The Kardashian Christmas card review.

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This is by far one of the most terrifying things that I have ever seen in my life. This is worse than the photoshopped one last year that they had. I just really do not understand this. Where is Rob? Where is Scott? Where is Kanye? Where is North? I have a lot of questions about this one. If you are looking for Bruce he is the woman frozen in the cashier booth. I just honestly wonder how the fuck they came up with this idea. Look at poor Kylie, she is emotionless because she knows how horrible this is going to look.

No but seriously, where is Rob? Did they realize that the public would realize how photoshopped he was in this so they decided not to add him? I swear this family forgets about the men in their family and that shit just ain’t right!

No but for real I would understand this more if they said it was a circus more like a casino, This card makes me want to vomit. I bet Kim will come out and saw that her body wasn’t photoshopped in here either.

Lamar Odom: From Crack to the Clippers

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The chronicles of of Lamar Odom’s wild summer has been well documented by celebrity websites all over the interweb. TMZ has gotten ever angle of it while Perez Hilton also wrote about Odom’s newest habits. Odom had basically been on a steady downfall since about July and is slowly starting to make his way back uphill. Apparently Odom has a strong chance of signing with the Los Angeles Clippers, which is a success story to everyone right? From crackhead to the Clippers, what a Cinderella story for the ages! Truth be told he was the only one I ever liked on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. He seemed to be the most normal and after a serious drug problem you know he was the most normal. Hell I would be doing drugs if Kris Jenner was my mother in law too. Anyway, I do hope that Odom can get himself cleaned up and go back to basketball. Just remember kids, crack is whack.