Fifth Harmony’s Lauren Jauregui Issued Citation For Possession Of Marijuana

Lauren Jauregui was traveling to Brazil and got pulled aside because she decided to pack a little bit of devil’s lettuce in her carry one bag. That’s right! She thought it would be a solid move to have weed in her carry on. Listen, I don’t think weed is a big deal but if you’re going through security with it? Not smart. That’s what celebrities have friends for. Lauren next time make your personal assistant carry it.

When the citation was first issues everyone was reporting that Lauren was taken to jail and would be missing Fifth Harmony‘s big show in Brazil. Not true, well it’s only half true. She did miss their performance in Brazil but she wasn’t in jail.

According to reports all that happened was that she was pulled to the side and basically written a ticket for having weed on her persons. That simple.

Be more careful next time Lauren, just roll up some joints and then hollow out cigarettes and put them in there. It works, from what I hear it works.

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Demi Lovato Posts Hilarious Instagram Picture Of Joe Jonas & Miley Cyrus To Celebrate 420!

“In honor of our former escapades, I thought you’d like this to remember your first blaze.. Happy #420 @joejonas. #disneyhighclassof09,”

Oh 420, it brings out the stoner in everyone. The now sober Demi posted this photo in honor of the day that is known for smoking weed, more than any other average day. If you can remember Joe mentioned that the first time he smoked weed was with Demi and Miley back in the day. (https://lagunabiotchcelebritea.wordpress.com/2013/12/02/joe-jonas-lost-his-v-card-at-20-and-smoked-weed-with-miley/) Back when he was trying to be relevant again, remember that? Well Demi did, and decided to post this today.

Honestly, Demi is awesome. I wish she tagged Miley too but I am going to assume that these two had a falling out at some point. Probably when Demi wanted to live a sober life and Miley, well she was just being Miley.

Happy 420 y’all!

One Direction’s Zayn Malik & Louis Tomlinson Caught Smoking Weed

My first question is, does anyone really care if these two are smoking weed? They aren’t Harry Styles, and when One Direction breaks up no one will even know these two. Yup, I said it! Come at me Directioners!

I will say that there is nothing more annoying than someone who smokes weed who keeps talking about smoking weed. Like we get it, you are smoking a joint, No need to keep asking how it is, keep asking if you are feeling good. Like is this your first time smoking? You are sure acting like it Louis. I wish I could take a shot for every time he said “Popo” meaning the cops too, that would be fun for me. More fun than this stupid leaked video that was probably leaked by one of the members of One Direction.

People are saying that this is going to ruin One Direction’s reputation but there is no way that is true. If Bieber still has loyal fans and One Direction will keep their fan base. I mean Britney Spears shaved her head and went literally insane in 2007 and she continued to keep an extremely loyal fan base.

After watching this video I don’t like Louis that is for sure, he is annoying as hell in this video. Bro we get it, you are smoking weed, sweet. Boring!

Selena Gomez Took A Quick Trip To Rehab

Selena Gomez went to rehab last month … and sources connected with the singer say she blames Justin Bieber for her predicament.
We’ve learned Gomez went to The Meadows in Arizona for 2 weeks of treatment.  
Sources say Selena went for a combination of problems, including alcohol, pot and prescription Ambien.  She’s also addicted to Justin Bieber.
We’re told Selena’s decision was largely based on “that crazy boy” — aka Bieber.  Selena blames a lot of her problems on the excesses she was exposed to by being around Bieber and his buddies.
Sources close to Gomez tell us … people in Selena’s camp went ballistic when they found out she was hanging out again with Justin … and saw photos of her joyriding with him on Segways. We’re told that was the final straw — she checked into rehab immediately after that.

The 2-week program at The Meadows is called DAWN … specifically designed for people between 18 and 26.  DAWN specializes in substance dependence, trauma, family dynamics, mental health and relapse prevention.

We’re told Selena is not getting outpatient help now nor is she in therapy

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/05/selena-gomez-justin-bieber-rehab-drugs-alcohol/#ixzz2sTC4OP8g

So obviously this is one of the biggest new stories in celebrity gossip at the moment for many reasons. Selena Gomez has always been like the white swan of former Disney stars, the one that could do no wrong. It also shines a bad light on Justin Bieber which is something that everyone wants to hear about right now.

