Hottest Soccer Players In The World Cup!

Now I will be the first to tell you, I know nothing about soccer. I know that there is a net and you have to try and score, that is something I am very aware of. I also know that the World Cup is basically like the Olympics when it comes to soccer, it happens every four years and it is a really big fucking deal. This is also the only time that the United States gets all riled up over soccer, or football as the rest of the world calls it.

Anyway, I have caught a game or more like a half of a game and realized one thing. Soccer players are really hot, almost all of them have something really good going for them. They are all lean, cut up, and flexible. I mean there is a movie called Bend It Like Beckham for a reason!

I put together a little list of who I personally think are the hottest players that I have seen. Now are their teams still in the World Cup? I have no idea! All I know is that each of these players did play a game in the World Cup. If they have been eliminated, poor them but at least they look good!

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Gerard Piqué from Spain, he made the list because he is Shakira’s baby daddy! I love Shakira so he wins by default.

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Introducing Javi Martinez from the Spain soccer team. Look at that little pout, those doe eyes. What is not to love? Spain coming in hot, for real right?

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Ben Foster plays for England and his shirt says Zoopla! Whenever I think of English soccer players I think of the movie Eurotrip and it makes me laugh.

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Well we all know who this sexy man is. Christiano Ronaldo of Portugal. I would say that he is one of the more famous soccer players, right up there with Beckham.

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Have mercy! Aleksandr Kerzhakov is on the Russian team and I am a fan. Also is there a more Russian way to spell Alexander than that? I love it!

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Matt Besler from the good ol USA team. I don’t know if he is a good player but he is good looking so it works for me.

Anyway, those are just a few of the cuties that I have seen, well googled, in order to post this.Soccer/Football may take off in the United States after this since our team has moved on so well. Probably not, but maybe!

Viva A World Cup!

Hillary Clinton is Barbara Walters’ most fascinating person of 2013.

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You know, I really didn’t see this coming, I really didn’t. I completely forgot that they always keep the first person a secret so hell, I thought that I knew all of the people! Surprise, I was wrong! Barbara is all about having Hillary run for President and I think that would be pretty cool. I think that it is time for a woman President just to make sure that everything happened. She is saying that her hardest times were her personal times, losing her parents. She didn’t talk about the whole Bill Clinton getting head in the Oval Office which kind of sucked right? I mean that must have been absolutely terrible for her, she needs to really open up about that shit!

I don’t pay too much attention to politics, I think that our country is fucked no matter what. Anyway, I like the way that Hillary holds herself, she is very professional and I love that. Hillary is a strong woman and it is important to have strong women in the media.

Rest in paradise Paul Walker

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It literally hurts my heart to write a post like this, usually I am making fun of celebrities and it is easy but when a celebrity you like dies, it is never easy. Growing up in the 90’s I know one thing, the blond quarterback that wasn’t James Van Der Beek in Varsity Blues was absolutely stunning. He had the all American look, blue eyes, great smile, just perfect right? Then I saw him again in Joy Ride and fell even more in love with him. Then came the fast and Furious movies, not the best movies but with Paul taking control of it, how could I not love it, right? Hell he even made Into the Blue a watchable movie!

Truth is that reading Paul Walker died I was praying it was just a joke, I was hoping it wasn’t true. I was hoping it was a hoax that someone made up since he just so happened to die in a car crash, how original right? Sadly, it was extremely true. The beautiful man Paul Walker has now passed away at the tender age of 40.

Out of respect for Paul I will not post any pictures of the accident that killed him, that is just tasteless in my opinion. I will sit here and say that he was an incredible person from what I heard about him. Paul was constantly donating to different charities and putting time and effort into making the world a better place.

Keep smiling Golden Boy, and may whatever is on that other side treat you kindly.

It is too bad seeing a celebrity who did so much good be taken in such a horrific accident when other celebrities are living their lives recklessly and most likely will never see this fate until they are old and gray.