Tag: sexiest man alive

Dwayne Johnson Is People’s Sexiest Man Alive!

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This year People picked the right guy if you ask me. For years I have been saying that Dwayne Johnson is probably the hottest guy in Hollywood and it looks like everyone is now finally agreeing! Last year was David Beckham and obviously you can’t argue that, so this is two seriously hot picks in a row People!

Over the past year Johnson has been in a ton of movies, he of course reprised his roles in the HBO hit show Ballers, and he even put together a giant concert for or service men and women. You have to give him credit for all of that. Personally I think that he is one of the hardest working men in Hollywood and he seems to be humble which is always sexy in my opinion.

Good pick People, I don’t think anyone will complain too much about this! Actually, that’s a lie because everyone always complains about everything but hey, no complains from me!

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David Beckham Is Named People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive 2015’

Oh David Beckham you handsome son of a bitch! People Magazine this is a sexiest man alive that I can get behind. Although last year’s Chris Hemsworth was pretty solid too. David Beckham is just absolutely perfect though. Not only is he a total D.I.L.F but he does so much for charity and just seems like an all around nice human being.

So let’s see some stats about David Beckham.

Age:40
Spouse: Victoria Beckham
Salary: 3.4 Million (2014)
Children:Brooklyn Joseph Beckham, Romeo James Beckham, Harper Seven Beckham, Cruz David Beckham

And that’s all you need to know because I am sure you are already aware he has a body like a God that’s been covered in tattoos but it works for him.

Good choice this year People! Then again you know that there will be a solid couple people who are mad it isn’t Ryan Gosling.

Top 12 sexiest men alive review

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Now I know that this a few days old and whatever but I have been sitting here pouting about the fact that Charlie Hunnam or Chris Hemsworth didn’t win. I mean seriously, what in the fuck are people are People’s Magazine thinking? Why not leave this up to the people?! Leave the sexiest man alive up to the fucking women of this world! Women power! Adam Levine is a weaselly looking cocky mother fucker with a high voice. Sorry, was that too harsh? Not only is this a fucked up first choice the top 15 or whatever was pretty bad too, although there were a few good ones. It was mostly bad.

2. Idris Elba- I believe a few days ago I said he should have been on the cover or one of the runner ups, so I was correct. Something about that man that is just sexy as hell.

3, Luke Bryan- I did not see that dark horse coming but alright, I see you. I guess I don’t find him all that sexy but he has really nice arms. I can see why he would make it to the top 10.

4- Jimmy Fallon- What in the actual fuck is going on here? Do people actually think that Jimmy Fallon is sexy? He is like one of your little brother’s friend that would talk really loud in the house to get attention. We get it Jimmy we can do impressions congrats, on to the next!

5- Bruno Mars- Bruno has an incredible voice but he is not sexy. He is about 5 foot nothing and probably can’t even ride most rides at an amusement park without an adult. Yes, super talented. Not super sexy.

6- Johnathan & Drew Scott- I dont even know who the fuck these twins are but apparently they count as one person. After reading their tiny bullshit description I still don’t know who they are. Get these assholes out of here!

7- Justin Timberlake- After having an incredible year he should have been number one. Believe it or not I am not even attracted to him but I still think that he deserved the top spot. Fuck you People Magazine, Fuck you.

8- Chris Pine- Something about this mother fucker always bothered me and I don’t know what it is. Maybe it is his weird pouty lips or his voice. Since Just My Luck I just haven’t been interested in him at all. Chris Pine seems like the kid that was really weird and smart in high school then graduated and got semi good looking and now it is all that he lives for. “Hey I used to be weird but look at me now” type deal, fuck that noise.

9- Pharrell Williams- Yeah alright, that timeless face will do. Black don’t crack and he is the prime example of that.

10- Ronan Farrow- Yet another nobody on this list, People magazine dropping the ball all over the place. This is apparently Mia Farrow’s kid and his dad might be Frank Sinatra or something, if it is Frankie. Sorry you never met your dad Ronan.

11- Justin Theoroux- Random and not worthy of being so high on the list but he is hot. He can also break dance which makes him hotter and he got my girl Jen Aniston so I can respect that. Just random.

12- David Backham- Look they got another one right, good job! David Beckham will always be one of the sexiest men ever. The end.

Seriously though, where is Charlie Hunnam, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans right now? This is the most jacked up top 12 I have ever seen in my life.

Adam Levine: Sexiest Man Alive 2013?

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For years now People’s magazine puts together a special magazine specifically for the sexy celebrity men in our life. Winners of this coveted cover have been Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and let’s not forget when they chose Bradley Cooper over Ryan Gosling and the world almost stopped spinning.Anyway this year it seems as though Adam Levine is the front runner for sexiest man alive, here is where I put my foot down and say no. I will not allow for such a thing to happen! I get it, he has tattoos, a nice smile, and can kind of sing but come on really? Out of all the people in the industry you want to use Adam Levine? I have a list of about 10 other people I can think of that deserve it more than this guy.

1. Justin Timberlake just had the year of his life, give it to him!

2. Charlie Hunnam is British AND sexy.

3. Chris Hemsworth is Thor and Australian.

4. Ryan Gosling because every female is in love with him.

5. Usher because I love him.

6. Idris Elba because he is fucking gorgeous and seems like a real badass.

7. Zac Efron because my boyfriend needs a break this year, other than his jaw of course.

Okay so I could only think of 7 guys who really deserve it which is fine by me because these 7 blow that skeezy singer out of the water!