Now I can’t even lie, I have never listened to a French Montana song in my life, until this moment. The Weeknd definitely peaked my interest in this song and it’s pretty good. I don’t think that it’s a song of summer, but it’s alright.
I do enjoy the video though, it seems like it was probably a lot of fun to film.
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What does every 25 year old want for their birthday? Maybe an engagement ring, student loans paid off, their own apartment? All of those things are hard when your single and underpaid, so I settled for some Demi Lovato and Nick Jonas tickets for their Future Now Tour. I love them both, I have seen Demi twice (okay maybe three times) before this show and I saw Nick perform at the Boston Pops rehearsal. So why not, right? Most of Demi’s fans must be in their 20’s by now, right? Wrong. I was so wrong.
By the way, none of my friends could go with me (or they didn’t want to) so I brought my mother who is in her 50’s. I knew immediately that she probably wouldn’t be a huge fan but she is the saint who has gone to seven Backstreet Boys concerts with me, so I figured she was prepared. About a month before the concert I also made her a mix CD of their songs. Yes, I am that old. I think making mix CDs is acceptable.
So my mother and I both took half days from work to get into the city early to grab dinner, talk about life, catch up, great plan. All a great plan.
As we ate we talked about people I went to high school with, one of her favorite pass times is asking me about different former peers and then me bringing up their Facebook pages for her to see them now. The only thing was the the restaurant/bar was filling up with tweens and then it really hit me, I will be one of the oldest people at the concert and my mother, will probably be the oldest.
So let’s jump forward to walking up the steps to get to our seats, that’s basically when the chaos ensues.
1. Didn’t anyone teach these kids manners? They are shoving me and I have no where to go! (Just one of the signs that I was old for the crowd).
2. “$40 for a shirt?” Mom “Kelli you just told me you were broke, I won’t believe you if you can waste $40 on a shirt of Demi’s face”
3. She’s right, but it’s Demi, I will think about it more. I need to look like I fit in though.
-We get to our seats almost immediately, no way we are spending $20 on food, you won’t trick us with that!
4. Wow our seats are better than I thought! I can’t wait to see Demi.
Mike Posner the opening act comes out promptly at 7:30, so far so good.
5. Mike Posner, please just sing ‘I Took A Pill In Ibiza’.
6. Sings along with Mike Posner to ‘Bow Chica Wow Wow’ knowing that all these youngins have no idea what it’s like to be “three shots deep”.
7. ‘Cooler Than Me’ comes on and you dance and sing to it. Mom “I know this one!” Me “Yeah it came out when I was a senior in high school!” Mom “Oh I didn’t realize it was that old”, sick burn mom.
8. ‘I Took A Pill In Ibiza’ comes on and all is well with the world.
The lights then came up for a small intermission. My mom and I sit there, chit chat, wait for Nick Jonas to take the stage.
The lights go down, there’s one spotlight and there he is! Nick Jonas himself.
9. My God he is the only man who can rock skinny jeans with zippers!
10. Is it weird that I am older than him?
11. ‘Champagne Problems’ plays, none of these kids know what its like to drink your problems away! Yeah relatable to the adults in the audience! Adults meaning me and the parents chaperoning their young child, and the three women behind me who let me know that they were 28, solidarity ladies.
12. Nick Jonas will take Justin Timberlakes place nicely, he can hit those high notes!
Nick walks off stage and the stadium goes black again, it can only mean one thing.
13 DEMI!!!!!
14. Wow Demi, your outfit is very revealing and there are a lot of little kids in the audience.
15. Whatever! Teach ’em to love their bodies girl, you do you.
16. My feet are hurting, I am not weak though, I will not sit down.
17. Oh my God she is singing ‘Fix A Heart’!
18. Demi just sang, she would “take it deep”, I think I am blushing.
19. -During Nick and Demi’s duet of ‘Close’- This is great and all but why wouldn’t they sing ‘Avalanche’?
