Austin Mahone Looks Incredible At The Grammy’s

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Well now that Bieber is out for good Austin Mahone has stepped up big time, and he knows it. Tonight this is how he rolled up to the Grammy’s look at him. Look at that big grin, look at how happy he is because he knows, he is aware that he just won the rivalry between him and Bieber. Honestly, I don’t know if there was a rivalry but it is over now!

Look at him with his little pushed back hair, no more shaggy hair for him! He is almost 18, he is a grown ass man! Well almost….In a few months he will be 18, so that is a good thing! I wont feel as creepy whenever I write about him. I now understand the count down when the Olsen twins were turning 18.

He is my absolute favorite cougar bait and guess what, I don’t feel ashamed! He just released that song with Pitbull and now here he is smiling on the Grammy’s red carpet.

I see big things ahead in Austin Mahone’s future, you go Austin Mahone, keep being amazing.

Julia Roberts Looks Like a Fabulous Hostess at the Golden Globes

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So last night during the whole pre-award show red carpet everyone wanted to know one thing, what was Julia Roberts going to wear? Apparently she hasn’t been nominated for anything in a while and she was coming to an awards show, so everyone needed to flip out! The former Queen of America was coming and she had to look amazing. Then she showed up wearing this little outfit that was a fucking mess if I do say so myself.

 I get that Julia is now a mother and probably wants to cover up a bit and stuff but come on, wearing a shirt under a dress? I don’t understand! You don’t need to show your tatas off to the world but at least give some skin. I feel like she belongs in an Amish community in that dress. Obviously all the other girls on the carpet would shun her for wearing such a thing. At first I thought that she would make a fabulous waitress with her big smile and her nice collar shirt. Now I have decided that she is a hostess, not even good enough to be a waitress.

I am just wondering how everyone that was waiting for the big reveal of what the former Queen of American Acting was going to wear then seeing her showing up in that. An astounding “eh” fell over the crowd I am sure of it. Julia Roberts was America’s Sweetheart but obviously no longer. Joan Rivers is going to be so mean to you and I don’t even feel bad about it.

I guess we can just file this under, what the fuck was her stylist thinking?!

J.Law and T.Swift win the Golden Globes red carpet.

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I officially have a new faoviret celebrity friendship and that would be the friendship of Jennifer Lawrence and Taylor Swift. Now I obviously have no idea if these two really hang out or not but they are two people I am obsessed with. Yes, in my eyes neither can really do any wrong. Just two blonde beauties that frolic through Hollywood without a care and I sit back jealous as fuck because I want to be friends with them.

Last night this picture made the internet explode when Ryan Seacrest posted this on his Instagram. J.Law was just floored by the beauty of Taylor Swift and couldn’t help but lunge herself at the star. Well not really. Jennifer stood off to the side until Taylor was done then stepped in to talk to her. Hell she even joked that shew anted to push Taylor down the stairs and Taylor said that she could have done it. I mean Taylor Swift wants Jennifer Lawrence to push her down the fucking stairs, how perfect is that?

These two are perfect and I hope that we get to know more about their friendship. Taylor should write a song about their friendship so we can all feel like we are a part of it. Plus I am much more accepting of this friendship rather than T.Swift and that 14 year old Hailee thing, that is just awkward for everyone involved. Taylor I am proud of you making friends your own age.

Taylor Swift crushes the AMA carpet

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Let’s be real, this is T.Swifts sexiest look ever right? Golden sandal heels, legs for days, messy sex hair, and a short ass dress. This is one of the first times she decided not to wear a fucking prom dress to an award show and she made the right decision. My theory is that she knew that Harry Styles and Kendall would be there so she needed to vamp it up.

Brava T.Swift, you won the competition. With those legs for days, that light make up, and crazy sex hair you won this war.

There is nothing she does better than revenge or apparently fashion.

Kim and Khloe 2.0

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I am not even going to say I feel bad about this post because Kris Jenner knows exactly what she is doing. She pimping out one of her younger children while the other one suffers. Even watching the interview with these too mini Khloe just wanted to speak but no, Kim 2.0 commanded the interview. I just don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with these two. I mean they are just the poor mans version of their older sisters right? No sex tapes though which makes them so much more boring.

Anyway I am thinking that Kendall will be the one with the sex tape since she is already showing her tiny titties. Kylie will just have to learn to be funny like Khloe because that is the only way anyone will like her.

Catching Fire: Red Carpet Review.

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Now by a red carpet review I simply mean this one photo that this cast has taken since the first red carpet event for the Hunger Games. This picture infuriates me for many reasons. Number one, Josh Hutcherson’s height. Now people can say that it is cute that he is little but guess what, it isn’t, not when the rest of the leads are 5’9 and taller. Picking a leading man who is shorter than the leading lady is never a smart move, even if he does fit the role. Anyway, I also hate that it is always in this order, Tallest to shortest, why not the other way around? Or put baby Josh Hutcherson in the middle? I know that this post is pretty pointless but it bothers me. I will post my favorite picture though just for your viewing pleasure. It isn’t from a red carpet but rather an awards show.

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