The Official List Of The Best & Worst Dressed At The 2016 Golden Globe Awards!

Every year during award season I have my two great friends and fashion experts Hannah Cohn and Emily Cohn step in to help me out! I do my best but I genuinely don’t know much about fashion. I did throw in my picks for worst dressed though because I don’t know when something looks good, but I know when something looks seriously bad.

Anyway here is my personal glam squad to do a round up of the trends, along with the best and worst for the 2016 Golden Globes!

Trends of the night for the 2016 Golden Globes were: sequins, the color white and jewel tones, also lots of yellow, reds and blues. Makeup was a lot of simple eyes and bold lips.

Worst Dressed

1.Rooney Mara

Rooney Mara in Alexander McQueen. This dress just blended in too much with her skin tone. There were so many things going on. It looks like she wore a curtain that went though the wash machine the wrong way. However, we did love her Disney princess Jasmine ponytail and her makeup was beautiful.

2.Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Marc Jacobs. This dress was just wrong for this event. It looked like a costume. The bright pink lip didn’t pair well with the yellow. The pattern and the flower detail on the shoulder was too loud.

3.Eva Longoria

This dress just had way too much going on. Between the flower embellishments on the hips, the bowtie belt, and the cut out bowtie jeweled neckline. Maybe if these elements weren’t all together it would have looked nice, because lets be honest, Eva always brings it to the red carpet. I will say her hair and makeup were stunning.

4. Kate Hudson

So this was my personal pick (Willi Killiams)  for worst dress that my girls left off. We get it Kate, you are sleeping with Nick Jonas and you have a banging body. We get it, okay. We really get it. You don’t need to wear something out of a 90’s Britney Spears music video to remind us. I understand this isn’t the Oscars, but it also isn’t the MTV Movie Awards, this outfit isn’t acceptable. Nice abs though.

Best Dressed

1.Brie Larson

Brie Larson in Calvin Klein. This was a dress to win in and she did. She looked like an actual Golden Globe in the best was possible. The way the dress reflected in the light was spellbinding. Her hair and makeup was beautiful and complicated the dress really well. She looked fab head to toe. The minute we saw her, we both said “best dressed of the night”.

2.Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez in Giamvbattista Valli. Whether J.Lo is leaving little to the imagination or covered up, she can do no wrong. We loved the mustard yellow color of her dress and we loved even more that she paired it with a deep wine colored lip. Flawless. Her hair, jewelry and shoes were all so complementary of each other. This is how you show up as a presenter. Nailed it.

3.Jenna Dewan-Tatum

Jenna Dewan-Tatum in Zuhair Murad Couture. Slay girl, SLAY! Everything about this look was stunning. Her hair, makeup, and he best accessory of all: Channing Tatum. Best couple of the night. Her dress looked like a constellation filled sky. This went along with the sequin and jewel toned trends of the night.

4. Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence in Dior. We all know if she wasn’t famous, we would be friends or if we were famous, we would be friends. The girl is so unapologetically hysterical, that it makes her beautiful. This red color was so on trend for the night and the cut out details made the dress edgy. And can we talk about that diamond choker, that was the perfect accessory for this dress.

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The Best & Worst Dressed At The 2015 Emmy Awards!

Now the last awards season I had some help from guest bloggers when it came to fashion. Specifically I had help from the Cohn sisters when it came down to the Oscars’ red carpet last year. Both Emily and Hannah know what is going on and I highly reccomend you follow them on Twitter and Youtube. Emily is at @Emilyf_cohn while Hannah’s handle is @HannahE_Beauty. Oh and if that isn’t enough these two ladies also run their own make up tutorial site on Youtube, check out Hannah Cohen Beauty and keep up with all of the latest make up trends.

Now I give over my blog to the Cohn girls!

