Man Crush Monday : Kellan Lutz

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Now before you start telling me how random this Man Crush Monday pick is just listen to me.

Today there was an eclipse that everyone was all fucking excited about. Truthfully I couldn’t care less, but that’s normal for things to do with nature and me, I just don’t care. Anyway, do you all remember a little movie called ‘Eclipse’?

Well the hottest guy in that movie was Kellan Lutz even though he only had like ten lines the entire ‘Twilight’ series.

So there you have it for my Monday choice.

Underrated hottie for sure.

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Taylor Lautner Dyes His Hair Purple

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So Taylor Lautner decided that dying his hair purple was a good idea. I hope that he realized it was not a good idea and goes back to his jet black locks soon. The only people that can pull off this kind of icy purple look at Tumblr girls and Taylor Lautner is definitely not one of those.

Go back to your normal hair color please. The internet is going to be really mad at you Taylor, and you don’t want to deal with that backlash.

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Of course he did this for a movie or show and it wasn’t his own choice.

Just please make it stop soon. Please.
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Nikki Reed & Ian Somerhalder Are Married!

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Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed are officially husband and wife!

The 36-year-old Vampire Diaries hunk and the 26-year-old Twilight actress got married Sunday at sunset in Santa Monica, Calif., E! News confirms. Hours before getting married, Somerhalder tweeted, “most beautiful morning ever…”

In a loving gesture, E! News can confirm that in lieu of gifts, wedding guests were asked to donate to the newlywed’s animal rescue charity. (http://www.eonline.com/news/650102/nikki-reed-and-ian-somerhalder-are-married)

Well isn’t this the sweetest thing ever? I like to think so. Just basking in the sun while wearing white outfits, such a gorgeous picture.

I mean I loved Ian and Nina together, listen I get it if you are going through a hard time accepting the fact that he isn’t married to her. I really understand. Let me just tell you something though, Nikki is fucking awesome. The reason why Nikki Reed is one of my favorite humans is simply because she helped write and she also starred in the movie ‘Thirteen’. That movie is perfection, if you haven’t watched it, go watch it now.

Back to the subject though, Nikki and Ian haven’t been together all that long but they are adorable. She is 26 and he is 36, her second marriage, and his first. I mean they are just meant to be, right? I do have a sneaky suspicious though. I think that in about a month or two they will announce to the world that she is pregnant. I know, I know it is crazy but I called it with Chad Michael Murray and I am calling it with these two!

Congrats to the happy couple though! May you continue to raise money for animals in need, and may you actually last!

Nikki Reed Shows Off Massive Engagement Ring From Ian Somerhalder!

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Just in case you weren’t aware these two beautiful creatures are now engaged, in fact they have been for a little while. This is the first time that Nikki is showing off that massive rock though. Before I go any further, can we just say what we are all thinking? I wish I was her. Yup, Ian is one of the hottest men on television and he cares about the planet and animals. I mean who doesn’t love a hottie with a heart of gold?

Now that I got that out of my system, let me continue. These two have only publicly been together since about July, but I think this one may last. They both are beautiful, so that helps. They both care about our planet, and they have already adopted a ton of animals together. How precious is that?

After reading some comment sections I have found out that not many people are aware of who Nikki Reed is. They know her from being the bad bitch Rosalie from ‘Twilight’ but that is it. Let me give you some facts about Nikki Reed and why I love her so much. First and foremost she co-wrote and starred in one of the best movies of all time ‘Thirteen’. It is a movie I have seen probably a hundred times, and I will force my children to watch. Drugs are bad kids, don’t do drugs. She was also on ‘The O.C.’ another thing I was obsessed with. Of course her character was dating Ryan, I wanted Ryan and Marissa together, so I hated her, but that isn’t the point!

Congrats to the happy couple and I hope that you two have insanely attractive children together and save the world together too!

Kellan Lutz Makes Drinking Water Look Good

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So I think that Kellan Lutz is one of the hottest actors out there, he has a gorgeous smile, gorgeous eyes, gorgeous everything. His muscles for days! Can’t so wrong with that. Here is is pictures drinking some water at Coachella, just drinking out of a water bottle. Nothing too special. I am going to say something though, look at those arms. Those fucking tank arms. I love those arms.

I do think that Kellan Lutz is an actor that tries too hard, I think that he would jump into any picture possible if it was possible for him to do so. Kellan Lutz is also one of the only actors that looks good at Coachella. Damn, you are beautiful.

Miley & Kellan are totally bumpin uglies!

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Most people have no idea who Kellan Lutz with but he is one of the best kept secrets in the world. Seriously, Kellan Lutz is fucking gorgeous and I am proud of my girl Miley if this is true. So he showed up at the Jingle Ball concert in NYC and now he was just spotted coming off of Miley’s private jet from Miami. Now at first I thought that it was just random but I would like to think differently. My first point is, do you really think that Miley would let some random onto her plane? No, I don’t think so.

