Zac Efron and Michael B Jordan Share Strange Place Sex Stories

ImageI will say that whoever is promoting ‘That Awkward Moment’ well whoever has put together this promotional tour is a fucking mastermind. They are making Zac Efron talk about sex and making the whole cast go out and do things together. I mean it really seems like they are actually friends even though they may not be. Promoting a movie like this is really brilliant though, that is for sure.

In a recent interview both Zac Efron and Michael B Jordan were asked where was the strangest place they had sex was. I was thinking that Efron would just smile and try and get around the question. He is kind of the All-American you can’t have me pretty boy, in my opinion at least. Surprisingly he answered though! He said that he had sex at prom with his girlfriend of three years, he left it at that. I still have so many questions though! Where did it happen? Did it happen on the dance floor? Did it happen in the limo? What about in the bathroom? Give more detail Zac!

Michael B. Jordan’s answer was a little bit more interesting, he said in a movie theater. Again I want to know more! Were there people in the theater? Did anyone notice you? Did that guy who walks around with the orange stick point it at you in absolute disgust?!

Whoever is putting this little tour together, like I said is doing incredible but they should also make them answer more thoroughly so us females and males that love them can have something to envision.

I am so hoping this movie is actually really good since there is so much hype around it. Of course I will see it and let everyone know my feelings on it. Let’s just hope it isn’t a movie when the awkward moment is that the only funny parts are in the commercials.

Zac Efron Reveals Favorite Place to Bang

I don’t really know if this is for Efron’s new movie ‘That Awkward Moment’ or if he is being for real about having sex on a kitchen table, but either way, I like it. The issue with these promotion videos is that I can literally never tell if they are supposed to be in character or not. I also don’t know if that is good or bad for the movie. I am just sitting here watching the video in a complete fog!

Can you imagine sex with Efron though? I feel like he takes it really slow, unless he is on a coke binge, but it is still really hot. Efron is obviously one of my number one guys in Hollywood. Miles Teller and Michael B Jordan are up there too so this movie is right up my alley.

Things I learned about this video though. There is a 90 percent chance we will never have a nude picture leaked from a sext by Efron, that is truly heartbreaking. Although he probably learned a thing or two when he was dating Vanessa Hudgens who had not one but TWO separate issues with nudes getting leaked.

Also Miles Teller is like a young Vince Vaughn, everything about it. The final thing is that Michael B. Jordan seems like a nice guy, which is the complete opposite of the character he played on Friday Night Lights.

‘That Awkward Moment When..’ has the Hottest Cast of the Year.

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I understand that the year is only like 9 days in but I am going to go out on a limb and say that no cast this year is better looking than the cast of ‘That Awkward Moment’. Yes I know ‘American Hustle’ has like Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper but they are dressed in hilarious outfits, so no they don’t get to win this award. These fine men do. Michael B. Jordan, Myles Teller, and Zac Efron, keep looking good and I will see your movie.

Zac it is nice to see that jaw healed up and you still look like a Greek God.

Zac Efron spotted for the first time since the jaw “accident”

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Well, well,well look who is finally coming out of hiding after his weird broken jaw. Remember the one where he apparently slipped on a little water then broke it, yeah well look at him now. His jaw is just looking a little bit swollen! That is right ladies and gays, Efron still has the jawline of a Greek God! We can all commence in celebration now!

I am still wondering if he is going to do press an stuff with a broken jaw, he totally should in my opinion. It would be kind of hilarious.

Adam Levine: Sexiest Man Alive 2013?

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For years now People’s magazine puts together a special magazine specifically for the sexy celebrity men in our life. Winners of this coveted cover have been Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and let’s not forget when they chose Bradley Cooper over Ryan Gosling and the world almost stopped spinning.Anyway this year it seems as though Adam Levine is the front runner for sexiest man alive, here is where I put my foot down and say no. I will not allow for such a thing to happen! I get it, he has tattoos, a nice smile, and can kind of sing but come on really? Out of all the people in the industry you want to use Adam Levine? I have a list of about 10 other people I can think of that deserve it more than this guy.

1. Justin Timberlake just had the year of his life, give it to him!

2. Charlie Hunnam is British AND sexy.

3. Chris Hemsworth is Thor and Australian.

4. Ryan Gosling because every female is in love with him.

5. Usher because I love him.

6. Idris Elba because he is fucking gorgeous and seems like a real badass.

7. Zac Efron because my boyfriend needs a break this year, other than his jaw of course.

Okay so I could only think of 7 guys who really deserve it which is fine by me because these 7 blow that skeezy singer out of the water!

The mysterious case of Zac Efron’s jaw

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Zac Efron is a Greek God, gorgeous blue eyes, muscles for days, and a jawline made from stone. So I thought at least. So far these past three months haven’t been the best for the gorgeous actor. It was leaked that Mr.Efron had two trips to rehab for coke and alcohol problems and that he wasn’t showing up on set of his movie Neighbors. Anyway the strangest story this year has to be his broken jaw right? Poor little Zac has to have his jaw wired shut for God knows how long because he slipped on a puddle outside of his house? Now let me tell you, I have had some pretty serious falls in my life but breaking your jaw from falling? That doesn’t sound right to me. After doing a little more digging, thanks to TMZ, I learned that he also didn’t call 911 he somehow just ended up in the ER.

Now I am one for conspiracy theories, that is for sure.

Theory 1) Zac was chewing on a jawbreaker and just so happened to fall at the same time, therefor he broke his jaw,

Theory 2) Zac was feening for some coke and clenched his jaw so hard it broke.

Theory 3) My final theory is probably the most realistic one. He was drunk and fell and broke his jaw.

I am really curious to see how this all play’s out since his publicists clearly don’t know how to make a real cover up story. For now I will just sit here and pray that his fantastic jawline doesn’t get fucked up for good.