Matty B Is Still A “Rapper”?

I will give this kid an A for effort because he has been doing his thing since he was like 4 years old. Right when Bieber hit the stage Matty B thought it was hit time to shine, well his parents probably thought it was his time to shine. He is a persistent little fucker though, according to his YouTube he has 144 videos uploaded to date.

I just have a question, why won’t he stop? Does he really think that he is good? Listen, I know it is probably mean making fun of this kid who is probably like 8 years old but you just gotta stop. Listening to him sing one of my favorite songs is one of the most painful things. The whole trying to tone his voice over his other voice, it just sucks.

Matty B you have been doing this for years and you have yet to even make it on Ellen. Ellen loves little talented kids but she still hasn’t picked you out of the YouTube crowd!

Matty B I think it is time to hang up the microphone and pass 3rd grade, you can do it! I promise!

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Should Miley Cyrus Go To Prom With Matt?

So this is the viral video that is going around the internet right now and it is all about this kid Matt looking to go to prom with Miley. In my opinion he isn’t cool enough for Miley. Miley is so wild and crazy, grinding being okay doesn’t mean she will go to a prom! She can twerk there but can she smoke her California green and drink a bottle of Malibu? Nope! She couldn’t do that.

This kid just seems like a major fan. In all of the other prom videos or the military dance videos it seems like people just want celebrities to go with them because they like them. Matt seems to be obsessed with Miley. Did you see him crying at the radio station? Could you imagine how hard he would cry if he got to go to prom with her?

Honestly, I think the idea is very cute and I wish I had the chance to ask someone famous to my prom but Miley ain’t got not time for prom. She is far too busy doing her thing.

So cute video Matt and I am sure you will meet her when she is in Arizona but I think prom is going to be a no, sorry buddy.

Shakira & Rihanna Release Can’t Remember To Forget You Music Video!

So I am pretty sure that this music video is one of the sexiest videos of all time, I am just saying! I mean you look at this and holy shit, everyone needs to step up their game now. Watching it there is Shakira who is a little hot Colombian fireball, she is wearing next to nothing and is gyrating her hips all over the place. Then there is the Barbadian beauty Rihanna who is the most sexual person of all time thrusting all over the place.

Truthfully this music video makes absolutely no sense what so ever, if you watch this and think it goes along with the lyrics please explain it to me, I have no idea. The reason this music video was made was so men could get off to it and women could question their sexuality. When they are rolling around together on the bed don’t you just kind of tilt your head to the side and wonder if it is wrong you are getting a special little feeling in your special spot? You know what I am saying.

This music video was a bit of a throw back to when Madonna and Britney were dancing against the wall for ‘Me Against The Music’ but it was hotter, just saying.

‘Can’t Remember To Forget You’ was made for once reason, and one reason only. Sex sells. This video is sex, so it will sell.

Watch it and enjoy!

‘Mmm Yeah’ by Austin Mahone & Pitbull Has Been Released!

So I guess that I am like 3 days behind with this release but I had a Grammy’s hangover so I was trying to get over that. Anyway, Austin Mahone is just going to keep banging out hits and not have a CD, that is what is going to happen. He isn’t even going to release a damn CD and jsut keep blowing up the charts with bangers like this song.

Let’s be honest is this the best song in the world? No! Pitbull is in it! Whatever he touches I pretty much run the opposite way but Austin did a great job saving it, he knows what he is doing and I like it. I can’t wait for the music video honestly.

Pitbull needs to go away though. He talks about the band KrissKross who people who like Austin Mahone are too young to even know who they are. At lease stay relevant with your references please you old man. You also shouldn’t be checking out people that Mr.Mahone is because obviously they will be far too young for you! Ya lil creep!

Vin Diesel Has A Solo Dance Party To Katy Perry And Beyonce.

Vin Diesel has to be one of the most fun people in Hollywood right? He isn’t really in the limelight or anything too much, only when he has movies out but here he goes, posting this badass video of him dancing. It isn’t even really a dance, just a little snap and a little bounce, that simple. No need to be anything else into it, he is fucking Vin Diesel.

I wish that he never started to talk though because I just want to see this big boy dance. He is like 6 feet and doing a little dance to Katy Perry then Beyonce, he gives no fucks! His movie is number one for the DVD charts so he is going to celebrate like any man would do, with a little K.P and a little B.

I do wonder if he is drunk though? Drunk of happiness or alcohol you can make that judgement yourself!

Let’s be real though lately things haven’t been the easiest fro Vin after his good friend Paul Walker died, he posted videos and expressed how sad he was. It is nice to see that he is starting to live and enjoy life again. There is nothing wrong with trying to move past a death by living life to the fullest.

ps- I dislike Katy Perry but Dark Horse is straight fire, I will always jam to it.

Zac Efron Reveals Favorite Place to Bang

I don’t really know if this is for Efron’s new movie ‘That Awkward Moment’ or if he is being for real about having sex on a kitchen table, but either way, I like it. The issue with these promotion videos is that I can literally never tell if they are supposed to be in character or not. I also don’t know if that is good or bad for the movie. I am just sitting here watching the video in a complete fog!

Can you imagine sex with Efron though? I feel like he takes it really slow, unless he is on a coke binge, but it is still really hot. Efron is obviously one of my number one guys in Hollywood. Miles Teller and Michael B Jordan are up there too so this movie is right up my alley.

Things I learned about this video though. There is a 90 percent chance we will never have a nude picture leaked from a sext by Efron, that is truly heartbreaking. Although he probably learned a thing or two when he was dating Vanessa Hudgens who had not one but TWO separate issues with nudes getting leaked.

Also Miles Teller is like a young Vince Vaughn, everything about it. The final thing is that Michael B. Jordan seems like a nice guy, which is the complete opposite of the character he played on Friday Night Lights.

Sara Bareilles sings with a Brave 4 year old!

Every once in a while celebrities do something nice during concerts. Sara Barielles is one of my favorite singers of the moment so I am probably very bias but this is incredible. The world knows that she was ripped off my Katy Perry who stole her song Brave and turned into Roar, she hardly even changed any keys. Sara don’t care though! Instead she brings a little boy on stage and sings with him since he is so Brave. She even gives him her hat without any hesitation.

Joshua I hope that you have a fast recovery and can come out singing because you have a great little personality. Enjoy the video!

The Monster music video review

To be honest I have kind of given up on Eminem, his new music just isn’t all that great. This song is really good and so is Headlights, another song on his new album. All of the other ones are just kind of eh. So for this music video I didnt have high hopes at all, hell I didnt have any hopes what so ever. I must admit I was pleasantly surprised though with the outcome.

1. It was a god idea to use some different parts of the video to flash back to some of his most famous music videos and moments on stage, good thinking there Em!

2. He should always do songs with Rihanna, always. Every song that they have done together has been a smash hit other than Numb, but that isn’t the point because Rihanna’s new album was awful all together. Rihanna should sing every hook to every single song in my opinion.

3. Eminem, you are starting to look healthy and good again so congrats on that.

This isn’t his best song ever, obviously Eminem is no longer in his prime but it is a playable song for sure. There you go Slim Shady, Marshall Mathers, Eminem, you have another hit on your hands!