‘Teen Mom Og’ Season Premiere Recap

Tonight MTV blessed us with the season premiere of ‘Teen Mom OG’ and showed not only one, but two episodes of the show. Now if you are confused as to how this series is different from when they were just teen moms, it is simple. The fourth wall is broken down. MTV has allowed the production and all of that to be on television. Personally I love it, I think that it is way better this way. It shows that this reality show maybe has a little bit more reality than other shows.

Maci – I think it is safe to say that since the first season Maci has been the one to have her head on straight. Everything that she has done was to benefit her son and that hasn’t changed for the past six years. The season starts off with Maci telling everyone that Bentley is now back on the show. Last season she decided that because Farrah came back, Bentley was going to be off the show. This year though, the whole family is on it. That means her new baby girl Jayde was also introduced to the world. For the record Jayde looks exactly like Taylor. It is really insane how much she looks like him.

In the first episode Maci invited Ryan to go to the Mud Run with her and Taylor. He said sure, then when Maci went to drop off Jayde at his parent’s house. Yes, Ryan’s parents are so incredible they agreed to watch Jayde. Anyway, she dropped off Jayde, got Ryan to come out of the house but he just straight up didn’t show up. The team colors were black and purple, he was even wearing black and purple, but he didn’t show up. Now everyone raise your hand if you actually thought that Ryan would be a decent guy and at least tell Maci he wasn’t going, I see no hands.

Basically it was the same shit for Maci in these first two episodes. She is trying to make it work between her and Ryan but he is an asshole and won’t let it work. He didn’t even show up to Bentley’s first day of school but Maci just kept the smile on her face.

At the end of the episode she was contemplating whether or not she would let Bentley continue to go to Jen and Larry’s on the weekend if Ryan wasn’t going to be a father. So I assume this storyline will go on for the rest of the season, and next season, and the season after that.

Amber – Amber has come a very long way from where she once was. Much like the previous season Amber is still trying to gain more custody of Leah but Gary isn’t really budging for that. Other than that I feel like it is the same as usual. She talked about dealing with anxiety, she talks with Matt about whatever it is that they talk about.

Leah is clearly playing both Gary and Amber though, so that is hilarious. She is just saying whatever so she can get what she wants. What a little master mind.

I will say that Amber has a much better temper than she had in the past. Gary was saying things to get under Amber’s skin and she stayed cool and calm, you have to give her credit for that.

Apparently we have some good stuff to look forward to with Amber though, like how her fiance allegedly has seven children scattered through out the United States, so that should be fun to watch.

Catelynn – Since day one Catelynn has been my favorite of the teen mom girls. Her family was awful to her, I mean straight up horrible, but she just kept going through life like it didn’t bother her. Her mom used to call her a bitch every other word, and her dad wasn’t around so she had to deal with Butch, it wasn’t an easy life. At least MTV made it seem to be really bad, even worse after she put her daughter Carly up for adoption.

Now Catelynn and Tyler live in a house with their new baby girl Novalee Reign. All is well in their life. Butch is out of prison and living with them. He also explained to Tyler that he wanted a 200 pound woman so he could “buck” her, which immediately made me vomit. Other than that Butch promised Tyler and his daughter that he wouldn’t break his probation. He also explained that he had been drinking and doing drugs since he was 8. pretty young if you ask me.

The main conflict between Catelynn and Tyler was talking about the bachelor/bachelorette party and how they were going to make it work. Tyler said that he wants tits and ass in his face, whereas Catelynn isn’t very comfortable with that. Understandable. I will say a guy is more likely to cheat at a regular bar than a strip club, but that isn’t the point! If your future wife doesn’t want strippers, you shouldn’t do it.

As the season progresses though it looks like the two have a bit of tension after the wedding. Catelynn is dealing with possibly postpartum depression and Tyler doesn’t feel bad for her.

Farrah– I feel like I should write, Farrah was disrespectful to every family member and person working for the production team and that will cover it. Farrah seriously has the worst attitude I have ever seen on anyone. I mean she is just an asshole. She swears in front of her daughter, she only thinks about herself, and she is really awful to her mom. I understand that Deb may no have been the best parent in the world but holy shit she is just cruel to her.

Last season we met Farrah’s boyfriend Simon and she went on and on about how she kind of loves him but also doesn’t that lasted way too long. It blew up over lunch because she kept talking over him and then said he was a bad influence of Sophia. He then went on to call Sophia “the kid” and Farrah lost her damn mind.

