Ryan Phillippe Gives Lap Dance To Luckiest Woman Alive

So you know what, I think that we can all agree that in the 90’s the two hottest actors, well young actors wee Freddie Prinze Jr and Mr. Ryan Phillippe. Ryan was a bit of a bad boy though, he always had an edge about him that made him so so sexy. Now being 40 years old want to know something? Ryan Phillippe is still fucking gorgeous, just look at that picture. Look at that mans muscles! I always thought him and Justin Timberlake looked alike but he aged much better than Justin did.

Apparently this woman is Robin Quivers but I would like to call her the luckiest woman alive for a few different reasons. Number 1, she got a lap dance from Ryan Phillippe, I would pay good money for that. By good money I mean a few thousand dollars if I had it. Number 2 she is also one of the only people Howard Stern wont make fun of. That is a big deal, right?

This all went down at Howard Stern;s birthday party too, I kind of wish that Ryan was giving a lap dance to Howard though, that would be priceless.

Anyway, keep looking amazing Ryan Phillippe and keep doing whatever you are doing because obviously it is  really working for you. Like a fine glass of wine you only get better with age.

How Long Will Kaley Cuoco’s Marriage Last?

So I am genuinely curious how long people think that Kaley Cuoco and her husband Ryan Sweeting will last. I am willing to bet that within a year they will be divorced. Now the reason I ask this is because I feel like Kaley is just a girl who jumps from relationship to relationship trying to find love. I mean she dated fucking Henry Cavill for a second and some how a month later she ended up with this guy and within like five months they are now married. Other than just dating for a short amount of time there is another reason I think they wont last.

You see Ryan just got Kaley’s name tattooed on his body which is basically a kiss of death, right? If you get someone’s name tattooed on your body you will probably end up regretting it at some point in your life. Especially if you are already married to them after less than a year of even knowing them.

Their wedding had an upside down cake which I just can’t even begin to comprehend and Kaley wore a pink dress. I feel like Kaley Cuoco was just feeling like she is starting to get old and she needed to bag a young man. Kaley, you are hot, at least get someone a little hotter than this dude.

My final reason is that Ryan literally always looks unhappy, always, in 98 percent of the pictures that they take together he looks like he wanted to stab himself right in the neck. Then there is Kaley who is just smiling her ass off, it really makes you wonder.

So I give this marriage a year tops, Kaley will probably get pregnant and if she does I can see him sticking around until the baby is born, then they will divorce. 50 bucks on the line for this one!