Shia LeBeouf Wears A Paper Bag To A Red Carpet Event

So Shia LeBeouf showed up to his most recent movie premier wearing this, a paper bag, a paper fucking bag. This premier was for his movie about being a sex addict or something. It is that movie where they are having real sex on screen rather than the fake sex like most movies have. I am still convinced that in some movies they are really having sex, that is just me though. Back to the subject of Shia LeDouche!

Shia is the worst kind of celebrity right? He basically decided he didn’t want to be famous after he got caught in a plagiarizing scandal, I don’t know enough about it to talk about it, but that is the basis of it. He then went to skywriting his apology which didn’t get a great response. That was when LeDouche decided he didn’t want to be famous anymore.

Honestly, I don’t understand why he would even do this. If a person wants to make a statement just don’t show up to the events. That simple. He is bringing a lot of publicity to the movie and everything but the writer probably isn’t too pleased with him right? Just making a joke about fucking everything.

I really don’t know who LeDouche thinsk he is either, you were Louis Steven and Sam Whitwicky, you are replaceable, I promise.

Shia and Lena Fight Over Skywriting.

Shia LaBeouf and Lena Dunham are the latest celebs to indirectly argue with each other on Twitter.

“I’ve always felt, utterly and unchangeably, that only sociopaths hire skywriters,” the Girls actress first tweeted.

Shia retweeted her and said, “I don’t mind creating debate with thoroughly considered artistic expressions but I don’t want to offend with a tweet. Sorry world.”

He added, “Im addicted to lean & that sh-t ain’t no joke. I can barely remember all the things I’ve done & said. However there’s no excuse 4 skywriting.”

Lena responded, “Vaguely recognized Shia Labeouf‘s latest twitter apology and realized it was MINE! Touché, Louis Stevens. Projecting a lot of rage against my 7th grade boyfriend on LaBeouf. Think this is the start of something really productive #2014.”

“I don’t mind creating debate with thoroughly considered artistic expressions but I don’t want to offend with a tweet. Sorry Charlies,” Lena originally tweeted in October to apologize for referencing Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka, who were a couple that raped and murdered in Canada.

In case you didn’t know, Shia used skywriting to apologize for plagiarizing writer Daniel Clowes.

(story via: http://www.justjared.com/2014/01/04/shia-labeouf-lena-dunham-argue-on-twitter/)

So I guess that this can go down as one of the weirdest words exchanged on Twitter ever, right? See these are two of the most annoying celebrities out there in my opinion. Well, they aren’t the worst but they are up there. See there is Lena who thinks that she is some goddess among peasants with her okay writing and not so great acting. Then there is Shia who thinks that he is a God to all of mankind and thinks he is incredible because he is a method writer.

So apparently Shia stole some ideas from a comic book writing or something, then wrote in the sky that he was sorry for doing it. He didn’t sent a letter. Just had a place write it out in the sky then he snapped a picture and posted it on Twitter, well Lena does no approve! Honestly, how is she even involved in this you ask? SHE WASN’T! She decided to become involved with the whole thing because she is Lena Dunham and thinks that she is better than everyone in the world.

I do enjoy how she called him Louis Stevens though, I feel like she was trying to insult him by saying that but Even Stevens was the shit back in the day. She is probably just jealous that she would never be able to play Wren Stevens.

After reading this fight I realized two things. Lena Dunham is more annoying than I thought she was and Shia is addicted to drugs. Well maybe addicted to drugs. According to Urban Dictionary, Lean is a form of sizzurp. Slow down on the sizzurp Shia, just take a breath, you will be okay. Maybe.

Shia LeBeouf is a nutcase

Shia LaBeouf apparently let his “Fury” show during a restaurant altercation in London.

An argument between the 27-year-old actor and a man at a Convent Garden bar apparently took a turn for the worse when LaBeouf was overheard saying “I can get you killed,” according to British tabloid The Sun.

The “Transformers” star reportedly upset a female fan that approached him at the restaurant and then exchanged a few heated words with the woman’s boyfriend when he came to defend her.

“Shia went for this guy after he upset his girlfriend,” a source told The Sun.

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“It was shocking. He looked out of control.”

After the heated row, LaBeouf was escorted out of the establishment by staff, the newspaper reports.

It’s the second bar spat for the “Lawless” actor in recent months during his stay in London.

In October LaBeouf was reportedly punched in the face and kicked in the private parts after trying to film a woman who was throwing up on a London street.

An unidentified passerby apparently attacked the actor after he wouldn’t stop filming the woman looking worse for the wear.Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/shia-labeouf-threatens-man-killed-london-bar-report-article-1.1541300#ixzz2n0fDGRbQ

Remember when Shia was just a little Louis Stevens and was just the weird little brother? I miss those days. Or remember when he first came out in Transformers and all that girls lost their shit because he got better looking? Yeah, me too. Those were the fucking days. I feel like for the past few years Shia has just become a nutcase. He is all about the arts now and does a ton of drugs to prepare for roles which is whatever, if you wanna do drugs cool. One thing I don’t respect is actors who disrespect their fans. Without their fans they would be nothing.

The saddest part of all is that Shia has the chance to be a fucking incredible actors, he really does. He isn’t a bad actor at all but with his anger issues people don’t really want him to be on their set.

Hopefully he will get his shit together and wont become another what could have been type of actor.