Kim K is a good mother and wants everyone to know it!

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After someone called Kim K an absentee mother she had this to say.

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Now I must laugh when I read this because it seems like this guy really struck a nerve with Kim. I must ask though, why did she say that she doesn’t tweet her every move? I feel like it is her job to instagram and tweet every single thing she does. Also when the baby goes to sleep she allowed to go out and work? So during all of Kanye’s shows this baby is fast asleep? I hope that she isn’t leaving little North in a crib all alone! Kim your first public picture with her a nanny was carrying your child which isn’t a good look.

Honestly I feel bad for little North West, I understand she is already richer than I will ever be but at least my parents aren’t egotistical maniacs. Right now Kanye is literally losing his shit calling Kim K the next Marilyn Monroe and telling people their love should make them believe in love. I am worried Yeezus is sipping on that Tiger Blood that Charlie Sheen has been drinking.

Kim, it looks like this tweeter really upset you, maybe because it is true? You don’t need to watch Yeezus wear a mask and scream every single night. Also don’t say you aren’t constantly tweeting because that is just a lie.

Jada Pinkett Smith, stop it right now!

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I have a question. Why the fuck did Will Smith need to marry this woman and have terrible off spring with her? I can’t fucking stand Jada and I don’t even really know who she is. I know that she married my main man Will and they had a few kids. Now her children, that is for a different post, I can’t stand them but Jada, look at yourself. There is no way that you actually think this hairstyle his flattering right? I mean there have been reports of Will cheating on you and you step out looking like this? I wouldn’t blame him for sleeping with someone else, you look terrifying. Stop trying to have the same haircut as your daughter!

Jada honestly though, look in the mirror, look at your choices, look at your hair. Take a deep breath and just cry. I am sure you are going through emotions since your kids are annoying as shit and your husband is possibly cheating. It will all be okay.

Honestly though isn’t she just like the mom in Mean Girls? “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” no, no you are not.