Alec Baldwin: Asshole or realist?

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There comes a time when a man like Alec Baldwin must face the music with his outpouring hatred of just about everyone. Yesterday he was on the stand due to a stalking case, where he cried about how much it hurt his life, and eventually the stalker was found guilty. Since then though it seems like Alec has really lost his shit. He called a paprazzi a “cock sucking fag” his words not mine. I get it paparazzi are overbearing to celebrities, I really do understand that but those terms, after you have already been in trouble for saying terms like this before? I can see Tina Fey shaking her head in shame right now.

Now my question is, is this finally the end to Baldwin? Well people finally stop liking him and laughing at his terrible jokes? I really have no idea. I personally stopped liking him back when I was 13 or 14 because he called his daughter a 12 year old ungrateful little pig. Let us not forget Words With Friends gate last year either. He wasn’t very polite to anyone then either.

Are people finally going to be sick of this bloated alcoholic mess of an “actor”, a term I use very loosely when it comes to him.

The mysterious case of Zac Efron’s jaw

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Zac Efron is a Greek God, gorgeous blue eyes, muscles for days, and a jawline made from stone. So I thought at least. So far these past three months haven’t been the best for the gorgeous actor. It was leaked that Mr.Efron had two trips to rehab for coke and alcohol problems and that he wasn’t showing up on set of his movie Neighbors. Anyway the strangest story this year has to be his broken jaw right? Poor little Zac has to have his jaw wired shut for God knows how long because he slipped on a puddle outside of his house? Now let me tell you, I have had some pretty serious falls in my life but breaking your jaw from falling? That doesn’t sound right to me. After doing a little more digging, thanks to TMZ, I learned that he also didn’t call 911 he somehow just ended up in the ER.

Now I am one for conspiracy theories, that is for sure.

Theory 1) Zac was chewing on a jawbreaker and just so happened to fall at the same time, therefor he broke his jaw,

Theory 2) Zac was feening for some coke and clenched his jaw so hard it broke.

Theory 3) My final theory is probably the most realistic one. He was drunk and fell and broke his jaw.

I am really curious to see how this all play’s out since his publicists clearly don’t know how to make a real cover up story. For now I will just sit here and pray that his fantastic jawline doesn’t get fucked up for good.