Renee Zellweger Is Glad We Noticed Her New Face!

Renee Zellweger, Then and Now

You know I was never really a huge fan of Renee Zellweger until this very moment. She steps out with a completely new face and doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks about it. I mean I wonder what made her want to do this though, maybe she was trying to get different offers for movies? She was in “Chicago” which was a huge movie, so I don’t know why she would really want to stray from her signature look. Also those Bridget Jones Diary movies were also out of this world popular with people.

Renee took to Twitter to talk about her new look and she is pretty pleased with it, so it seems at least. Then again who wouldn’t be pleased to be back in the media. This is actually a brilliant idea by her to get her face out there, new face of course.

Anyway, this is what she had to say about it.

“I’m glad folks think I look different! I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows,” says Zellweger, who last appeared in 2010’s My Own Love Song. Though she thinks discussions about her appearance are “silly,” she tells People, “It seems the folks who come digging around for some nefarious truth which doesn’t exist won’t get off my porch until I answer the door.”

“My friends say that I look peaceful. I am healthy,” she says. “For a long time I wasn’t doing such a good job with that. I took on a schedule that is not realistically sustainable and didn’t allow for taking care of myself. Rather than stopping to recalibrate, I kept running until I was depleted and made bad choices about how to conceal the exhaustion. I was aware of the chaos and finally chose different things.” (source: http://www.eonline.com/news/590664/renee-zellweger-explains-why-her-face-looks-different-people-don-t-know-me-in-my-40s).

Hey if she is happy with her new look then whatever! More props to her! You go girl, keep on rocking that new face with pride!

Rapper Lil Kim Gives Birth To Healthy Baby Girl!

ImageToday the 39 year old former rapper and sex symbol, current plastic surgery queen gave birth to her first child. Now I am going to be nice this post, I swear it. Well maybe I won’t be. I just wonder if the little girl will look like Lil Kim used to look which was beautiful! Go ahead and google how this woman used to look, she was the sexiest woman in rap at one time now she looks like half of her face melted.

Anyway! Kim named her daughter Royal Reign, was a bad ass name. I mean can you picture her just sitting there thinking about this and then saying it out loud. It just rolls off the tongue. Royal Reign, that is one bad ass name. No one will fuck with her because she is royalty and you will be banished from the playground!

She is clearly already prepping her daughter for a future rap career with a name like that and I am completely behind it! I am ready for Royal Reign to drop her first number one.

Honestly though, congrats to Lil’ Kim and her healthy baby girl!

What Is Happening To Kim Kardashian’s Face?

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No that is not a picture of an alien from Men In Black, that is Kim Kardashian. Well, she looks absolutely terrifying and I am going to have nightmares about this. According to Kim Kardashian she has never had plastic surgery but really? Really?!

This picture makes her look like an alien and I don’t know how I feel about this. When Kim first started out she was really beautiful because she looked different. She wasn’t bleach blonde or anything like that, she has an exotic look to her. Now she just looks more than exotic, she looks out of this damn universe and not in a good way.

You know, I wonder if the whole Kardashian/Jenner clan all go to the same plastic surgeon. It is clear that both Kris and Kim go to the same one. Maybe Bruce is trying to look like them so he is going to hang out with that plastic surgeon as well.

For fun I Googled Kim Kardashian 2006, just to see how much that changed.

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Nope, no plastic surgery here, she looks the exact same. I hope guys read that in sarcasm.

Kim Kardashian stop the madness and leave your face alone!

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What Is Going On With Bruce Jenner?

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So let’s be real right now, what in the actual fuck is going on with Bruce Jenner? There are tons of rumors swirling around the internet right now and I am as curious as the next person. Bruce recently went under the knife and got his Adam’s apple shaved down so it is not loner noticeable. According to a plastic surgeon that is sometimes the first step to doing a full on sex change. Am I saying that is why he did it? No. I am just saying considering all the other rumors, it is interesting.

Can we talk about how his nose looks like it got done too? It looks like him and Kris are going to the same plastic surgeon right now. Look at that ombre hair too. He is taking after Kylie and Khloe right now. He probably thought that they looked so fab he wanted to look as fab as them! According to TMZ he also has been growing his nails out for some odd reason, maybe he wants to look like a crazy bag lady?

So what do you think is going on right now with Bruce? Is he just going through a midlife crisis or does he want to be a woman? I really have no idea. I mean obviously he realized that girls had more fun living with all those crazy Kardashian women for such a long time.

It is all just very odd considering he just likes to play golf and play with his helicopters. His hair is fab though, right? Can’t go wrong with some ombre!