Harry Styles Shows Off His Best ASSests

ImageHarry Styles was caught going wild in a bush the other day somewhere in Hollywood, I am going to assume it was in LA but I don’t know! So while Bieber is off in Panama apparently being tamed in Panama, LA needed some kind of young Hollywood star to get as wild and crazy, this is more tamed though. No drag racing or anything like that, just public indecency because he needs to take a leak, that is all. Nothing to see here, nothing to see here!

Harry Styles seriously seems like one of the most fun guys in Hollywood, definitely the best out of all the other boring One Direction people! That is all that I can say. Everyone else in that group just seems so damn boring. Here is Harry Styles though going around, breaking Taylor Swift’s heart and now he is dating the hot Jenner daughter. He is just living live and giving no fucks!

Now if Bieber did this I understand it would be like a major issue but Harry Styles is likeable, he is like a little puppy! He is just so excited about living his life. He isn’t about sipping sizzurp and egging people’s houses. Harry Styles goes around and gives food to paparazzi…It is true, he did it!

Anyway, keep being yourself Harry Styles, I like you. You broke T.Swift;s heart and I still like you, can you believe that?

Harry and Kendall Probably Ski Like Snow Bunnies!

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This romance is mirroring the whole Harry Styles and Taylor Swift epic mess of a romance, don’t you think? I mean they spend time in New York together, then spend time together at The X-Factor, now they are skiing again? I don’t know man, if you ask me I am thinking that this is how Harry Styles courts his ladies!

While the Kardashian brood were skiing in Utah, Kendall stayed behind and went skiing with good ol Harry Styles in California. Now I don’t know much about skiing other than that it is fucking cold. These two are oddly growing on me though even though I know within probably three weeks I will be writing about their break up. They both have long limbs and are brunette. Cute together I guess even though I still can’t get past the whole Kardashian thing.

May these two last for as long as they need to last though. Let us hope they wont become another Justin and Selena tangled mess.

Kendall Jenner only wants 1D

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It looks like Kendall Jenner is taking a play out of Kim Kardashian’s playbook and sleeping her way to the top. Kim started off with Ray-J though so that is more like she was sleeping her way to the middle. Kendall is going straight to the top with this whole Harry Styles thing she has going on. They were first spotted a few weeks ago going on a date before the American Music Awards and I didn’t think anything of it. Harry just wanted to put his 1D somewhere and found Kendall Jenner. Now she is in New York with him and everyone is losing their shit. Kris Jenner is probably the first to lose her shit, just imaging how much money this could make her family.

As always though I have a theory. This is where Harry brings girls he is dating to ruin them. Remember how literally a year ago he was there with T.Swift? That didn’t work out too well for the two of them. Harry is probably bringing her to New York seeing if she is a down ass chick and if she is well then he may keep her around.

I honestly thought that One Direction was supposed to be a down to earth and cool boyband, that is how they promote themselves at least. Breakign T.Swift’s heart then dating someone of the Kardashian/Jenner clan is not down to earth. I think that it is time they stop pretending because fame got to them. It at least got to one of the members. Simon Cowell bring him back in before he turned into Bieber!

Taylor Swift crushes the AMA carpet

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Let’s be real, this is T.Swifts sexiest look ever right? Golden sandal heels, legs for days, messy sex hair, and a short ass dress. This is one of the first times she decided not to wear a fucking prom dress to an award show and she made the right decision. My theory is that she knew that Harry Styles and Kendall would be there so she needed to vamp it up.

Brava T.Swift, you won the competition. With those legs for days, that light make up, and crazy sex hair you won this war.

There is nothing she does better than revenge or apparently fashion.

Is Harry Styles good looking?

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This is the question that I have been trying to figure out the answer to since he dated the one and only T.Swift. Is Harry Styles actually good looking? He is eerily similar to Mic Jagger so we all know that poor Harry isn’t going to age well. I am just trying to figure out why it seems like so many women in Hollywood want him. I am thinking it is because he is the obvious leader of the boyband. See in Backstreet Boys it was Nick Carter, he wasn’t the voice of the band or anything but he was who all the girls like. Then with NSYNC it was Justin Timberlake because yet again he didn’t have the best voice in the band but he was young and cute. I am thinking it is the same thing with Harry. He isn’t that good looking, he has dimples, that is about it. Some how though he has been able to sneak his way into the Jenner family for a night with Kendall Tits McGee Jenner.

So tonight on the AMAs I will watch and try to figure out if I find him attractive yet again. Judging by all the pictures I googled I will go with no. Maybe when I hear his English accent my thoughts will change though.

Haylor 2.0?

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So there are so new reports that Taylor Swift and Harry Styles are possibly back on, I don’t believe it for a second but these “sources” are sure of it. There are also websites reporting that Taylor would never give Harry another shot which would be a wise move on her part. T.Swift bad mouthed him up and down and would look like an absolute chump if she got back with him. That would be like if she went back to dating Joe Jonas.

These two has a whirlwind like 3 month romance last year and it ended up the saddest picture of all time. They were apparently in the Virgin Islands and there is just a picture of T.Swift leaving all alone, how sad. Just makes a fan want to cry.