The 67th annual primetime Emmy awards has officially kicked off award season. We will say that we expected a lot from these beautiful people and well they delivered. We watch E! Religiously and we never miss a live from the red carpet event. The trends we saw tonight included: whites, cranberry reds, blush tones and embellishments. In terms of makeup we saw bold red lips, subtle grey Smokey eyes (yeah we are looking at you, girl who did Amy Schumer’s Smokey eye and got a SO for it!), bold brows, and glowy skin. (Partly due to the 100-degree heat but man, did the ladies work it.) If you had a smart hair stylist, then gave you a stylish up do or sculpted ponytail.  We applaud the girls who tried to have curls, but humidity is not your friend and then ended up not even looking like they did their hair. There is always next year ladies! SO let’s get into it! We have three best dressed and three worst dressed.

1.Emma Roberts

            Emma Roberts in Jenny Packham. This screams elegance and Hollywood glamour. Everything form the silhouette to the beautiful side swept hair  (kudos to that hair stylist! ) When we saw her it literally stopped us in our tracks. (Actively eating pizza during the pre show because that’s what you do when you’re not interviewing celebs (Emily) or doing their makeup (Hannah)! Again, her dress is a beautiful blush tone pink with a deep v neck-line. One word to describe this look would be: Stunning.

2.Sarah Hyland

Sarah Hyland in Zac Posen. Girllll, this look is amazing. We feel like Sarah always kills it on the red carpet. She is very petite and is always dressed to fit her best.  We LOVED that deep red cranberry color that her dress is. How perfect for fall. Her swooping structured neck line is everything.  Her hair and makeup looked effortless. Here jewelry was also perfection,  we loved how the earrings and arm cuff matched perfectly. One word to describe this look would be: gorgeous.

3. Kerry Washington

Kerry Washington in Marc Jacobs. In our opinion, Kerry can do no wrong. She always slays on the red carpet and tonight she did not disappoint. During the interviews, we didn’t even realize that her dress was not floor-length and when we saw that it was short, we loved it even more. Two words: Flapper Mermaid and we mean that in the best way possible. Her makeup  matched so well with her dress. That dress had so much going on, we were happy that her hair and makeup were simple yet classy. One word to describe this look:  Iconic.

Worst Dressed

            We do have to say that as long as these women felt there best then that is all that matters! These are just our opinions based on our personal style. (Clearly they are much nicer than @WilliKilliams because she never puts a disclaimer on her feelings.)

1.Jaimie Alexander

\Jamie Alexander in Armani Prive. It was just too much. Between the sparkle and the colors. It was just very loud for the Emmys. This would have been awesome at the Grammys or the MTV music video awards.

2. Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum in Versace. She is all about fashion risks and we appreciate this, but we think this just missed the mark. Her right side would have been pretty if it didn’t have that half jacket, one sleeve thing going on. It just looked so incomplete.

3. Claire Danes

Claire Danes in Prada. The color is stunning, just honestly those chains just threw the whole look off for us.

And there you go for the red carpet coverage for the 2015 Emmy Awards! Be sure to like the Celebrities are Tragic Facebook page for all of your celebrity and award season needs! Also follow @HannahE_Beauty and @emilyf_cohn and let them know what you thought of their list!

Top Ten Worst Dressed Women Of The 2015 Oscars!

Although there were plenty of great dresses on the Oscar’s red carpet, there are always a few that make you scratch your head. Why would they wear that when it is a time to shine? When you are being looked at by a million people and will forever be photographed. For some of these I am sure that they were paid off by some big names, something like that had to have happened in order for them to want to wear these hideous dresses! Let’s be real, we all love a good hot mess, don’t deny it!

For this article I did need a guest blogger, a great friend of mine by the name of Rich Gilmartin, you can follow him on twitter @RichG8191 and make sure to check out his blog www.richgilmartin.com . This guy knows what he is talking about since I really don’t!

10. Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman, 2015 Academy Awards

Rich: Nicole Kidman looks here like she’s still playing Poison Ivy on the set for Batman. Just give it a rest, Nicole. Seriously though what is it with the redheads trying to wear lime green dresses? It’s kind of freaking me out and makes me want to sneeze all at the same time.