At the end of the episode Farrah was leaving for a month and leaving Sophia with Deborah. She then went on to yell at Deborah about using too much soap or something like that. Who knows why she was yelling honestly. She was just so cruel towards her mom and it made me sad. For some reason I truly feel bad for Deborah, I don’t know why but I would love to just give her a hug because I don’t think Farrah has ever given her one before. Just let her know that not everyone is as crazy as her daughter. Deborah may not be all there, but she doesn’t deserve to be spoken to the way Farrah speaks to her.

Her upcoming storyline is her basically yelling at production, yelling at Sophia, and yelling at Deborah. Not much has changed for her.

So there it is! The little review of the first two episodes! Please feel free to check back every Monday for my full reviews!

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Jenelle Evans Reportedly Quits ‘Teen Mom 2’

Nathan Griffith girlfriend Jessica engaged Jenelle quits Teen Mom 2

Say it ain’t so Jenelle! You are reality television gold, why stop now?! I mean seriously, I get that she is probably mad that Nathan might be engaged but no! I refuse to accept that she wants to leave TM2, let’s be real without her, there will probably be no show what so ever.

Nathan had since been on Twitter to say that he and his girlfriend are not actually engaged but Jenelle has remained pretty firm on her stance that she is no longer going to be a part of the MTV hit show. She has gone on to tweet that she is seriously done with the show and that she is also going to be deleting her app, not sure what that means but it seems serious.

So let me ask you, what do you think about this? Will the show go on? Will the show end? Seriously, what is going to happen because ‘Teen Mom 2’ is by far my guiltiest pleasure and I need that in my life.

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‘Teen Mom 2’ Star Chelsea Houska Is Engaged To Cole DeBoer!

I am so happy for these two you would think that I am actually going to be invited to the wedding or something. I mean if they film it for MTV, it’s almost like I was there, right?

‘Teen Mom 2’ is one of the shows I watch religiously and usually live tweet (if you’re interested my handle it @WilliKilliams) then talk about with my friends. Seriously, I fucking love this show and Chelsea is my favorite. Out of the two sets of girls, Chelsea has always been my favorite and she spent so much time obsessing over loser Adam, but now she has Cole. Cole the man who literally looks like a human Ken doll.

I am seriously so happy for these two, if you want to give an interview for free after the wedding let me know.

Again I am irrationally happy for these two and can’t wait until they have genetically gifted babies of their own. Then they can have their own spin off show on MTV when ‘Teen Mom 2’ is over.

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Jenelle Evans Brings The Legendary Barbara To The MTV VMA Awards!

Barbara Evans and Jenelle Evans

So I am a pretty avid ‘Teen Mom’ and ‘Teen Mom 2’ fan. I have watched for years and I have always rooted for Jenelle. I like to think that the reason it took her a while to get her shit together was because she always fell for the wrong dude. Recently she had been arrested due to allegedly attacking her now ex-fiance’s new girlfriend because Nathan brought the girl to her house. Don’t blame her, that was a lame move on both Nathan and that chick that I don’t know her name.

Anyway, the other night she stunned on the red carpet and had the greatest date ever. Barbara! How can you not love this woman? She is absolutely hilarious and has delivered some of the greatest lines in ‘Teen Mom 2’ history!

I am glad to see these two getting along and both absolutely slaying the red carpet. Barbara looks like a damn movie star! Jenelle you look great too!

Honestly, I wish I could have been with them on this trip because I bet Barbara had some hilarious commentary about Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, and Kanye West.

Hey Barbara or Jenelle, or Barbara and Jenelle, can you guest blog for me? Just write about your experience, that would be a dream come true.

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The Teen Mom OG Official Trailer Has Been Released!

Have you ever watched something and immediately knew that it was going to be a perfect train wreck. That is how I feel whenever I watch Teen Mom, a show I personally love. I know that everyone hates that MTV kind of exploits teen pregnancy, but whatever, I love it. I have no right to say what is wrong or what is right. So keep on showing it MTV! If you think it works, I am all for it!

One thing I cannot wait for is for Farrah to be back. Farrah is the gift that keeps on giving, except after you get her gift you may need a shot of penicillin. I just can’t wait until the reunion, I know that is probably far away, but I don’t care. Maci clearly isn’t a fan of her, I know that Tyler and Caitlyn have battled with her. She is so disgusting! I can’t even deal with it.

I am beyond ready for this though. It is about time they realized everyone would rather the original girls over the girls now. Poor Leah has like 9 kids now, Jenelle is just Jenelle, then there is Kailynn who has a hot husband but is meant to him, then finally Chelsea who is the most well rounded because her dad is loaded.