20. This crowd is so loud, I can’t stop screaming either though.
21. My poor mother.
22. She’s doing it, ‘Skyscraper’, here it is!
23. Demi you’ve come such a long way!
24. Girls, ‘Cool For The Summer’ will make way more sense to you when you’re in college.
25. I am going to resist that shirt when we walk by the merch table for the last time.
What did I learn from this concert? Concerts are the best, it doesn’t matter you age, race, gender, or anything! Concerts are the best.
I know you’re all wondering, I didn’t end up buying the shirt because sometimes a full tank of gas is more important than a concert shirt you’ll only wear to bed or the gym.
So now I sit here at my desk at work, exhausted because I am usually in bed by 10 but smiling because I saw Demi and Nick, spent time with my mom, and took a shit ton of pictures to relive my experience.
If you have a chance, go to the show, well worth it.
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Tonight MTV blessed us with the season premiere of ‘Teen Mom OG’ and showed not only one, but two episodes of the show. Now if you are confused as to how this series is different from when they were just teen moms, it is simple. The fourth wall is broken down. MTV has allowed the production and all of that to be on television. Personally I love it, I think that it is way better this way. It shows that this reality show maybe has a little bit more reality than other shows.
Maci – I think it is safe to say that since the first season Maci has been the one to have her head on straight. Everything that she has done was to benefit her son and that hasn’t changed for the past six years. The season starts off with Maci telling everyone that Bentley is now back on the show. Last season she decided that because Farrah came back, Bentley was going to be off the show. This year though, the whole family is on it. That means her new baby girl Jayde was also introduced to the world. For the record Jayde looks exactly like Taylor. It is really insane how much she looks like him.
In the first episode Maci invited Ryan to go to the Mud Run with her and Taylor. He said sure, then when Maci went to drop off Jayde at his parent’s house. Yes, Ryan’s parents are so incredible they agreed to watch Jayde. Anyway, she dropped off Jayde, got Ryan to come out of the house but he just straight up didn’t show up. The team colors were black and purple, he was even wearing black and purple, but he didn’t show up. Now everyone raise your hand if you actually thought that Ryan would be a decent guy and at least tell Maci he wasn’t going, I see no hands.
Basically it was the same shit for Maci in these first two episodes. She is trying to make it work between her and Ryan but he is an asshole and won’t let it work. He didn’t even show up to Bentley’s first day of school but Maci just kept the smile on her face.
At the end of the episode she was contemplating whether or not she would let Bentley continue to go to Jen and Larry’s on the weekend if Ryan wasn’t going to be a father. So I assume this storyline will go on for the rest of the season, and next season, and the season after that.
Amber – Amber has come a very long way from where she once was. Much like the previous season Amber is still trying to gain more custody of Leah but Gary isn’t really budging for that. Other than that I feel like it is the same as usual. She talked about dealing with anxiety, she talks with Matt about whatever it is that they talk about.
Leah is clearly playing both Gary and Amber though, so that is hilarious. She is just saying whatever so she can get what she wants. What a little master mind.
I will say that Amber has a much better temper than she had in the past. Gary was saying things to get under Amber’s skin and she stayed cool and calm, you have to give her credit for that.
Apparently we have some good stuff to look forward to with Amber though, like how her fiance allegedly has seven children scattered through out the United States, so that should be fun to watch.
Catelynn – Since day one Catelynn has been my favorite of the teen mom girls. Her family was awful to her, I mean straight up horrible, but she just kept going through life like it didn’t bother her. Her mom used to call her a bitch every other word, and her dad wasn’t around so she had to deal with Butch, it wasn’t an easy life. At least MTV made it seem to be really bad, even worse after she put her daughter Carly up for adoption.
Now Catelynn and Tyler live in a house with their new baby girl Novalee Reign. All is well in their life. Butch is out of prison and living with them. He also explained to Tyler that he wanted a 200 pound woman so he could “buck” her, which immediately made me vomit. Other than that Butch promised Tyler and his daughter that he wouldn’t break his probation. He also explained that he had been drinking and doing drugs since he was 8. pretty young if you ask me.
