I have a lot of questions about Taylor Swift‘s annual Fourth Of July party.
- When did it get so lame? The first one she had Emma Stone, Ed Sheeran, and a few of her other famous friends. Last year she had Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas, along with well basically the same crew. This group of girls, I mean other than Rachel Platten, Blake Lively, and Uzo Aduba it looks like a bunch of chicks who won’t eat burgers. Actually, Gigi Hadid is pretty cool, she can stay. Karlie can stay too because shes been there all three years.
- Where was my invite? Did I not get invited because I am so negative? I will eat all the left over food, I promise.
- Did she hire her own barge for the fireworks? I think the answer is yes.
Alright, those are just a few of my questions, I am sure that I will think of more as the times comes. Like, did Ryan and Tom feel like they were babysitters? I feel like they probably did. Although Ryan has those leg tats, so maybe he is still wild as hell.
Today Taylor took to Instagram and Facebook to remind us all that she is really, really rich and has the best time ever with her friends while we all have trouble figuring out how to split the bill evenly between four people. Or we try and play hello titty with the bartender for free drinks, you know, normal peasant stuff.
And finally the most “candid” photo of some couples looking super casual. Taylor wanting to remind everyone that her and Tom are real, after he wore that horrible shirt, and Ryan Reynolds looking like he wants to get the fuck out of there.
I feel like such a peasant.