What should we have expected though, right? In a previous post I wrote about how all of Justin Bieber’s illegal activity doesn’t make Selena look too good. It also makes sense as to why she is hanging out with her old good friend Demi so much lately too. They have both been through some shit. I guess Selena should feel bad now that she left poor Demi hanging when she went to rehab.

All that I can say is that this is not a good look for Selena. She apparently isn’t doing anything to keep her sobriety or anything in check either. No outpatient care, no therapy, nothing. Hanging out with someone as wise as Demi can only help so much. All of these reports of Lupus and stuff, that just isn’t cool. Unless she really has it?

This also makes sense why she cancelled her Australian tour, right? Leaving your fans hanging by saying you are tired when in reality you are just partying with Bieber, not a cool move.

We can only hope that Selena smartens up and stays away from Bieber, he is obviously no good. We don’t need another Chris Brown, Rihanna type relationship for young people to look up to.

Usher Flies To Panama To Talk Some Sense Into Justin Bieber

This picture was taken earlier today which begs the question if everyone is going to be plying down to Panama to try and stop the train-wreck known as Justin Bieber. I mean Usher was his mentor at one point an I think that he can see the path that Bieber is heading down. Usher has been in the spotlight since he was like 14 years old and he has never been in trouble like that. He was just known for sleeping with a lot of girls rather than getting his hands dirty with drugs and shit like that.

It is also said that Scooter is down there too so they are trying to do some serious work when it comes to fixing Bieber’s image. Obviously something is going down right? It wouldn’t surprise me if his mom flew down there too. People are throwing around the word intervention but I don’t see that happening. I can see them talking and shit but I doubt that Bieber will go to rehab for this.

I just hope that people stop blaming the fact he has a lot of attention and eyes on him at all times, shut the fuck up. He gets as much attention as say Miley Crus does and yes she acts wild but guess what. You don’t see her speeding around driving drunk and everything. Sure she smokes weed but you only hear about her dancing is provocative and her clothing is risque, that is is.

Maybe Bieber’s team finally realized that it is time to stop blaming it on the media and start taking responsibility or at least try and make Bieber feel responsible for his actions.

Justin Bieber Gets Arrested For Drinking, Racing, and Resisting!

Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI early Thursday morning and it wasn’t pretty — cops say Justin was wasted and resisted arrest and cussed the cop out, dropping multiple F  bombs … TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement tells us … Bieber was busted in Miami Beach and it didn’t end with DUI … he was also busted for resisting arrest without violence, drag racing and driving on an expired license.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … they believe Justin was under the influence of both drugs and alcohol.

According to the police report — obtained by TMZ — cops approached Bieber’s car and they instantly realized he reeked of alcohol and had bloodshot eyes.  He had a “stupor” look on his face.

The police report says … Bieber was defiant from the get-go, yelling at the cops, “Why the f**k are you doing this?”  He also yelled, “What the f**k did I do.  Why did you stop me?”

When the officer tried to perform a routine pat down, Bieber said, “I ain’t got no f**king weapons, why do you have to search me?  What the f**k is this about?”  Bieber claimed he wasn’t drunk and coming back from recording music.  That’s not true, because we knew he was at a club.

Now the basis for the resisting arrest charge — Before the pat down, as Bieber got out of the car, he “kept going into his pants pocket.”  The cop ordered him to put his hands on the vehicle, and Bieber initially complied but soon took his hands off the car, turned and then cussed out the cop. The cop then grabbed Justin by the right arm, Justin pulled his arm away, and said, “What the f**k are you doing?”

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2rEkn7ieQ

Is anyone really surprised that Justin Bieber got arrested? I mean it was only a matter of time until he got himself into some serious trouble right? This isn’t just like throwing an egg at a house Bieber, you put your life and the lives of others in some serious danger.

According to TMZ Bieber was pulled over around 4 in the morning and that was when the chaos really started. He got pulled over for going double the speed limit which was 55-60 MPH in a 30 zone. When all this occurred he started to be a disrespectful little shit and then the cops realized he was allegedly drunk and all that other bullshit. From there he was arrested and is now being tested for his BAC.

