The Olympics Just Got A Whole Lot Better! T.A.T.U Will be Performing During Opening Ceremonies!

MOSCOWThe fake lesbian Russian pop act t.A.T.u., who enjoyed global popularity in the mid-2000s, will perform at the Sochi Olympics’ opening ceremony on Feb. 7, the Russian media reported. According to reports, which quoted eyewitnesses of the ceremony’s rehearsals, Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova will sing their biggest international hit, “Not Gonna Get Us.” During the performance of the track, the Russian Olympic squad is to enter the ceremony, at Fisht Olympic Stadium.

I am one of those people who really don’t give a fuck about the Olympics unless the Spice Girls are riding around the stadium in buses,that is the only games I will watch. Maybe this will make the whole Russia bullshit a little more fun though! I mean doesn’t their owner, I don’t know what he is, the leader hate gays? I pray that these girls make out on stage, even if they aren’t really lesbians!

I guess that they are going to sing ‘Not Gonna Get Us’ which is a really good song, I just wish that they would sing ‘All The Things She Said’ because that would be pretty incredible, right?

I will be tuning in for this and the bobsled races, because you doesn’t love a good bobsled race?

U.S. Olympic Hockey Team Has The Cutest Mascot Ever!

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ImageSo I have spent enough time talking about how crazy Bieber is it is time to switch it up. This is the freaking mascot for the U.S. Olympic hockey team! Can we just talk about how cute this little puppy is? Just the happiest little Husky in the whole wide world! How can we lose with this little guy on his team?

I would score 100 points if that meant that I got to hug that puppy after every single game! Let’s just hope this little puppy brings the US a ton of luck for the games.