Honestly, I have always really liked Miranda Kerr, she seems normal enough. Seemed I should say. I used to think she was one of the pretty Victoria’s Secret angels next to Adriana Lima of course, no one can beat that woman when it comes to looks.Lima was also a virgin until she was married, good for her! You go Lima.
Anyway, back to the subject, Miranda Kerr, really cute little Australian model who married then divorced Orlando Bloom. Well I recently saw this picture and I have a serious question. Is this really considered sexy? I mean look at this, this isn’t sexy right? You can see her ribs and her bra is fucking stupid. I know it is Chanel and I should be crying because I will never be able to afford it but seriously, really? This looks fucking ridiculous!
I am all for women not being Photoshopped in their photos and I don’t think this one is. I just don’t find this the least bit sexy. I feel like this is a model trying too hard. Miranda, go be a mom, you’re cute in that role.
I have a question. Why the fuck did Will Smith need to marry this woman and have terrible off spring with her? I can’t fucking stand Jada and I don’t even really know who she is. I know that she married my main man Will and they had a few kids. Now her children, that is for a different post, I can’t stand them but Jada, look at yourself. There is no way that you actually think this hairstyle his flattering right? I mean there have been reports of Will cheating on you and you step out looking like this? I wouldn’t blame him for sleeping with someone else, you look terrifying. Stop trying to have the same haircut as your daughter!
Jada honestly though, look in the mirror, look at your choices, look at your hair. Take a deep breath and just cry. I am sure you are going through emotions since your kids are annoying as shit and your husband is possibly cheating. It will all be okay.
Honestly though isn’t she just like the mom in Mean Girls? “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” no, no you are not.
I am not even going to say I feel bad about this post because Kris Jenner knows exactly what she is doing. She pimping out one of her younger children while the other one suffers. Even watching the interview with these too mini Khloe just wanted to speak but no, Kim 2.0 commanded the interview. I just don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with these two. I mean they are just the poor mans version of their older sisters right? No sex tapes though which makes them so much more boring.
Anyway I am thinking that Kendall will be the one with the sex tape since she is already showing her tiny titties. Kylie will just have to learn to be funny like Khloe because that is the only way anyone will like her.
Little Kendall Jenner is running around showing her tits off on Instagram but one of the biggest stories is that Miley Cyrus bleached her eyebrows. In my opinion this is no big deal. Does she look different, yes? Do you think she cares, no. If everyone hasn’t realized it yet Miley Cyrus is an absolute genius with everything she does. You can sit there and say she had no talent, shes trashy, whatever you want to say guess what. She is still making you talk about her. After her semi normal X-Factor performance you knew that she needed to do something to get people talking again and this is the perfect plan!
Anyway you know that the hot new trend is going to be either shaving off your eyebrows or bleaching them. Either way it will be bad ass.
Rock on Miley.