How Long Will Kaley Cuoco’s Marriage Last?

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So I am genuinely curious how long people think that Kaley Cuoco and her husband Ryan Sweeting will last. I am willing to bet that within a year they will be divorced. Now the reason I ask this is because I feel like Kaley is just a girl who jumps from relationship to relationship trying to find love. I mean she dated fucking Henry Cavill for a second and some how a month later she ended up with this guy and within like five months they are now married. Other than just dating for a short amount of time there is another reason I think they wont last.

You see Ryan just got Kaley’s name tattooed on his body which is basically a kiss of death, right? If you get someone’s name tattooed on your body you will probably end up regretting it at some point in your life. Especially if you are already married to them after less than a year of even knowing them.

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Their wedding had an upside down cake which I just can’t even begin to comprehend and Kaley wore a pink dress. I feel like Kaley Cuoco was just feeling like she is starting to get old and she needed to bag a young man. Kaley, you are hot, at least get someone a little hotter than this dude.

My final reason is that Ryan literally always looks unhappy, always, in 98 percent of the pictures that they take together he looks like he wanted to stab himself right in the neck. Then there is Kaley who is just smiling her ass off, it really makes you wonder.

So I give this marriage a year tops, Kaley will probably get pregnant and if she does I can see him sticking around until the baby is born, then they will divorce. 50 bucks on the line for this one!

Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are engaged!

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Finding out that Seth Cohen and Blair Waldorf are engaged is easily the highlight of my day. My two favorite television shows can finally have a cross-over episode..Oh right, both of them are no longer on the air. Well anyway, I want to send a big congratulations to Leighton Meester and Adam Brody.  At first I didn’t believe it since they have only been together 10 months but their reps confirmed it to People Magazine! Truthfully Adam Brody has always bothered me, I feel like he thinks he is a much better actor than he actually is. Leighton on the other hand is flawless, like a swan except nice rather than evil like the actual bird. Shout outs to the happy couple and I hope when the wedding happens there is a big Gossip Girl and a big OC reunion, there has to be right? Although on the grooms side I know that we wont see Rachel Bilson or Mischa Barton since he dated Rachel and threw shade at Mischa. Maybe Benjamin McKenzie will be there, and all of us can rejoice. I kind of doubt that Blake will be on the bride’s side either though, I feel like they just hated each other.

California here we come, xoxo.