Is there a couple more annoying than this couple right here? Well obviously there is and they go by Kimye but John and Katy come at a close second. Katy Perry drives me up a fucking wall to begin with, she is all about look at me! She writes songs to supposedly empower people then wears next to nothing as she sings these terrible songs. John Mayer is a reformed playboy who we are supposed to be feel bad about because he isn’t that guy anymore!
I just feel like these two people would be absolutely exhausting to be around.They both love attention and it would just drive me up a fucking wall.Katy Perry with those big ol eyes trying ti act like Puss N’ Boots while John Mayer acts quirky as fuck. They would be like. “Look at me!!” Then the other would be like. “LOOK AT ME TOO!”
After listening to this song I realized I dislike them even more. When Katy Perry first got dumped by Russell Brand I thought it would be a good thing, she seemed like a fun loving person not a angry British man, so it makes sense they didn’t work out. Then she got with John Mayer, the bigger man whore in Hollywood. Katy, he broke T.Swifts heart first, then Jennifer Aniston’s heart, or maybe it was the other way around…Either way what makes you think you are different?!
Due to me not blessing this relationship they will probably last forever because things I like never last.
This couple can shut up now though, please and thanks!
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