Josh Duhamel & Fergie Called It Quits After 8 Years Of Marriage

I knew that this couple wouldn’t make it the second that they got married. I know that sounds rude as fuck because they were both probably very sad and they have a kid so I should be more sympathetic.

Nope, I won’t be.

Both Josh and Fergie are so fucking into themselves, even though they often posted on social media, I never really believed it.

Like every couple that breaks up, they put together this statement.

“With absolute love and respect we decided to separate as a couple earlier this year, to give our family the best opportunity to adjust, we wanted to keep this a private matter before sharing it with the public. We are and will always be united in our support of each other and our family.”

Maybe one day we will get a real statement saying that the couple can’t stand each other anymore and just don’t like each other anymore. That’s what I am here for.

Isn’t it funny how this is being announced right around Fergie’s new album though? I see you two marketers, you don’t trick me!

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Gigi Hadid & Zayn Malik Have Broken Up

Word on the street is that Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik have called it quits after dating for six months. The two were often spotted exiting her apartment in New York, that is really all I have there.

According to TMZ, Gigi never even introduced Zayn to her family, which is pretty crazy considering they have been together for half of a year.

No word on who broke up with who but this break up comes right on the heels of the Taylor and Calvin break up which everyone is freaking out about.

These two were really nice to look at and unlike Taylor and Calvin, I actually believe these two were an actual couple. Although her starring in his music video is a bit shady.

Anyway we are about to have a summer of Gigi and Taylor single so I am going to guess that these two girls will be spotted together all the time. It’s time for the squad to all be single and go be scandalous.

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Amber Heard Files For Divorce From Johnny Depp

Well that didn’t last very long, did it? In case you didn’t know Johnny and Amber met on the set of ‘The Rum Diaries’ and went into a very quick engagement into a wedding. Johnny left his long time partner and mother of his children for Amber, and even bought her a fucking island. Now apparently they are getting a divorce, just one year into marriage. In case you didn’t know before this, Johnny was with his longtime partner Vanessa Paradis from 1998 until 2012, so clearly breaking up his family for Amber was worth it.

Like most celebrity divorces Amber filed for irreconcilable differences and is also asking for spousal support for Johnny. Word on the street is that Johnny doesn’t want to pay her a dime, so there is a good chance this divorce will get pretty ugly. According to TMZ, there is no prenup between the two of them, which means there is a good chance that Amber could get half of well, everything.

Johnny is currently out promoting his newest movie and people were curious where Amber was considering she is usually on his arm, looks like we know now.

I am sure they will both date and eventually marry beautiful people after this.

Johnny Depp is probably a real weirdo, but you don’t divorce Johnny Depp. That is all I can say about that. He is eternally hot no matter how intense and strange he is.

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Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger Have Split After Two Years Of Marriage

Why’d you have to go and make things so complicated?

Today Avril announced that her and Chad would be breaking up but staying best friends. Don’t all celebrities stay best friends after a break up or a divorce? They are doing what is best for them, and they are staying just friends. Well, I feel lile staying just friends doesn’t work after a divorce, but what do I know?

This couple could have been the greatest rock couple of all time. I wish that I could type in a more sarcastic font I feel like it is really throwing me off on this post.

If this couple can’t make it work, is there hope for any of us? I don’t think so!

Maybe now Avril can go back with Brody because that was one of my favorite odd couples of all time.

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Nick Jonas & Olivia Culpo Have Reportedly Split

I can’t even lie that makes me a little bit sad that this couple has broken up. Now listen it isn’t that tragic, both are beautiful, rich, and young so they will be just fine, but look at them. They were so cute together, always posting pictures on Instagram and being adorable. Young love, always starts so fast and ends even faster.

I like to think that Nick will be just fine though, I mean he is one of the hottest acts in music right now. When Bieber fell out of the limelight Nick jumped right in knowing that the world needed a good guy that could sing really high pitched. As for Olivia, she will probably continue to be a gorgeous model and such.

Maybe now Nick can marry Demi, that would be my dream.

Emma Roberts & Evan Peters Have Split Up!

Emma Roberts and Evan Peters have called off their engagement, sources exclusively tell JustJared.com.

“Their three years together just ran its course,” our source tells JJ. “They have so many great memories together but couldn’t make it work in the end. The break-up was amicable – there was no drama whatsoever. Emma and Evan are even still friends!” (http://www.justjared.com/)

Thank God this relationship is over, it was the worst. I remember everyone thought that they were so cute, but like they were violent. There would be pictures of them fighting in the street, and remember when Emma punched him right in the face? Yeah, that shit ain’t cool. Domestic violence is domestic violence.