According these “sources” though T.Swift wants to move to England and wants Harry to help find her an apartment. Harry apparently sexts her nonstop too which is hilarious. I honestly think that Harry can get anyone he wants and considering he just got photographed with Kendall “Look at my tits” Jenner I don’t think he is thinking about the tall blonde who is known for writing about her terrible break ups. Apparently though Harry wrote some song about T.Swift and wants her back.

I don’t believe any of it but I figured it was worth writing about. If it is true, T.Swift look at this picture and just remember how sad you were.

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Best Boy Bands of All Time

So today in the celebrity world it is is slow for now at least. I haven’t seen anything that has really caught my eye to write about. Kanye West was at Harvard, cool. Other than that it has been a slow day. So I decided to take it into my own hands and write about the top boybands of all time. People may complain that Jonas Brother and Hanson aren’t on the list but they aren’t a boy band. They don’t do choreographed dancing or any of that good stuff, so they didn’t make the cut.

10. Westlife- I am aware not many people in America know about these guys but they are pretty great and huge in the rest of the world. Westlife have incredible love songs and amazing voices too. They should be famous over in America but they are too good for us, too proper, that is why they made it at number 10.

09. LFO- May Rich Cronin rest in peace but before he left this world he gave us one of the best songs of all time Summer Girls. Is there any better song to bump when you want a good classic throwback song? They rapped, they sang, they danced, they were hot, they were perfect. They also gave us another great gem that people seem to forget about called Girl On TV which was written about Jennifer Love Hewitt.

08. One Direction- I was a little hesitant to put these guys on the list simply because I am convinced they will be breaking up within two years. In two years Harry Styles will be a solo artist and the rest of the guys will be like Joey, Lance, JC, and Chris, if you don’t get that reference then you are probably too young for this blog. Their songs are catchy though and in reality is that all that you need when you are in a boy band. Catchy songs, good looks, and a loyal band of fans which they have. The Directioners are almost as violent as the Beliebers, almost.

07. O-Town- This band had a very short life but they left us with the song All or Nothing which I will never be able to thank them enough for giving us. This was the original making the band, band and they were pretty good. Ashley Parker Angel was perfect and so was Jacob, then he got dreads and 13 year girls didn’t know how to handle it. They also sang about Liquid Dreams which is creepy and genius but still creepy since most of their crowd was in the young teens. Thanks O-Town and feel free to make a comeback at any time.

06. 98 Degrees- Thank the pop Gods for 98 Degrees, a four man boy band with three good looking guys. Jeff, Nick, and Drew were absolute perfection in their firemen outfits. Justin could go though, he wasn’t necessary at all but every group needs a black sheep right? Although this band tried to make a comeback I don’t think that they will ever fully come back. I just want to take a moment for the music video Hardest Thing. If you don’t remember it, I suggest you YouTube that video right this second.

05. Boyz 2 Men- I must put them in the top five because they influenced most of the boy bands that I grew up loving so much. They are also absolutely bad ass with their songs. End of the Road? Come on that song is straight fire. Then the ultimate baby making song, I’ll Make Love to You. These guys were just fire back in the 90’s and their music is still relevant to this day. I know the next thing you will do is pop in that cassette of I’ll Make Love to You and sing your hear out. You’re welcome for reminding you of great music.

04. NKOTB- These five bad boys from Boston made it possible for bands like Backstreet boys and NSYNC to become who they were. Joey, Danny, Jordan, Chris, and of course the baddest of them all Donny ruled music for a while. Of course after having hit after hit they decided to berak up and try solo careers, well Jordan and Joey did, but now they are back together and still touring. Let’s be real we are all still trying to do the dance from The Right Stuff.

03. Jackson 5- They have to make it into the top 3 simply because of a young Michael Jackson. This is what MJ who was and launched him into super stardom. Of course they were managed by his asshole of a father but that isn’t the point. The Jackson 5 brought us the King of Pop and for that we should be forever thankful.

02. NSYNC- Putting NSYNC at number 2 was easily one of the easiest choices of my life. They don’t deserve to be any lower or any higher on this list. NSYNC came otu just after Backstreet Boys and it sparked the boy band war for the ages. You either loved NSYNC or loved Backstreet Boys, no other way to put it. They gave us timeless classics like Bye Bye Bye, Gonna be Me, and Tearin’ Up My Heart, with their frosted tips and over sized clothing they stole the hearts of millions everywhere. This band also was a platform for Justin Timberlake to fly off into super stardom but he refused to recognize it for most of his solo career until recently. Even though the only two people who ever sang were JC and JT it didn’t matter simply because they had Justin Timberlake.

01. Backstreet Boys- These five guys deserve the top spot for a plethora of reasons but I will only name a few. They are celebrating their 20 year mark of being together, they had also sold more albums than any other boy band in the history of boy bands. Those are facts people and facts don’t lie. With the lead vocals being Brian, Nick, and AJ there aren’t any other voices that can compare in the boy band history. With hits like I Want It That Way, Quit Playin Games with my Heart, Larger Than Life, and then their softer side with Incomplete and Show me the meaning of being lonely, there is no way that they don’t deserve this number one spot.

Thank you for reading this list that doesn’t really mean anything and I hope you enjoy it.