Naya Rivera Is Expecting With Husband Ryan Dorsey!

Well looks like everyone who assumed she got married to piss Big Sean off can take a step back and shut their mouths. Naya is having a little baby! Look at how cute that is. I personally like Naya Rivera, I know that a lot of people don’t but I think she is beautiful, has a great voice, and can kind of act. Kind of because I haven’t watched Glee in years but I remember liking her back in the day on that show.

She is announce that she was pregnant on the same day that Big Sean’s album was dropping, which is odd. Just like how she got married the same day that her and Big Sean were supposed to be married. I must say, that is a bit sketchy Naya. Big Sean is at the top of his game right now so I don’t think that doing shit like that would really take any eyes off of him.

No matter what the case is though, congrats to Naya and her husband Ryan! I am sure you will have a beautiful little baby!

Nick & Vanessa Lachey Announce They Are Expecting A Second Child!

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So ultimate DILF Nick Lachey and his gorgeous wife former TRL host Vanessa Lachey recently announced that they are adding to their already adorable family. Listen to me, I have loved this couple since it started. When they broke up for that little bit it broke my heart, I was very invested in them but now, they are married with a son and a daughter on the way.

In case you don’t cyber stalk Nick Lachey on Twitter he posted an adorable photo revealing a message that his wife is expecting, and that they are expecting a baby girl.

It is a surprise that they didn’t reveal the news earlier since they both love the spotlight and the attention. You can say I am wrong, but you know I am right, no doubt about it. It is nice that they kept it to themselves at least for a little while.

Anyway, if you didn’t see the picture Mr.Lacey posted here it is!

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Congrats to the happy family and there is no doubt in my mind that your second child will be just as genetically blessed as your first one!

Eva Mendes Is Pregnant With Ryan Gosling’s Baby!

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Now this is something that I didn’t see coming. I honestly thought that these two broke up in 2013, well looks like I was wrong! I think that the world may implode though since every woman other than me wants Ryan Gosling to impregnate them. Women of the world think he is some kind of prophet and beautiful man that needs to love them all. Eva Mendes the feisty Latina won though.

Oh I forgot to mention how far along Eva is in her pregnancy, are you ready? Take a breath. She is seven months along which means in a short two months Ryan Gosling will be a certified DILF and Eva will become a certified MILF!

My biggest question about this whole thing is how did they hide it? I mean everyone is always on the look out for Ryan Gosling. Did they move into a remote part of Montana where there are no movies or something Then again Ryan isn’t the pregnant one so it would be easier for Eva to hide since not many people know who she is.

Anyway congrats to the happy couple and may they have a healthy baby boy or girl! Also big props to them for being able to hide this pregnancy for a solid seven months.

Did TMZ Intentionally Throw Shade at Jersey Shore Star J-WOWW?

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Now when I first saw this I thought to myself, TMZ dun fucked up! Then I thought about it a little bit more and realized, oh they meant to do that. I mean J-WOWW clearly has a completely new face and the baby weight probably isn’t helping much. That is just fucked up though, right? I mean, let J-WOWW be! She looks better than Lil’ Kim that is for sure.

What do you think about this shade? Shame on TMZ or J-WOWW should have expected it?

Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Are Expecting!

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According to E! news the most perfect couple in the world just got a little more perfect. It looks like Jackie and Kelso are going to have a little bundle of joy in a few months. Truthfully I don’t know how legit this is because their reps haven’t said anything just yet but it seems real, right? For months people have been saying that Mila was pregnant and that they wanted to start a family so it would make sense, right?

This is just the perfect little love story. Ashton was actually Mila’s first kiss ever, which could make anyone swoon, right? Little love story that has been in the making for over a decade now.

Can we imagine how Demi Moore is reacting to this news? She is probably sitting by the pool pouring herself another mimosa as she gets injected with more botox and watches her pool boy clean while he is only wearing a speedo.

Congrats to the happy couple! You two will have an incredible little baby that will be beautiful.

Oh Goodie Ciara is Pregnant!

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Ciara is a celebrity I actually always genuinely felt bad for because when she first started out as a singer everyone said that she was a man, not cool! Ciara is fucking fabulous and I mean she came out with hits like ‘Oh’, ‘Goodies’, and ‘1,2 Step’ so all you haters can shut the fuck up!

It is pretty cool that Ciara is pregnant not that it effects my life at all. I don’t think it will change anything in the history of celebrity either. I think her fiancee is one of the worst rappers of all time too.

Congrats to the happy couple though and may your child have Ciara’s looks and talent!

Kelly Clarkson’s baby will be American royalty.

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Kelly Clarkson being pregnant is great news for everyone. Reba McEntire is going to be a grandmother and the world will have a baby idol. Yes, a baby idol. Clarkson is the queen of everything that is American Idol considering she was the first one 13 or so years ago. She was crowned American Idol and everyone loved her, other than Clive Davis. If you don’t know about her hilarious feud with the old man you should Google that shit right this instant. I have always had a soft spot for the singer ever since I knew she hated that old creepy man. I loved when she got skinny, then fat, and now healthy. You go Kelly Clarkson, go eat all the food you want as long as you keep singing beautifully I dont care how big you get!