Let’s just get real for a quick second. Here is a young star, who got too much fame too quick, drinking, driving, and being extremely disrespectful to officer yet he gets arrested. Then you see a celebrity like Paul Walker, who was speeding but had no alcohol in his body at the time, he crashes and dies. Paul Walker who did so much for charity and never took fame for granite, doesn’t seem too fair does it?

Also I can’t wait for Bieber’s team to come out and say he is just a kid, kids make mistakes and all of that fun stuff. Then there will be the Beliebers who are angry at everyone for being mad at Bieber for being an asshole. Finally we will see if Selena Gomez even reacts to this, it makes me wonder since they were apparently getting back together. It really isn’t a good look if you are hanging out with a guy who is clearly doing extremely stupid things.

Bieber is on the path to be the male Lindsay Lohan and I am no psychic but in the future I see many more arrests happening in this young stars future.

Joe Jonas lost his V-card at 20 and smoked weed with Miley

Joe Jonas opens up about sex, drugs, and the Jonas Brothers breakup in this brand new piece he penned for Vulture.

Here’s what the 24-year-old singer had to share with the site:

On losing his virginity: “We decided to take the rings off a few years ago. I lost my virginity when I was 20. I did other stuff before then, but I was sexually active at 20. I’m glad I waited for the right person, because you look back and you go, ‘That girl was batshit crazy. I’m glad I didn’t go there.’”

On experimenting with pot: “The first time I smoked weed was with Demi [Lovato] and Miley [Cyrus]. I must have been 17 or 18. They kept saying, ‘Try it! Try it!’ so I gave it a shot, and it was all right. I don’t even smoke weed that often anymore. I was caught drinking when I was 16 or 17, and I thought the world was going to collapse. But I was in another country, and it was legal there. My 21st birthday, I fell down a flight of stairs. I was unconscious that time, and my whole team was scared to death that somebody was going to get a picture. Now I appreciate wine or a vodka-soda at the end of the day every once in a while.”

On his relationships: “When I was 20, I started dating Ashley Greene, and she was my first serious relationship. We were together for almost a year. I was living out in L.A. by myself, and at the end of the day, long distance didn’t work. It’s incredibly difficult. I did a cover story with Details acknowledging the relationship, and the day after it was on newsstands, we announced our breakup. That was just coincidence, but it’s funny how that always happens, right? After Ashley, I took two or three years to just be single. I was hooking up and having fun. Now I’m with someone I really care about. We get each other.”

On hooking up with fans: “And, yes, I’ve dated fans. I can’t say that I’ve never put a foot in that world; there were times when I definitely took advantage of the opportunities I had. I remember I invited a fan to a movie, and we just made out the entire time.”

For more on Joe, visit Vulture.com!

This is probably one of my favorite thigns of all time. Hoe fucking desperate is Joe Jonas? I mean for real. The other two Jonas brothers have always known that they were just Jonas Brothers. Nick is on Broadway or something while Kevin is married and on reality tv. Joe thinks that he is Justin Timberlake or something when in reality he is just a Jc Chasez,not good enough to be a solo artist.

My favorite part of this whole thing is obviously the smoking weed thing. I will say Demi’s head may explode from this since she has been telling the world she is reformed and this is just shining a big ol spotlight on her wild teenage years. Miley on the other hand is only mentioned because she is relevant. Joe Jonas is probably sitting there just waiting to name drop so he can use her name! I am also surprised he didn’t throw T.Swift’s name in there since he likes to talk about her as much as possible.

Then we have Ashley Greene, the slut of Hollywood. Everyone knows who she is for the wrong reasons. She had about 5 lines in the entire Twilight series and she has also fucked all of Hollywood. She took Joe Jonas’ virginity then probably broke up with him immediately after. If I was Joe I would have just said Demi Lovato or Taylor Swift took my virginity and just roll with it. Also what a badass making out with fans right?! Please, Bieber is bringing them back to have orgies with strippers, you are not using anything to your advantage Joe Jonas.

Anyway, I really hope that Joe Jonas realizes that he is nothing but a serious joke. No one will ever take you seriously even if you name drop like a motherfucker. Joe Jonas, you will never be as famous as you think you should be.