Joe Jonas opens up about sex, drugs, and the Jonas Brothers breakup in this brand new piece he penned for Vulture.
Here’s what the 24-year-old singer had to share with the site:
On losing his virginity: “We decided to take the rings off a few years ago. I lost my virginity when I was 20. I did other stuff before then, but I was sexually active at 20. I’m glad I waited for the right person, because you look back and you go, ‘That girl was batshit crazy. I’m glad I didn’t go there.’”
On experimenting with pot: “The first time I smoked weed was with Demi [Lovato] and Miley [Cyrus]. I must have been 17 or 18. They kept saying, ‘Try it! Try it!’ so I gave it a shot, and it was all right. I don’t even smoke weed that often anymore. I was caught drinking when I was 16 or 17, and I thought the world was going to collapse. But I was in another country, and it was legal there. My 21st birthday, I fell down a flight of stairs. I was unconscious that time, and my whole team was scared to death that somebody was going to get a picture. Now I appreciate wine or a vodka-soda at the end of the day every once in a while.”
On his relationships: “When I was 20, I started dating Ashley Greene, and she was my first serious relationship. We were together for almost a year. I was living out in L.A. by myself, and at the end of the day, long distance didn’t work. It’s incredibly difficult. I did a cover story with Details acknowledging the relationship, and the day after it was on newsstands, we announced our breakup. That was just coincidence, but it’s funny how that always happens, right? After Ashley, I took two or three years to just be single. I was hooking up and having fun. Now I’m with someone I really care about. We get each other.”
On hooking up with fans: “And, yes, I’ve dated fans. I can’t say that I’ve never put a foot in that world; there were times when I definitely took advantage of the opportunities I had. I remember I invited a fan to a movie, and we just made out the entire time.”
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This is probably one of my favorite thigns of all time. Hoe fucking desperate is Joe Jonas? I mean for real. The other two Jonas brothers have always known that they were just Jonas Brothers. Nick is on Broadway or something while Kevin is married and on reality tv. Joe thinks that he is Justin Timberlake or something when in reality he is just a Jc Chasez,not good enough to be a solo artist.
My favorite part of this whole thing is obviously the smoking weed thing. I will say Demi’s head may explode from this since she has been telling the world she is reformed and this is just shining a big ol spotlight on her wild teenage years. Miley on the other hand is only mentioned because she is relevant. Joe Jonas is probably sitting there just waiting to name drop so he can use her name! I am also surprised he didn’t throw T.Swift’s name in there since he likes to talk about her as much as possible.
Then we have Ashley Greene, the slut of Hollywood. Everyone knows who she is for the wrong reasons. She had about 5 lines in the entire Twilight series and she has also fucked all of Hollywood. She took Joe Jonas’ virginity then probably broke up with him immediately after. If I was Joe I would have just said Demi Lovato or Taylor Swift took my virginity and just roll with it. Also what a badass making out with fans right?! Please, Bieber is bringing them back to have orgies with strippers, you are not using anything to your advantage Joe Jonas.
Anyway, I really hope that Joe Jonas realizes that he is nothing but a serious joke. No one will ever take you seriously even if you name drop like a motherfucker. Joe Jonas, you will never be as famous as you think you should be.
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