I read somewhere that a website said that today would be random, which isn’t true at all. Let’s see she just broke up with Liam, a tall hot blonde dude. Guess what Kellan is? A tall, hot and buff blonde guy. I mean come on, that is basically a match made in heaven. He is fucking gorgeous. She is gorgeous.

In my opinion I think Miley should settle down with him because why the fuck not? It would stop rumors about her and Juicy J and shit like that. Anyway, brava Miley, Kellan is easily one of the hottest guys in Hollywood that isn’t recognized enough.

Joe Jonas lost his V-card at 20 and smoked weed with Miley

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Joe Jonas opens up about sex, drugs, and the Jonas Brothers breakup in this brand new piece he penned for Vulture.

Here’s what the 24-year-old singer had to share with the site:

On losing his virginity: “We decided to take the rings off a few years ago. I lost my virginity when I was 20. I did other stuff before then, but I was sexually active at 20. I’m glad I waited for the right person, because you look back and you go, ‘That girl was batshit crazy. I’m glad I didn’t go there.’”

On experimenting with pot: “The first time I smoked weed was with Demi [Lovato] and Miley [Cyrus]. I must have been 17 or 18. They kept saying, ‘Try it! Try it!’ so I gave it a shot, and it was all right. I don’t even smoke weed that often anymore. I was caught drinking when I was 16 or 17, and I thought the world was going to collapse. But I was in another country, and it was legal there. My 21st birthday, I fell down a flight of stairs. I was unconscious that time, and my whole team was scared to death that somebody was going to get a picture. Now I appreciate wine or a vodka-soda at the end of the day every once in a while.”

On his relationships: “When I was 20, I started dating Ashley Greene, and she was my first serious relationship. We were together for almost a year. I was living out in L.A. by myself, and at the end of the day, long distance didn’t work. It’s incredibly difficult. I did a cover story with Details acknowledging the relationship, and the day after it was on newsstands, we announced our breakup. That was just coincidence, but it’s funny how that always happens, right? After Ashley, I took two or three years to just be single. I was hooking up and having fun. Now I’m with someone I really care about. We get each other.”

On hooking up with fans: “And, yes, I’ve dated fans. I can’t say that I’ve never put a foot in that world; there were times when I definitely took advantage of the opportunities I had. I remember I invited a fan to a movie, and we just made out the entire time.”

For more on Joe, visit Vulture.com!

This is probably one of my favorite thigns of all time. Hoe fucking desperate is Joe Jonas? I mean for real. The other two Jonas brothers have always known that they were just Jonas Brothers. Nick is on Broadway or something while Kevin is married and on reality tv. Joe thinks that he is Justin Timberlake or something when in reality he is just a Jc Chasez,not good enough to be a solo artist.

My favorite part of this whole thing is obviously the smoking weed thing. I will say Demi’s head may explode from this since she has been telling the world she is reformed and this is just shining a big ol spotlight on her wild teenage years. Miley on the other hand is only mentioned because she is relevant. Joe Jonas is probably sitting there just waiting to name drop so he can use her name! I am also surprised he didn’t throw T.Swift’s name in there since he likes to talk about her as much as possible.

Then we have Ashley Greene, the slut of Hollywood. Everyone knows who she is for the wrong reasons. She had about 5 lines in the entire Twilight series and she has also fucked all of Hollywood. She took Joe Jonas’ virginity then probably broke up with him immediately after. If I was Joe I would have just said Demi Lovato or Taylor Swift took my virginity and just roll with it. Also what a badass making out with fans right?! Please, Bieber is bringing them back to have orgies with strippers, you are not using anything to your advantage Joe Jonas.

Anyway, I really hope that Joe Jonas realizes that he is nothing but a serious joke. No one will ever take you seriously even if you name drop like a motherfucker. Joe Jonas, you will never be as famous as you think you should be.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart back to bumpin’ uglies

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Alright so there are something things that I will just never understand when it comes to Hollywood. The relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is probably close to being at the very top of this list for many reasons.

1. She cheated on you bro, she cheated on you hard and she didn’t even try and hide it. Remember those weird pictures of her being hugged from behind by that creepy director? Then you guys got back together right in time for the final Twilight movie? Hm makes no sense to me!

2. They break up at least once a year for months at a time. Hey, if you want to be an on again off again couple that is absolutely fine with me. At this point though they have been dating for as long as they have been broken up, enough of this nonsense and make up ya damn mind kids!

3. Why Kristen Stewart? My theory is that she has a magical vagina that sings sweet melodies that only Robert Pattinson and dogs can hear. She seems like a wet blanket. She would be that girl at the party who stood in the corner and crossed her arms over her chest just looking around the party while Pattinson danced the night away. She would also be the girl to pull him away from talking to other girls even though she openly cheated on him.

Anyway this couple is apparently dating again and I know that Twilight fans are probably losing their shit. So I guess congrats even though she openly cheated on you and you kind of look like a little bitch right now.

Just a side note can you imagine how much Robert’s family probably dislikes K.Stew. I mean she made their son look like an absolute fool. Just a thought, I would love to be a fly on the wall at family gatherings.