Man Crush Monday: Jason Derulo

Is there anyone that is better at summer bangers than Jason Derulo? I feel like he hides out all year then once summer hits, he releases track after track and they just blow up! From ‘Watcha Say’ to ‘Sky’s The Limit’ to ‘Talk Dirty’ he just knows how to make songs sound good. Know what makes me know they are his songs? He sings his damn name in every one of them so I never have to question it! Making it easy for me to look up instead of typing in random lyrics that I hear praying something pops up.

For me personally I feel like I am a much bigger Jason Derulo fan than what is accepted in society. Everyone says he is good and stuff but they don’t say that he is the greatest. This guy stepped up when Chris Brown fell and took his spot! I will say it! Hell this guy broke his back and didn’t give up! He kept up with everything and is now singing and dancing again.He is in the running for being the next Usher, in my opinion of course.

With that voice, those eyes, and muscles how can you go wrong? He can sing that ‘Will You Marry Me’ song all day and I will always say yes. Jordin Sparks you are a lucky lady, that is all I can say!

Can’t wait for more songs to be released through out the summer. Wiggle, wiggle and don’t you dare stop Jason!

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Nick Lachey & Son Camden Pose For Family Photo!

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Nick Lachey will forever be one of my top celebrity crushes, he is just so damn gorgeous. “What’s Left Of Me” will always be one of my all time favorite songs too, just in case you were wondering! Anyway, Nick’s wife, Vanessa Lachey, posted these pictures on Instagram on Memorial Day. Just a little cookout fun to spend the day honoring the lives of veterans who have passed away.

Look at Nick though, like damn. You are still 98 degrees of hot in this picture. Just shirtless, almost 40 and looking incredible. I need to find someone who looks like Nick Lachey and force them to marry me. Is that too aggressive? Don’t really care. Nick Lachey is where it is at!

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Just another adorable picture for fun!

5 Reasons Why JoJo Needs To Come Back To Music

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So if you don’t know who JoJo is then you are probably too young to be reading this blog to begin with. JoJo is the person who paved the way for singers like Selena, Miley, and Demi but guess what, she didn’t need Disney to back her up! Nope, JoJo just went out there and did the damn thing. She came out with the song “Leave, Get Out” and blew everyone away with her vocals. Just a girl from the small town of Foxboro, MA making things happen for herself.

Reason 5.

Just listen and totally soak it all in. Yeah, now you know how bad you want her to come back. This music will be back but it would probably be even better than before!

Reason 4.

JoJo always had the voice. When JoJo was coming up she was against say Hilary Duff, who didn’t have a strong voice at all. At age 12 JoJo could belt it out with the best of them, so can you even imagine what the voice is like now? We don’t know so we must hear it!

Reason 3.

JoJo is an actual role model, she left the Hollywood life to get her degree from North Eastern University, so she has a good head on her shoulders. Now she is finished though so she needs to go back to music!

Reason 2.

She is beautiful. That is that. She is a beautiful healthy girl, something that not many people are in music any more.

Reason 1.

Listen to her version on Marvin’s Room and tell me you don’t want to hear more. If you do, then you are a liar.

So yeah I think that 2014 should be the year that JoJo comes back!

Ed Sheeran Releases New Song Called ‘Sing’!

In my humble opinion I think that Ed Sheeran is a blessing to music right now, music needed him. Ed is not only a ginger but he is an absolutely incredible lyricist. He doesn’t just sing about getting fucked up at a club, he sings about love and real life things. He is just an amazing musician, he can rap, he can sing falsetto, what more do you need?

Honestly, do I think that this is his best song? No, I really don’t I don’t think that this song is going to be some huge hit. It might be but in my opinion it probably wont be. He could do better in my opinion.

I won’t judge his new music on this song though, I do believe that he will continue to push out amazing music and I can’t wait to hear him for years to come.

Justin Bieber Is Done With Tattoos For A While

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With two half sleeves Justin Bieber is finally done with his stupid tattoos for a while. He wrote on his Instagram account that he was where he wanted to be. Good, don’t get anymore. Bieber is going down that Vanilla Ice road faster than I thought he would be going down. Step 1) He is trying to become a rapper named Bizzle Step 2) He had a ton of stupid tattoos. No more steps needed in my opinion.

The difference between Vanilla Ice and Bieber is that Vanilla Ice can laugh at himself now. I don’t know if Bieber will ever get to that level of not being so into himself.

Good job with no more tattoos Bieber, Maybe the next step you can be done with is sipping sizzurp and egging houses. Allegedly of course.

Taylor Swift & Lorde Frolic On The Beach Together

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I think that it can officially be said that the days of Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift being best friends is long gone. Selena you have been replaced by a younger cooler version of you and her name is Lorde. Lorde has Taylor wrapped around her little finger because clearly Taylor wanted to be cooler. I love my T.Swift but Lorde is just cool, that simple.