Bring on Teen Mom OG, I am ready!

Gary Shirley Now Has His Own Line Of Condoms.


Oh my good Lord what is happening in this world. If you don’t know who Gary Shirley is, he is one of the dads to appear on MTV’s hit series Teen Mom.  Gary was almost married to Amber before she started to openly hit him in the face, then she went to jail. Gary was the good guy though, took his daughter right in and raised her. Then I see this shit. I mean, it is great to promote safe sex right? Considering what he is half famous for, it is kind of good he is talking about preventative ways to have sex.

When I first saw this post though, I spit out my coffee and I don’t even drink coffee. Gary has had not one but two unexpected pregnancies so I am going to suspect these aren’t the top of the line brand. During an interview, Gary also admitted to trying to use saran wrap as a condom at one time. This is the man behind this condom line, just remember that.

Wrap your willy before you get silly, but please don’t use one with Gary Shirley’s face on the packaging.

Farrah Abraham’s Blow Up Dolls Is Terrifying

I think I dislike this woman more than I have ever disliked any other celebrity ever. I don’t think that it even counts to call her a celebrity though. I mean there was Tila Tequila who became a Nazi lover, so she is obviously up there but when she was relevant she was super annoying, not this bad. Heidi and Spencer? Really fucking annoying, but again not this bad. Farrah is really one of the worst people on this planet, I do believe that.

After I had found out about her baby daddy dying literally like two weeks before her child Sophia was born, I felt bad for her. As the show progressed I thought that she was actually attempting to be a good mom and I supported her. In the words of Tyra Banks. I was rooting for you, we all were rooting for you! After the show ended though, things started to happen. She released a book basically saying that Sophia was her best mistake, nice in a horrible way? Then she catapulted to being a hot ass mess when she did her own sextape, no a porno. A sextape is with someone you are dating and then it kind of gets into the wrong hands. A porno is when you have sex with a porn star, which was exactly what she did. ‘Backdoor Teen Mom’ I still have nightmares. Yes, I checked it out, I had to, it was weird, I got three minutes in then had to shut it off.

Wow, that was a pretty serious rant. I do think it is hilarious that she was on ‘Couples Therapy’ by herself, what a crazy bitch. She wasn’t even asked to be on the new season of Teen Mom either, they were like, no we are all set you’re a crazy ass bitch. .

This blow up doll is easily one of the most disgusting things that I have ever seen in my life. Anyone who would want their dick inside of a fake blow up doll to begin with is pretty weird in my opinion. Having one with Farrah’s face on it though? That is just taking it too far.

I thought this bitch would be done after she fucked up her own lips, clearly she has a lot going on in her head and plans of torturing us for however long.

I can only hope that her dad Michael had baby Sophia because we all know Farrah is a fucking mess.

‘Teen Mom’ Stars Catelynn Lowell & Tyler Baltierra Are Trying For A Baby

ImageSo recently on Twitter both Catelynn and Tyler have come out announcing they are trying again for a baby. I for one can not be more excited. These two were the only people on ‘Teen Mom’ who had a fucking hard ass life and worked to make their life better. They knew that their baby Carly wouldn’t have the best life possible so they gave her to a family that could give her just that. How incredible is that? At 16 they knew that they needed to do better for their child so they gave her a better life.

A lot of people are saying that it is stupid they are trying to have another kid, they aren’t ready. How could we even know that though? I mean in reality, how could we know? From what I have seen on Twitter, they have a house together, they are making good money. So why not?! They aren’t married yet but they have been together since they were like 9 so it makes sense.

So you got Catelynn and Tyler, you two will be great parents! You might not have the best parents in the world but I think you guys know what not to do. So you got it! Congrats!

Farrah Abraham Releases A Song And Music Video Called ‘Blowing’

There is nothing worse than this song, I truly mean that. I would rather listen to that weird Kim Kardashian song for 15 hours straight than listen to this song in full one time. This sounds like a person just screaming into a fan to make that robot voice. Let’s be real though, she picked this song title for a reason. Did she really think that ‘Blowing’ wasn’t going to get attention? I don’t know why she is saying blowing these bullies away she could have been so much more creative. She should have sang, ‘I am going to backdoor these bullies and put them on blast’ in honor of her sex tape.

This song is easily one of the worst things that I have ever heard though. I don’t think that there is anything that Farrah could do that would surprise me though, she is trash. Her poor daughter thinks that this is how you spend time with your mom. Just chilling and singing through the meadows about blowing things.

Farrah I hope you stop blowing things, it isn’t cute.