Josh Duhamel & Fergie Called It Quits After 8 Years Of Marriage

I knew that this couple wouldn’t make it the second that they got married. I know that sounds rude as fuck because they were both probably very sad and they have a kid so I should be more sympathetic.

Nope, I won’t be.

Both Josh and Fergie are so fucking into themselves, even though they often posted on social media, I never really believed it.

Like every couple that breaks up, they put together this statement.

“With absolute love and respect we decided to separate as a couple earlier this year, to give our family the best opportunity to adjust, we wanted to keep this a private matter before sharing it with the public. We are and will always be united in our support of each other and our family.”

Maybe one day we will get a real statement saying that the couple can’t stand each other anymore and just don’t like each other anymore. That’s what I am here for.

Isn’t it funny how this is being announced right around Fergie’s new album though? I see you two marketers, you don’t trick me!

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Anna Faris & Chris Pratt Are Totally Dunzo

Last night both Anna and Chris announced on their respective social media platforms that they are separating. They didn’t say divorce but they used the term legal separation, which is the exact same thing.

They couple have been married for eight years and only dated a short time before they got married.

Truthfully I had a feeling that once Chris became this super movie star things in their relationship would shift a bit. Anna has always been a more down to earth celebrity in my opinion and I just have a feeling in the end, Chris is going to look like a real asshole.

Their statements are almost the exact same except Anna’s statement doesn’t say “and continue to have the deepest respect for one another”, which I am absolutely scandalized over.

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We will see what happens next!

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Carmelo & La La Anthony Have Reportedly Separated

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TMZ was the first to report that Carmelo Anthony and La La Anthony are officially calling it quits.

This pains me.

In case you aren’t aware of who La La is, let me educate you. She was one of the best hosts to ever host ‘TRL’, so you better respect that!

These two have been together for over 13 years and word on the street is that this past NBA season has been a lot of strain on the relationship.

According to reports the split is amicable and they have no plans on moving their 10-year-old so Kiyan out of New York or uproot his life in any way.

I can literally remember La La’s ‘Cribs’ episode on MTV where she showed off a magazine cover that Carmelo was on. This was a couple I have been a big fan of since the early 2000’s.

Low key hoping this will turn itself around and won’t actually happen.

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Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Officially File For Divorce!

Well okay then, if Ben and Jen want to break my heart then they should just go ahead and do it already! This divorce has been two years in the making, then there were reports that the divorce was off, now it’s officially back on again.

Quit playing games with my fucking heart Ben and Jen! I deserve better, I have been a fan of you two as a couple for a long time but nope, you went and broke my damn heart. It is basically unforgivable.

According to TMZ, the couple wants 50/50 custody and there is no prenup between the couple. Under California law that means that everything they made during the marriage will be split 50/50.

Looks like these two are really dunzo.

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Brad Pitt Steps Out Looking Shockingly Thin

It has been a while since Brad Pitt has been spotted out and about. So this past week when he was spotted in Los Angeles, people were pretty surprised by how skinny he looks.

So far there is no statement about Brad’s weight loss but I would guess that it is for a movie.

Here’s to hoping that everything is okay with him!

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Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Reportedly Call Off Divorce!

Love is real! Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have reportedly called off their divorce! Reports are circling the internet that Jennifer has decided to give their marriage another go.

Back when the couple announced their divorce there were plenty of rumors swirling about why they were ending their ten year marriage. Rumors of Ben drinking too much, sleeping with the nanny, and everything else under the sun.

The couple decided to keep quiet though, never really talking about the divorce or anything of that nature. I am pretty sure that Ben didn’t even move out of their home. Jen would even travel with Ben along with their three children whenever he was filming a movie.

I genuinely don’t think that this was just a publicity stunt but if it was, they definitely pulled it off.

Here’s to hoping they don’t break up again!

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Tiny Reportedly Files Divorce From T.I.

Welp, it looks like Tiny and T.I. are officially pulling the plug on their 15 year relationship. The couple started dating in 2001 and then got married in 2010.

Tiny filed for divorce in early December in Georgia after having having a lot of trouble the past few months. The couple have three children together but four children from previous relationships. They also had their own VH1 reality television show for a while.

