Jonah Hill Is Looking Super Fit For The Summer

Damn two time Oscar nominee Jonah Hill is looking damn fine.

I have had a crush on Jonah for a long time but Jonah with a beard and less chub? I am all about it.

Good for Jonah though, seriously. I understand it is probably easier for rich people to lose weight because of personal trainers and chefs, but it is still a tough road no matter what.

Jonah Hill coming in hot for summer of 17.

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Lisa Lampanelli is half the woman she used to be.

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When I first saw this picture I thought, who is this skinny bitch? Know who it is? LISA LAMPANELLI!!! Like what in the fuck happened? How did this happen? Well obviously there was some kind of surgery but God damn. Hopefully this isn’t like when Jonah Hill got skinny then he lost all of his funniness. I can only pray that doesn’t happen. Seriously thought, holy shit right? I mean I am used to her talking about three black dicks in all of her holes but I can’t picture that now. Black men like big white women not skinny white women.

There you go Lisa, you look great, keep taking dicks, losing pounds, you are still fucking awesome.