Hottest Soccer Players In The World Cup!

Now I will be the first to tell you, I know nothing about soccer. I know that there is a net and you have to try and score, that is something I am very aware of. I also know that the World Cup is basically like the Olympics when it comes to soccer, it happens every four years and it is a really big fucking deal. This is also the only time that the United States gets all riled up over soccer, or football as the rest of the world calls it.

Anyway, I have caught a game or more like a half of a game and realized one thing. Soccer players are really hot, almost all of them have something really good going for them. They are all lean, cut up, and flexible. I mean there is a movie called Bend It Like Beckham for a reason!

I put together a little list of who I personally think are the hottest players that I have seen. Now are their teams still in the World Cup? I have no idea! All I know is that each of these players did play a game in the World Cup. If they have been eliminated, poor them but at least they look good!

Gerard Piqué from Spain, he made the list because he is Shakira’s baby daddy! I love Shakira so he wins by default.

Introducing Javi Martinez from the Spain soccer team. Look at that little pout, those doe eyes. What is not to love? Spain coming in hot, for real right?

Ben Foster plays for England and his shirt says Zoopla! Whenever I think of English soccer players I think of the movie Eurotrip and it makes me laugh.

Well we all know who this sexy man is. Christiano Ronaldo of Portugal. I would say that he is one of the more famous soccer players, right up there with Beckham.

Have mercy! Aleksandr Kerzhakov is on the Russian team and I am a fan. Also is there a more Russian way to spell Alexander than that? I love it!

Matt Besler from the good ol USA team. I don’t know if he is a good player but he is good looking so it works for me.

Anyway, those are just a few of the cuties that I have seen, well googled, in order to post this.Soccer/Football may take off in the United States after this since our team has moved on so well. Probably not, but maybe!

Viva A World Cup!

The Olympics Just Got A Whole Lot Better! T.A.T.U Will be Performing During Opening Ceremonies!

MOSCOW – The fake lesbian Russian pop act t.A.T.u., who enjoyed global popularity in the mid-2000s, will perform at the Sochi Olympics’ opening ceremony on Feb. 7, the Russian media reported. According to reports, which quoted eyewitnesses of the ceremony’s rehearsals, Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova will sing their biggest international hit, “Not Gonna Get Us.” During the performance of the track, the Russian Olympic squad is to enter the ceremony, at Fisht Olympic Stadium.

I am one of those people who really don’t give a fuck about the Olympics unless the Spice Girls are riding around the stadium in buses,that is the only games I will watch. Maybe this will make the whole Russia bullshit a little more fun though! I mean doesn’t their owner, I don’t know what he is, the leader hate gays? I pray that these girls make out on stage, even if they aren’t really lesbians!

I guess that they are going to sing ‘Not Gonna Get Us’ which is a really good song, I just wish that they would sing ‘All The Things She Said’ because that would be pretty incredible, right?

I will be tuning in for this and the bobsled races, because you doesn’t love a good bobsled race?

U.S. Olympic Hockey Team Has The Cutest Mascot Ever!

So I have spent enough time talking about how crazy Bieber is it is time to switch it up. This is the freaking mascot for the U.S. Olympic hockey team! Can we just talk about how cute this little puppy is? Just the happiest little Husky in the whole wide world! How can we lose with this little guy on his team?

I would score 100 points if that meant that I got to hug that puppy after every single game! Let’s just hope this little puppy brings the US a ton of luck for the games.