Neither party have released any type of statement but I have a feeling this divorce is going to get ugly.

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Liev Scheiber & Naomi Watts Divorcing After 11 Years Of Marriage

While all of you cry babies go on and on about Brangelina, Liev and Naomi have announced they are divorcing. What in the hell? I don’t care about Brangelina, I always had a feeling it would end eventually. These two? Never thought that. Never ever thought that!

These two were together for over 11 years, did you hear that? They have been together for over a decade! They look so good together! My God damn heart can’t take this!

They did give us a statement.

Over the past few months we’ve come to the conclusion that the best way forward for us as a family is to separate as a couple, it is with great love, respect, and friendship in our hearts that we look forward to raising our children together and exploring this new phase of our relationship. While we appreciate your curiosity and support, we ask the press to be mindful of our children and respect their right to privacy.

I need to mourn. Another perfect Hollywood couple bites the dust.

Never forget.

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Marion Cotillard Responds To Brangelina Divorce Rumors

Marion ain’t playing right now! Now, Marion is an actress who rarely opens up about her personal life, when she isn’t acting she is rarely in the tabloids or anything like that. That was until the Brangelina divorce happened and people starting to say that Brad cheated on Angelina with Marion.

Well, Marion has decided to set the record straight on her Instagram.

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This is going to be my first and only reaction to the whirlwind news that broke 24 hours ago and that I was swept up into. I am not used to commenting on things like this nor taking them seriously but as this situation is spiraling and affecting people I love, I have to speak up. Firstly, many years ago, I met the man of my life, father of our son and of the baby we are expecting. He is my love, my best friend, the only one that I need. Secondly to those who have indicated that I am devastated, I am very well thank you. This crafted conversation isn't distressing. And to all the media and the haters who are quick to pass judgment, I sincerely wish you a swift recovery. Finally, I do very much wish that Angelina and Brad, both whom I deeply respect, will find peace in this very tumultuous moment. With all my love Marion Ceci sera la première et seule réaction que j'aurai concernant la déferlante inouïe qui à commencé il y a de ça 24 heures et à laquelle je suis mêlée malgré moi. Je n'ai pas pour habitude de commenter ni de prendre au sérieux le tas d'absurdités déversées à mon sujet mais la situation prenant une telle tournure et affectant des gens que j'aime, je me dois de m'exprimer. Pour commencer, j'ai rencontré il y a quelques années l'homme de ma vie , le père de notre fils et du bébé que nous attendons aujourd'hui. Il est mon amour, mon meilleur ami et le seul homme dont j'ai besoin. Ensuite, à ceux qui me prétendent dévastée, je vais très bien merci. Ce genre d'inventions aberrantes ne m'affecte en aucun cas. Et pour finir, à la "presse", à tous les haters, trolls et consorts qui ont le jugement si rapide je vous souhaite sincèrement… un prompt rétablissement. Ceci dit et un peu plus sérieusement, je souhaite à Angelina et Brad, deux personnes pour qui j'ai un profond respect, de trouver la paix dans ce moment tumultueux. Avec tout mon amour. Marion

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I give Marion a ton of respect for handling this in a classy way. It’s too bad you were dragged into this mess but congrats on baby number two!

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Brad Pitt Releases Statement Regarding Divorce From Angelina Jolie

Soon enough there will be rumors flying. well there already are rumors flying about what actually happened to the couple. Brad Pitt doesn’t want any of it though, which makes sense. He has officially released a statement regarding the divorce from his longtime partner Angelina Jolie.

“I am very saddened by this, but what matters most now is the well being of our kids. I kindly ask the press to give them the space they deserve during this challenging time,” the 52-year-old actor told People in a statement released this morning.

The couple share six children together and it has been reported that Angelina wants to have sole custody of their children, meaning Brad can only see visit them. Pretty harsh if you ask me.

According to many reports it has been said that Brad’s smoking pot and drinking has gotten out of control as of lately and Angelina is all set with it. The reports of him cheating have been dismissed.

We will see how all of this plays out!

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