Man Crush Monday: Rob Lowe

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Let me be clear, I am completely aware that  Rob Lowe is a 52 year old man. Let me be even clearer, I don’t give a damn. Rob Lowe is one of the most beautiful men to be put on this planet. If you’re curious why I waited so long to make him a member of the Celebrities Are Tragic Man Crush Monday Club (I need a shorter name, I know), it is because tonight is his roast. He will be roasted on Comedy Central and it will probably be hysterical.

It is more than just the roast though. Rob deserves his spot as one of the hottest men ever. I believe that John Stamos and Rob Lowe are by far the hottest things to come out of the 80’s.

Rob is a silver fox with blue eyes and still has a banging body. He can do drama and comedy and he is going to be around for a very long time. He also aged the best out of all the actors from The Outsiders, sorry Tom Cruise.

Happy Monday!

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Watch First Look Clips of Justin Bieber’s Comedy Central Roast!

Looks like Comedy Central knows that they have a real hit on their hands because everyone wants to roast Bieber. Everyone wants to watch one of the most annoying kids in history get absolutely ridiculed. Now does that make us terrible people? Maybe, but that is alright. Everyone knows that Bieber is an absolute asshole, so there is really no fixing him, right? I mean everyone can see that this is nothing more than a terrible PR stunt. I don’t think anyone thinks that Justin is being genuine about becoming a better person. He just knows that his career is on a fucking down hill avalanche, taking out everything that he ever worked for.

There have already been a bunch of jokes released and it will probably be hilarious. I mean, I am ready to watch Bieber sit there with that stupid smile on his face. I can imagine that he will take it all in stride though, unlike Trump who sat there looking like a sour puss.

I am curious why he wanted to get roasted though. I know that he said to put it behind him, but there is much more than that. I always thought that people with not much career left got roasted, just a heads up Bieber.

Anyway, here is a clip! Can’t wait to watch!

Justin Bieber is Getting Roasted By Comedy Central!

Word on the street is that Justin Bieber is getting roasted on his 21st birthday and it was all his idea. According to different sources Bieber has wanted to be roasted for a while now, but apparently he didn’t have enough to work with. Now, now is a different story. Unless you have lived under a rock for the past year and a half Bieber now has a lot to work with. Imagine if that was his plan all along? He had to do dumb shit, just so he could get made fun of on a roast, that would be kind of perfect.

This is all apparently going down on March 1st, but I do have a few questions. For the James Franco roast, I feel like they went a bit soft on him. I don’t want that shit for this roast. They need all the greats to just rip Bieber apart. That is what I want to see, clearly Comedy Central is aware of the ratings that are going to come from this roast too. Plus the millions of Beliebers crying about how people need to stop being mean to Justin because the don’t understand what a roast is.

I am confused though because I always thought that a roast was for people at the end of their career, just wanting to revive it for a reality show or something. Isn’t it a little bit soon to play your own roast? Comedy Central didn’t contact him like they usually do, no instead he begged and pleaded to make this happen.

Here is a list of things the roasters can focus on

-bleached hair

-arrest in Miami

-leaving a brothel in Brazil

-terrible music

-thinking he is black

-the selena on and off again mess

-egging his neighbors house

-being forced to move because of egging the house

-that time he tried to attack a paparazzi in France and everyone made hilarious memes of it.

I do think the best joke would be not having any real comedians want to take a crack at Biebs because he isn’t worth their time.

Please, please don’t let Jaden Smith go up there and try and roast Bieber. You know he will be there though which really sucks.