Willi: Lime green doesn’t mix well with red, right? I feel like you don’t need to be a fashion expert to know that shit doesn’t work.

9. Emma Stone

Rich: Emma Stone looks like she had just gotten out of a live tapping of Nickelodeon’s Slime Time Live before she jetted straight off to the Oscars and then just threw some glitter into the mix to try and convince us it’s a dress. Better luck next time Emma.

Willi: Is it weird my first thought was laser party? I don’t know why, it is just what comes to mind. Sounds like a good time, then you get there and you’re like, never mind bye. That is what this dress reminds me of.

8. Felicity Jones

The Theory of impeccable style: Actress Felicity Jones led the glamour at the Hollywood & Highland Center in a regal embroidered halterneck gown by Alexander McQueen, which featured a off-grey skirt

Rich: Poor Felicity Jones, if it weren’t for that collar around her neck she wouldn’t even be on this list right now. Well actually maybe she would be because that skirt just straight out flushes her skin tone out and does nothing for her. Now I’m not sure how tall Felicity Jones is but something tells me if she were just a bit taller this look may have worked. Sigh, maybe next year Miss Jones.

Willi: This dress reminds me of what someone would try and pull off at prom. I feel like she really looks confident in what she is wearing though, so good for her. The color is off though, the poof is too much, and the high neck makes me think she is hiding a hickey or two,

7. Lorelei Linklater

Rich: If you saw Boyhood, then you know that Lorelei Linklater can carry some serious attitude, and this outfit doesn’t disappoint. Seriously though I’ve never seen anyone look so miserable to be at the Oscars, like they let you wear that interesting Japanese cherry-blossom dress that you probably had to fight with everyone on your team over to wear so what more do you want from us?

Willi: This dress would be appropriate if she was at the premier of Memoirs of a Geisha, that is the only time this dress would ever be appropriate.

6. Lady Gaga

Rich: My initial thought was to pass up Lady Gag, because her look on this years red carpet was so much more tame compared to years past. The top of her dress kind of looked like a smock but hey, high fashion is weird sometimes. These gloves though, they just take the cake. They are so absurdly wide she looks like she’s about to take flight. Who knows, maybe once she gets married she will finally grow up and all of this nonsense will finally come to an end.

Willi: This dress looks like it is made out of tinfoil, her oven mitts don’t help her. I feel like this is how rich people look in their kitchen when they are having a dinner party. All dressed up walking around waiting to take food out of the oven. With the color of her hair, and her dress color make her looked very washed out. I will say Gaga has still come a long way with her fashion choices. She killed it with her tribute to The Sound of Music I predict a big Gaga come back soon.

5.Viola Davis

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Rich:  It really pains me to write this one. Viola Davis is such a great actress, and she can even be almost downright scary on How To Get Away With Murder. However this time it’s her makeup that’s scaring us. I think it might be the combination of the color of the dress and her extremely smoky eyes, it’s a bit gothic and leaves us with an unsettled feeling.

Willi: Other than her make up I thought that she looked great! Maybe if her dress was a bit darker it would look better, that is my only suggestion. Other than that Viola, you is kind, you is smart, and you is important.

4. Solange Knowles

Rich: Solange Knowles is somewhat of a modern day disco pop queen, but just because her music has got some serious groovy vibes does not give her permission to wear this jumpsuit catastrophe. The turtle neck and wide cut of the pants just looks so matronly and outdated. If it were still 2005 I would suggest that maybe she become friends with fellow Texan Ashlee Simpson and start a support group for younger siblings of celebrities who obviously don’t get enough attention.

Willi: How in the world did Solange even sneak onto this red carpet? Did she take Beyonce’s invite and just say she would go instead? I am so confused. Get outta here Solange, just because ‘Uptown Funk’ is popular doesn’t mean you need to dress like it is the 70’s.

