 year long marriage that no one thought would last in the first place. At least they left us with one thing that we will never forget. The name Apple Martin.

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