Did Patrick Schwarzenegger Really Cheat On Miley Cyrus?

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So this picture was posted on TMZ, and apparently it was taken when good ol Patrick Schwarzy went down to Cabo and partied for spring break. That is where this picture was taken, stupid Patrick.

Now, Patrick did go on the defense and say that the girl in this photo is one of his best girlfriends, let’s be real. Let’s just sit here for a second and look at this picture. Sure his body posture is a bit stiff, but her posture is all about him. That drunk loving gaze that usually happens just before the house lights turn on at a bar. That is the look she is throwing his way.

Poor little Miley, she got cheated on by Liam, now Patrick. It just doesn’t make sense. Miley is fucking amazing, stop cheating on her! Or stop allegedly cheating on her, let me put it that way.

Take a look at these pictures and let me know what you think!

What’s a body shot between friends, right?

So there are the pictures all courtesy of TMZ. I will say that she looks more into than he does, but I guess we will never know. Again, Patrick has tweeted that he didn’t cheat and that he would never do anything to hurt Miley. It all just looks a little bit suspicious to me.

Miley Cyrus & Patrick Schwarzenegger Look Incredible at Clive Davis’ Pre-Grammys Party

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I genuinely love this couple and I don’t care who knows it! I feel like he is one of those all American looking guys who fell for the all American crazy chick. Well I don’t think that Miley is even all that crazy, that is my theory. It is all an act she puts for the public but behind closed doors she just likes to smoke weed, hang out with her dogs, and hang out with handsome men, mostly Patrick now a days.

This couple has been going strong for the past few months now and I am telling you that they are going to last, for a while at least. Maybe not for too long, but they will be something for some time! Yup, you just wait and see!

Seriously though, I love that Miley is growing her hair back. I had such hair envy when she had it before, like in the Party In The USA video, that shit was tight. As for Patrick, you keep being handsome because you suck at acting, just keep being a model and Miley’s arm candy.

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Patrick Schwarzenegger & Miley Cyrus Are Hollywood’s Hottest New Couple!

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Well, well if snapping a picture while making out with someone isn’t the sign that you two are officially a couple, then I don’t know what else you could call it! This weekend Patrick took Miley to a USC Trojans game, which was where he attended colleges, and they made out for all the world to see. Now rumors have been going for a while about these two but I think that this show of affection kind of proves that they are a couple. Well at least that they are together in some respect.

I read some comments of what people had to say, and most said things like how random the couple is. Let’s be real. Miley Cyrus loves to be raunchy on stage, hump things on stage, and post weird Instagram pictures but her taste in men is tall, blonde, and handsome. If you think I am wrong let’s take a look back on her past relationships. Liam Hemsworth, what was he? Tall, blonde, and handsome. Then there was that quick little thing with Kellan Lutz, again, tall, blonde, and handsome. Now let’s look at Patrick, oh and again, tall, blonde, and handsome. Yup, Miley likes her men to look all American that is for sure.

I guess this means that Miley is technically dating someone from the Kennedy dynasty, right? I mean can you imagine Miley at their family compound in Hyannis Port ? Just twerking while the ghost of JFK shakes his head. Or maybe he would approve since we all know the Kennedy’s weren’t exactly the most modest family in the world.

Anyway, I am about this couple! How sweet is it that back in 2009 Patrick said he had a crush on Miley too, the guy gets the girl.

PS: I would love it if at some point she sings ‘Party In The USA’ with him in the background, because America!