The main conflict between Catelynn and Tyler was talking about the bachelor/bachelorette party and how they were going to make it work. Tyler said that he wants tits and ass in his face, whereas Catelynn isn’t very comfortable with that. Understandable. I will say a guy is more likely to cheat at a regular bar than a strip club, but that isn’t the point! If your future wife doesn’t want strippers, you shouldn’t do it.
As the season progresses though it looks like the two have a bit of tension after the wedding. Catelynn is dealing with possibly postpartum depression and Tyler doesn’t feel bad for her.
Farrah– I feel like I should write, Farrah was disrespectful to every family member and person working for the production team and that will cover it. Farrah seriously has the worst attitude I have ever seen on anyone. I mean she is just an asshole. She swears in front of her daughter, she only thinks about herself, and she is really awful to her mom. I understand that Deb may no have been the best parent in the world but holy shit she is just cruel to her.
Last season we met Farrah’s boyfriend Simon and she went on and on about how she kind of loves him but also doesn’t that lasted way too long. It blew up over lunch because she kept talking over him and then said he was a bad influence of Sophia. He then went on to call Sophia “the kid” and Farrah lost her damn mind.
At the end of the episode Farrah was leaving for a month and leaving Sophia with Deborah. She then went on to yell at Deborah about using too much soap or something like that. Who knows why she was yelling honestly. She was just so cruel towards her mom and it made me sad. For some reason I truly feel bad for Deborah, I don’t know why but I would love to just give her a hug because I don’t think Farrah has ever given her one before. Just let her know that not everyone is as crazy as her daughter. Deborah may not be all there, but she doesn’t deserve to be spoken to the way Farrah speaks to her.
Her upcoming storyline is her basically yelling at production, yelling at Sophia, and yelling at Deborah. Not much has changed for her.
So there it is! The little review of the first two episodes! Please feel free to check back every Monday for my full reviews!
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So last Wednesday I went and saw the one and only Britney Spears while I was in Vegas because why wouldn’t I? I mean I grew up on her music, loved her, and tickets were only 75 dollars which wasn’t bad. When I got there I found out I was only about fifteen or so rows from the stage, so I couldn’t complain about that one!
Also if you don’t want to know her set list I would recommend not reading any further.
Just to set the scene once you walk in past security you walk into a large lobby area with two different spots where you can buy your merchandize, but there is a little bit more to this lobby. Through out the lobby there are different items of clothing that Britney had worn through out her career. The one that caught my eye was of course the jacket from the Circus music video, all I can say is that home girl has a really tiny waist, i was thoroughly surprised by that.
Once I was seated and the show had started, she opened up with the one and only “Work Bitch” which quickly turned into “Womanizer” and then she ended her quick three songs with “3” you know the song about the threesome? Yeah that was just the quick opening that got everyone to their feet, and she could do a quick costume change. At this point I was so completely overwhelmed I needed to take a moment to breathe. I mean I was witnessing an absolute national treasure up on stage just dancing and lip syncing all over the place. Yes, surprise Britney lip syncs, yes I hope you read that as sarcastically as I meant it to be read.
When the first few cords of “Everytime” started to play I knew that it was going to be good, then it got better because home girl flew over the audience! Yup, she was in a white dress and flew around the stage like a damn angel! Still love that song since it is about Justin though, can’t go wrong with that. After she got all unhooked she was in a tight black dress singing easily her two biggest hits “Baby One More Time” and “Oops, I Did It Again” one right after the other again bringing the crowd to their feet to sing and dance.
Alright then she came out to sing my absolute favorite song by her which is “Me Against The Music” and she just killed it, she danced on a wall like she did in the music video, can’t go wrong with any of that!
Here is the rest of the set list because the acts are all amazing but it is just too much to talk about, I will ramble for days if I keep on going.
I highly recommend you go and see it, or watch it on YouTube because she still has it. So what if she doesn’t sing, so what if she isn’t as good of a dancer as she once was. I promise you that it is easily one of the most fun you will ever have at a show. Who doesn’t love to scream sing songs from their childhood and go as wild as humanly possible?!
BRITNEY FOR PRESIDENT!!!
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