Taylor Swift crushes the AMA carpet

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Let’s be real, this is T.Swifts sexiest look ever right? Golden sandal heels, legs for days, messy sex hair, and a short ass dress. This is one of the first times she decided not to wear a fucking prom dress to an award show and she made the right decision. My theory is that she knew that Harry Styles and Kendall would be there so she needed to vamp it up.

Brava T.Swift, you won the competition. With those legs for days, that light make up, and crazy sex hair you won this war.

There is nothing she does better than revenge or apparently fashion.

Is Harry Styles good looking?

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This is the question that I have been trying to figure out the answer to since he dated the one and only T.Swift. Is Harry Styles actually good looking? He is eerily similar to Mic Jagger so we all know that poor Harry isn’t going to age well. I am just trying to figure out why it seems like so many women in Hollywood want him. I am thinking it is because he is the obvious leader of the boyband. See in Backstreet Boys it was Nick Carter, he wasn’t the voice of the band or anything but he was who all the girls like. Then with NSYNC it was Justin Timberlake because yet again he didn’t have the best voice in the band but he was young and cute. I am thinking it is the same thing with Harry. He isn’t that good looking, he has dimples, that is about it. Some how though he has been able to sneak his way into the Jenner family for a night with Kendall Tits McGee Jenner.

So tonight on the AMAs I will watch and try to figure out if I find him attractive yet again. Judging by all the pictures I googled I will go with no. Maybe when I hear his English accent my thoughts will change though.

Haylor 2.0?

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So there are so new reports that Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are possibly back on, I don’t believe it for a second but these “sources” are sure of it. There are also websites reporting that Taylor would never give Harry another shot which would be a wise move on her part. T.Swift bad mouthed him up and down and would look like an absolute chump if she got back with him. That would be like if she went back to dating Joe Jonas.

These two has a whirlwind like 3 month romance last year and it ended up the saddest picture of all time. They were apparently in the Virgin Islands and there is just a picture of T.Swift leaving all alone, how sad. Just makes a fan want to cry.

According these “sources” though T.Swift wants to move to England and wants Harry to help find her an apartment. Harry apparently sexts her nonstop too which is hilarious. I honestly think that Harry can get anyone he wants and considering he just got photographed with Kendall “Look at my tits” Jenner I don’t think he is thinking about the tall blonde who is known for writing about her terrible break ups. Apparently though Harry wrote some song about T.Swift and wants her back.

I don’t believe any of it but I figured it was worth writing about. If it is true, T.Swift look at this picture and just remember how sad you were.

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Taylor Swift vs Justin Bieber

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I must admit this is a celebrity feud that I cannot wait to see unravel as the year goes on because you know that it isn’t going to just end, it can’t. A long, long time ago these two used to be buddies, Justin opened up for Taylor on stadium tours and they even recorded a song together. At least Taylor said that they recorded a song together but it was never released. Hell Justin even Punk’d Taylor and there were no hard feelings! They just seemed like a couple of old pals that were going to be friends forever.

All of that changed though when Justin and Selena Gomez broke up. For people who don’t know T.Swift and SelGo are the best of friends. They braid each other’s hair, cook cookies, and are known for dancing at award shows. When SelGo was caught kissing Bieber’s cheek at the AMAs this past year it was shown that T.Swift did not approve and she simply stuck her tongue out. YUCK, she wasn’t pleased at all. Anyway after I saw that I thought it was the end of the feud, okay, they didn’t like each other. She was clearly not a fan of the on and off relationship her best friend had with Bieber and I could understand that. Being a girl you never want your BFF to end up with a douche bag.

Last weekend though Bieber released a song called All Bad and threw some major shade at Taylor Swift. Apparently he said “females like to run their mouths” and a few other things about how friends talk too much. I would quote the whole thing but I couldn’t listen to it simply because it was all bad.

Now you know that T.Swift wont just sit there and let a pint sized Canadian throw shade at her. Has he forgotten that she wrote a song called “Dear John” and basically ripped John Mayer a new one. Or how she wrote a song called “Better than Revenge” and you don’t even hear about Camille Belle anymore.

I know this feud is far from over and I am beyond excited to watch it play out. Beliebers vs Swifties, who you got?!

“females like to run their mouths.”
“females like to run their mouths.”

No name Victoria’s Secret Angel vs Taylor Swift

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(E!) Looks like Taylor Swift has some mixed reviews from her performance at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. The singer took the stage at the Lexington Armory in NYC on Wednesday, Nov. 13, belting out her hit tunes as a bevy of the VS beauties walked the runway in barely-there attire. And while the “I Knew You Were Trouble” singer may have declared herself “Best Friends Forever” with a few of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, including Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton and Cara Delevingne, not every supermodel is singing the songbird’s praises. “I think, you know what, god bless her [Taylor Swift] heart. I think she’s great,” Jessica Hart said to Women’s Wear Daily at the show’s afterparty before throwing some shade at the singer. “But, I don’t know, to me, she didn’t fit. I don’t know if I should say that.” Asked whether the seven-time Grammy winner could pull off being a Victoria’s Secret model, the 27-year-old Australian beauty simply replied, “No.”

First of all can we just talk about how this Angel is obviously just looking to get some publicity. Well it worked because now everyone is mad at her. This girl is clearly just pissed that T.Swift absolutely stole the stage that night, sorry models, T.Swift made you all look silly. In all reality she looked like a damn model up there herself, so I am going to stop typing and just let the pictures do the talking.

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 According to Huffington Post Jessica Hart’s PR camp just released this statement.

“Jess was taken out of context, in what she was trying to say was that Taylor thought she didn’t fit, not that Jessica thought she didn’t fit,”

If you can’t stand the heat then don’t even speak bad about T.Swift because her loyal band of followers will rip you apart.

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Lorde can be my ruler.

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Lorde can be my ruler, I truly mean that when I say it too. Lorde is the newest musician that has really caught the attention of me and the rest of the world. She has a very different sound, like Lana Del Rey except way better. Another thing is that she is only 16 and she is talking about walking tiger’s on gold leashes, what a fucking badass. When people say that Lorde’s song “Royals” is annoying it is clear that they just don’t understand what good music is. Being only 16 if you listen to more than just the song “Royals” as a listener you will realize that she is wise beyond her years. Although she has thrown shade at my queen Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and little Selena Gomez she doesn’t really get any shit for it because she is just so damn talented. Lorde is going to rule the music scene for a while, I am sure of it. A sound that is unique and isn’t about a break up is just what the music industry needs. A young strong vocalist who seems to have a good head on her shoulders. So Lorde, you can be my ruler, I will call you queen B (Although the true Queen B will always be Blair Waldorf) and you can live your fantasy. If you haven’t listened to her other songs I would strongly recommend doing that right this instant.

Catching Fire: Red Carpet Review.

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Now by a red carpet review I simply mean this one photo that this cast has taken since the first red carpet event for the Hunger Games. This picture infuriates me for many reasons. Number one, Josh Hutcherson’s height. Now people can say that it is cute that he is little but guess what, it isn’t, not when the rest of the leads are 5’9 and taller. Picking a leading man who is shorter than the leading lady is never a smart move, even if he does fit the role. Anyway, I also hate that it is always in this order, Tallest to shortest, why not the other way around? Or put baby Josh Hutcherson in the middle? I know that this post is pretty pointless but it bothers me. I will post my favorite picture though just for your viewing pleasure. It isn’t from a red carpet but rather an awards show.

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