I have a little bit of an idea though, Swift wants to do a duet with Lorde so bad she will just hang out with her all the time, whenever possible because she knows that a duet would be incredible. I mean Lorde is the next big thing, she is going to rule the world sooner rather than later and I think that T.Swift can see and appreciate that.

These two could easily take over the musical world together and I think Taylor realized that Selena is old news. She escaped rehab and now people are afraid of her. Alright that isn’t true but she did escape rehab after only two weeks.

There is a part of me that wonders what these two even talk about? They probably don’t even talk. Just sit on the couch and text other people.

CeeLo Green Leaves ‘The Voice’ For Good!

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Hearing that CeeLo Green was leaving ‘The Voice’ was easily one of the best parts of my day for many reasons. The first reason is that this day has been extremely boring in celebrity gossip, even though this news happened last night. The second reason is that CeeLo creeps me out. With his big head and tiny little baby hands, he really freaks me out.

I think that ‘The Voice’ realized that the guy they needed on their panel for the rest of their time on air would be Usher. I mean if you put Usher and CeeLo up next to each other, Usher will win every single time. No one wants to be chosen by CeeLo, that is basically a death sentence because CeeLo scares people so no one wants to vote for his teammates.

It probably didn’t help that CeeLo was accused of date raping a girl this past October either. He plead not guilty to the charges but the case is still pending. Even though the producers of ‘The Voice’ said it didn’t interfere, it had to of.

Anyway, I am extremely happy to hear this news! Usher for the rest of eternity of ‘The Voice’ be gone CeeLo!

Man Crush Monday: Usher

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Now I know that people will probably think that this is a random ass pick for a man crush Monday but let’s be honest, Usher is perfect. He has an incredible smile, a confidence, and he can sing like no other. There are a few reasons why I chose Usher. The first reason is that The Voice is coming back with him and Shakira on it, perfect. I don’t need to see Cee-lo Green or Christina whatever her last name is on it any longer! Time to see my perfect Usher. Reason number 2 is that last night I watched the Yeah! video and decided that is one of the greatest songs of all time.

Usher is a timeless talent that we will see for years to come, that is something I am sure of. He has a rock hard body, he has an absolutely perfect voice, and look at that smile. Can we also talk about his dance moves and when he was only 21 he dated Chili who was like 7 years older than him, he has something going on down there! That is all I will say about that!

I am sure that there will be people who disagree with me but Usher is one of the sexiest people in the world. Just listening to ‘Burn’ makes me get chills.

Enjoy your man crush of the week!

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Justin Bieber Really Loves Strippers

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In this photo courtesy of TMZ this beautiful picture of Bieber and his buddy has been discovered and it looks like Bieber really loves his strippers. He seems to take good care of them! He makes sure that they are treated right! Maybe this is why he spent so much money at a strip club, you can’t touch for free, that is for sure. Even if you are Bieber, there is no way you can touch for free!

I guess this picture shouldn’t come to a surprise since Bieber did quiet a number on Miami was he was there. After reading the article I had to laugh though since it said the stripper looked like she could have been Beiber’s mom. So it looks like Bieber has a thing for older women since he started off with Selena, now this old lady stripper.

Right now Bieber is living that party boy lifestyle and you know what I really don’t mind because he isn’t making shitty music. He is just sucking on strippers titties, smoking weed, and will probably never be on the top of the charts ever again.

Selena Gomez Changes Her Tone About Lorde

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There is one artist that I think is very powerful and she doesn’t really like me and that’s alright,” Selena recently shared to Seventeen. “Her name is Lorde and she’s cool. I think her message is powerful. She is very young but she has got a lot to say, and that’s great, so more power to her.”

So it looks like Selena has a change of heart now about Lorde. Remember back when Lorde basically said that Selena was desperate singing about how a boy can go and get it? Then Selena fired back saying that it wasnt very feminist of her to take a shot at her? Looks like all that bullshit is water under the bridge now! Now Selena loves Lorde because she realizes something, she needs to become Lorde.

Let’s be honest Selena Gomez is the Hillary Duff of her generation. She started off on a Disney channel show and then became a singer and people love her because she is wholesome and cute. How much longer will that last though? It will be super hard for her to shed that image and eventually people will realize she isn’t a great singer.

I have a theory though, you know how much I love theories. Something about T.Swift loving Lorde probably have Selena an extra push to be friends with the young singer. Selena probably wants a duet too since Lorde is the hottest singer in the world at the moment. Maybe Selena is trying to steal her talent! No, that isn’t true, I know that.

Glad to see these two are playing nice now, although Lorde never apologized about what she said in regards to Selena Gomez. Selena had to obviously cave though since Lorde is the new Lord music.

Bow down Selena, bow the fuck down.