Also, I hope that this whole Evan Peters obsession ends soon. He is not attractive, stop tricking your mind into believing that he is.

Emma, you’ll be fine. I think you’re a secret bitch but I think you will be fine.

Big Sean & Ariana Grande Have Broken Up After 8 Months

“They both deeply care for each other and remain close friends,” their reps tell Us in a joint statement. “We kindly ask that the media respect their wish for privacy regarding this personal matter at this time.”
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Is there anything more annoying than one of these stupid joint statements after a break up? You two were together for eight months, that is it. You two weren’t married, you were dating. Sure you had cute pictures and were all over each other on the red carpet, but it was still just dating. Not even dating for a year! Shut the fuck up with this joint statement. We kindly ask that you respect their privacy, sure. Know what would have made people respect their privacy? Not announcing a fucking joint statement of a break up.

I think that we all knew this relationship was all about publicity. Ariana Grande is always singing on all those R&B  tracks that she says are her own, but she doesn’t have one song that isn’t featuring someone. Big Sean had just broken up with Naya Rivera and well, he started dating one of the hottest up and coming stars. I see you two, don’t try and fool me.

Bieber is swooping in for the kill as I type this.

Karrueche Tran Opens Up About Chris Brown Being A Father!

Well, when I first saw this tweet I thought it was fake, I thought no way would Karrueche go out and blow up Chris’ spot like that simply because she has been pretty loyal to him. Well from what we know she has been loyal to him. She went back to him a trillion times and I wasn’t expecting this to break them up. I can sum this tweet up in two words, bye Felicia. Karrueche is done with Chris Beat-her-down Brown.

Now let’s be real, the only reason anyone knows who she is, is in fact because of the terrible Chris Brown. So she should be happy that they dated, now people are familiar with her. Let’s be real though, she is beautiful, she can go be a model and stay somewhat famous that way. No need to hang out to a gross man like Chris.

That emoji is kind of incredible right? Is it like a customized one or are they actually making different races now?

Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow Are Totally Dunzo

I would say that this break up is probably the least surprising thing of all time. Chris and Gwyneth were hardly together, so it seemed at least. They made it a point not to walk any red carpet together or go to any parties together. I understand keeping your private life from the public eye but damn, that goes above and beyond the call of privacy. It was only recently that they were even spotted together as strange as that sounds.

I feel like as a celebrity couple you have to be photographed sometimes. If you are always traveling apart how can you stay together? It just doesn’t make sense.

This couple also announced their divorce in an open letter about how they both have thrown in the towel. The whole thing sounds like it was trying to sound like a break up was so mutual it was perfect. It is really bizarre, in fact, here it is!

“It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate,We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.”

What a great eulogy for a 10 year long marriage that no one thought would last in the first place. At least they left us with one thing that we will never forget. The name Apple Martin.

Liam Hemsworth throwin’ shade at Miley

Liam Hemsworth is easily one of the sexiest people on the planet and he wants the world to know that he is very happy without Miley Cyrus. Do you know how much I wish I could have been there to see this break up? Liam would be yelling in his sexy Austrailian accent while Miley is screaming in her weird southern accent that she has going on. Anyway, in a recent interview Liam admitted that he was happier than ever. This is the quote that really kills me though, like just a big fuck you to Miley.

”These days I feel like I’m more centered and grounded than I’ve ever been,” Liam reveals in a new interview. “For a few years I went down a path where I forgot to be in the moment and enjoy the moment,” Liam, 23, says in a new interview with the Associated Press.

Like damn bro, way to just say that Miley isn’t grounded and you were basically never happy. Wonder if Miley will even respond to this nonsense.

As for his rumors of cheating, he didn’t like that one bit!

“What I always keep in mind is that I know what the truth is and that’s all that matters,” Liam says. “I know I’m a good person.”

No but those pictures of him making out with that Mexican chick wasn’t cool, just sayin’.

He also admitted his love for Jennifer Lawrence.

“Being around someone like Jen, who is so honest and laughs all day long, I am forced to be in the right now. I’m much happier.”

Can you imagine how tall and blonde their babies would be? Oh my mind is racing, anyway.

Anyway I am sure that nothing will even come of these quotes because Miley is so high she can’t even hear him. I am just surprised he even mentioned Miley because she rules the world at the moment.