Taraji P. Henson Thought Maroon 5 Was Performing At The Super Bowl Halftime Show

This was my favorite part of the entire Super Bowl. I mean the halftime show was awesome, don’t get me wrong but this, this is legendary. There is such confidence in that caption too. Maroon 5 is life to her, but she thinks that Coldplay is Maroon 5. Does it even matter?

Thank you Taraji for giving this to the world.

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People Hate Cam Newton’s Pants

The internet hates Cam Newton‘s pants. Well people either really hate them or really love them, it is mostly hate though. In case you weer wondering the pants are made by Versace and they go for $849. I guess when you have a ton of money you might as well buy some stupid pants to psych out your opponent, right? Obviously Peyton Manning could never pull off pants like this!

To me a crazy look means confidence and Cam has a lot of it, I know that much.

I am going to say with these pants, the Panthers can’t lose the Super Bowl.

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The Hottest Football Players In Super Bowl 50

At the start of the season I ranked the hottest 17 players, and that was back when all the teams had the same shot at winning the Super Bowl. Now the final game of the season is two weeks away, it will be airing on Sunday February 7th, Coldplay and Beyonce will be performing. Now the two teams left are the Denver Broncos and the Carolina Panthers. As I put together my list of the best looking guys in both teams I will be honest, they didn’t give me much to work with. Each team had maybe one or two very good looking players, then they fell off. So please bare with me with this list, I had to reach a bit.

Now when you are watching the game with your boyfriend or whomever, you can throw out some facts on these players and also add how attractive they are.

Let’s get started!

10.Devin Funchess (Panthers)


Age- 21
Height- 6’5″
Position- Wide Reciever

9.Greg Olsen (Panthers)

 
Age-30
Height- 6’5″
Position- Tight End

8.Kurt Coleman (Panthers)


Age- 27
Height-5’11”
Position- Safety

7.Demaryius Thomas (Broncos)

Age- 28
Height- 6’3″
Position- Wide Receiver

6.Cody Latimer (Broncos)


Age- 23
Height- 6’3″
Position- Wide Receiver

5.Josh Norman (Panthers)


Age- 28
Height- 6’0
Position- Cornerback

4.Brock Osweiler (Broncos)


Age- 25
Height- 6’7″
Position- Quarterback (back up)

3.Emmanuel Sanders (Broncos)


Age- 28
Height- 5’11”
Position- Wide Receiver

2.Cam Newton (Panthers)


Age- 26
Height- 6’5″
Position- Quarterback

1. Luke Kuechly (Panthers)


Age- 24
Height- 6’3″
Position- Linebacker

So there you have it! The best looking players in Super Bowl 50! If you don’t like football at least you have some serious eye candy that you can watch!

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Beyonce Will Join Coldplay At Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show!

Thank God it isn’t only Coldplay performing. I understand that Chris Martin has a great voice but the half time show is for entertainment. The half time show is what the women wait for while watching football, am I right?

So how do you keep people interested? Beyonce. That is that. You put Beyonce anywhere and people are going to watch. Her fans will be sitting there watching the whole thing, even if Coldplay gets boring. Her fans will not move from in front of that screen.

Good idea NFL, I am glad you guys added a second performer to the mix.

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Tom Brady Brings Son Benjamin To Patriots Super Bowl Parade!

Tom Brady and Benjamin

Maybe my page has been a little bit too pro Patriots lately but I really do not care. Today the Patriots went through Boston on duck boats to celebrate their most recent Super Bowl victory. Of course this was Tom’s fourth win so it was a pretty big deal. Only him and two other quarterbacks have ever achieved that.

Brady made it clear that this parade he wanted to do something a little bit different, so he brought his adorable son Benjamin along for the ride. This is his son with Giselle, not Bridget, so this little guy is only five years old and he totally stole the show.

Benjamin was acting like a little pro up there sitting on the roof of the boat as he pumped his fist in the air, gave kisses to the trophy, he knew exactly what he was doing. I mean, I am just saying he looked pretty comfortable holding the Lombardi trophy, maybe he will win one? Yeah that is a look into the future but I don’t care! I said it!

Not much more to say other than it is awesome Tom brought his son along for the ride, clearly something that little Benjamin will remember for the rest of his life!

Enjoy the pictures! Go Patriots!

Tom Brady and Benjamin

FMK: Jimmy Fallon, Chris Pratt, Chris Evans.

Now apparently these three guys had gone and photobombed a bunch of people for a Super Bowl segment on Jimmy’s show. Great, funny, hilarious. Now let’s get down to the real question that I have. Who would you rather fuck, marry, or kill. It is one of my favorite things to play when there is a group of three relatively attractive men. I mean it is a really hard choice, life changing actually.

Let’s get down to business!

Kill- Jimmy Fallon. Most people love Jimmy for his antics and I can’t stand him. He drives absolutely bananas, I think that he is there more for his own gain than anyone else’s gain. An interviewer is supposed to ask questions, not just sit there and talk about how much he loves someone else. So yeah, easy one right there. Bye Jimmy.

Fuck- Chris Pratt. Well I would feel bad about having sex with Chris first of all. He is married to Anna Farris and I love that bitch. So I think if we got drunk and just real quick it would be good. Plus he is a Seahawks fan, I can’t deal with that.

Marry- Chris Evans. Is this even fair if Chris Evans is involved? I mean really, look at him. He is perfect. He has a great jawline, blue eyes, stubble, just absolute perfection that I could be with forever. Plus he is from Massachusetts, which means we root for all the same teams. I wouldn’t have to buy any new jerseys! Oh and he is Captain America, the end.

Who would you pick?

For $20,000 A Night You Can Live Like Kevin Jonas?

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So above I posted a link to this weird as fuck listing that Kevin Jonas put up for a bunch of randoms can rent his house, well his old house, for the SuperBowl? I am literally so confused as to why this is happening. I understand that they moved out of this house but are they strapped for cash? Why the fuck are they doing this? They meaning Kevin and Danielle Jonas, I just, I literally cannot understand.

After reading it sounds like he really wants people to stay at his house, maybe he wants to party before the baby comes! Can you imagine Kevin Jonas at a football party though? In his tiny voice he would yell things that didn’t even make sense. There is a reason that Nick and Joe are constantly out hanging around LA without their brother Kevin. It isn’t because he is getting ready for a baby either. Kevin Jonas has always been questionable and it is kind of sad that Danielle has yet to see it.

They apparently have a huge wine cellar along with a nice 3D cinema and a ton of other useless bullshit. You should sleep on the bed where Kevin Jonas lost his virginity though, that is pretty wild right?

So uh, if this is your thing, go for it! If you stay there please tell me everything about it, Please, please, please.