Amber Heard Will Soon Be Amber Depp


Now I am not sure how soon is soon but Amber Heard is doing something so good that Johnny Depp had to put a ring on it. This couple met on the set of his movie ‘Rum Diary’ while he was still with his ex of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis. Quickly after the release of the movie, the couple broke up and Amber stopped being a lesbian and moved on to Depp. Yeah, that’s right, this blonde beauty was a lesbian for a while, Johnny Depp changed her mind though apparently.

Right when they started to day things got hot fast, Depp named a private island or some shit after her. I wish I had someone to name a private island after me! They have always been pretty quiet about their relationship until recently though so good for them finally feeling comfortable enough to share how beautiful they are with the rest of us little ugly people of the world.

How bad do you think that Vanessa Paradis feels though? Homegirl was with this weird artist for 14 years and then boom, he leaves her for a hot young thing. Well I would probably leave someone for Heard too but that isn’t the point! She said recently that she isn’t bitter but can you imagine what she is plotting? She will probably end up dating Clooney or something as a big fuck you to Depp.

Anyway, good luck to these two and good job for sinking your nails into Depp’s back Amber, you nabbed one of the sexiest men of all time.