3. Dakota Johnson

Rich:  Only the Dakota Johnson, the star of 50 Shades of Grey, could take something as bad-ass as a Saint Laurent dress and still be able to look like a scared little white girl in it. She does not look comfortable at all, maybe she should go with something meeker next time to match her personality?

Willi: I think she looks great but I agree with Rich, she looks like an actual statue. She looks super uncomfortable but I would too if I had Melanie Griffith over on the sidelines acting like Regina George’s mom, probably trying to show little Dakota how to pose.

2. Jennifer Lopez

 

Rich: Maybe I just hate beige dresses. This one in particular though is cut way too low for J.Lo’s chest, she’s practically popping out of it, but honestly you can’t even really tell because the dress is the same color as her skin tone. It’s as if you can’t even tell where the dress ends and her chest begins! Not everything has to be about obvious sex appeal J.Lo, leave a little to the imagination next time maybe?

Willi: J.Lo more like J.No! This is my issue with J.Lo she has worn this dress for years. Alright maybe not this exact same dress, but fairly close. They are all very low cut, they all have a lot of double sided tape to make sure nothing slips out. I hate the color, her make up doesn’t help, and a slicked back ponytail isn’t my favorite on her. I love when she has her hair down in waves.

1. Keira Knightley

Rich:  Now before I dive into what’s wrong with this can I just say that Keira Knightley makes a stunning mother to be? Her makeup and motherly glow are on point, and with her hair down she looks relaxed as if it just all comes oh so naturally to her. This Valentino dress though just ruins it for me, the flower and script prints are so noisy. Why Keira did you have to go and ruin a perfectly good look?

Willi: I completely agree with everything that Rich said.She is a beautiful mom to be, her makeup is perfect, she is naturally beautiful. The writing on the dress along with the flowers really throw me off. Keira, you tried, so you get a C+ for effort.

The Grammy’s 2015 Worst Dressed Women List!

I said it in a previous post when I was listing the best dressed women (https://lagunabiotchcelebritea.wordpress.com/2015/02/09/the-grammys-2015-best-dressed-women-list/) I don’t know much about fashion. I am not one of those girls who knows the names of all the designers, I don’t know what colors are in, I don’t know any of that! I do know what I like to look at though and what is displeasing to my own eye. My opinion is that you don’t need to be an expert to know when someone is wearing something you don’t like.

Let’s get going with the worst dressed!

5. Ariana Grande

 I don’t hate this dress, I just hate how she is wearing it if that makes any sense. I feel like if it was someone who had a fuller figure, then it would look incredible! The little silver fabric throws me off though. Is that a thing? Is this in style? Also Ariana, let your hair fall free, let it breath, that high ass ponytail is getting a little bit old.

4. Kim Kardashian

No surprise here that Kanye West was her stylist for this show. He never puts her in anything that is really fitted well to her body. This dress is basically like the J.Lo Grammy dress except instead of it being green and see through, it is gold and looks heavy as hell. I hate this dress, I think it is extremely unflattering, like we get it Kim you have boobs, and we can almost see your hoo-ha. If you covered up fully, that would be a real red carpet shocker.

3. Charli XCX

I feel like if she is trying to be edgy it isn’t working. I do like her little jelly shoes that have heels on them though, those are high class fashion. Charli, you are lucky that there are a few worse than you or else you’d be straight to the top for worst dressed of the night!

2. Madonna

Well Madonna is going to be Madonna. I didn’t expect her to dress up in anything nice. This is just one of the worst of the night. She did look killer on stage though, so she kind of made up for it! Go back to wearing suits Madonna,

1. Rihanna

Listen, I love Rihanna a lot more than people understand. I love her singing, I love all of that. This dress though? What in the hell was she thinking. Rihanna usually kills it on the red carpet too which is why I am so confused! I think they sell her dress at Bath and Body Works if you are interested though. This is just all kinds of no.