David Beckham Brings His Three Sons To The Final World Cup Match!

So I have a legitimate question, is there a better looking family than the Beckham family? I mean just look at this picture, they are all so handsome. Even though Victoria and their little daughter aren’t pictured they are beautiful too! I just don’t understand! How can literally every member of a family be attractive. Usually there is a black sheep not here!

You can sit there and think that I am gross saying that a 15 year old is going to be hot but he is. Clearly he already had his whole brooding face down. The middle son Romeo has already modeled for Burberry and the youngest one can break dance. They are going to rule the world one day!

So in ten years or whenever these three boys blow up and are on every billboard in the world remember you heard it here first! These Beckham boys will run the world!

David, I see you too, there is no need to explain how good you look here. Slicked back hair, pearly white teeth, and tattoos for days, how can you hate that? Oh right, you can’t.

Hottest Soccer Players In The World Cup!

Now I will be the first to tell you, I know nothing about soccer. I know that there is a net and you have to try and score, that is something I am very aware of. I also know that the World Cup is basically like the Olympics when it comes to soccer, it happens every four years and it is a really big fucking deal. This is also the only time that the United States gets all riled up over soccer, or football as the rest of the world calls it.

Anyway, I have caught a game or more like a half of a game and realized one thing. Soccer players are really hot, almost all of them have something really good going for them. They are all lean, cut up, and flexible. I mean there is a movie called Bend It Like Beckham for a reason!

I put together a little list of who I personally think are the hottest players that I have seen. Now are their teams still in the World Cup? I have no idea! All I know is that each of these players did play a game in the World Cup. If they have been eliminated, poor them but at least they look good!

Gerard Piqué from Spain, he made the list because he is Shakira’s baby daddy! I love Shakira so he wins by default.

Introducing Javi Martinez from the Spain soccer team. Look at that little pout, those doe eyes. What is not to love? Spain coming in hot, for real right?

Ben Foster plays for England and his shirt says Zoopla! Whenever I think of English soccer players I think of the movie Eurotrip and it makes me laugh.

Well we all know who this sexy man is. Christiano Ronaldo of Portugal. I would say that he is one of the more famous soccer players, right up there with Beckham.

Have mercy! Aleksandr Kerzhakov is on the Russian team and I am a fan. Also is there a more Russian way to spell Alexander than that? I love it!

Matt Besler from the good ol USA team. I don’t know if he is a good player but he is good looking so it works for me.

Anyway, those are just a few of the cuties that I have seen, well googled, in order to post this.Soccer/Football may take off in the United States after this since our team has moved on so well. Probably not, but maybe!

Viva A World Cup!