Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Have Officially Named Their Son………

I was ready for them to name this child Messiah, but Saint is a close second, right? They named their son Saint. Saint West. Their child is named Saint. Their other child is named North. Kim and Kanye have two children named North and Saint. I just want to clear that up for everyone.

I guess every Yeezus needs a Saint. Talk about God complex though, right?

How do you feel about this name, I feel, I hate it. These two already think they are basically Gods of some sort, so they need to have a child named Saint. When in reality they are two of the biggest sinners in the world, see what I did there?

Good luck Saint, good luck.

Tell me what you think of this name @WilliKilliams or at Celebrities Are Tragic.

Is North West The Coolest Celebrity Kid Ever?

So back when Kim was pregnant with North West I was preparing myself for another Suri Cruise fiasco that happened back in the day. Now it wasn’t Suri’s fault that she had a bad rap, people just didn’t like her father. Now for North West she has it on both sides, there are many people that are haters when it comes to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Honestly, I am not a fan of either of them. I think that Kanye makes incredible music but his personality needs a little bit of work, and Kim well, just admit you became a business woman by leaking your own sex tape.

Recently little North West has been spotted all around Paris at different fashion shows looking fly as hell so I googled North West because I was curious how many appearances she has done in her solid, what? Six months of living? Maybe she is like a year? I really don’t know. I did realize something though. Home girl is cool as hell. She wears awesome outfits and she is always mean mugging the paparazzi. Her little attitude has made her a quick favorite of mine in the baby celebrity category. I mean Kingston Rossdale is cool and all but North is just dripping in attitude at one, so she wins.

To prove how awesome she is, here as some of the best pictures of her being 100 percent done with the paparazzi. Probably just wanting a nap, some food, and maybe some nursery raps from her dad.

“Mom who the fuck are these guys?”

“What the fuck mom, let me live my life! Fuck shoes!”

“You! Outta my way peasant!”

“Fuck you say?’

Just a few of my favorite pictures of North West shooting some attitude towards some paparazzi. North you are going to run the world, I know it. One day it’ll be between you and Blue Ivy, like how it used to be Kim against Paris. You will come out the winner. Money is on North for the crown for sure!

Blue did have some bad ass dance moves at the VMAs though so it’s tough to truly judge, give it another year and I will let you know

The Kardashian Christmas card review.

This is by far one of the most terrifying things that I have ever seen in my life. This is worse than the photoshopped one last year that they had. I just really do not understand this. Where is Rob? Where is Scott? Where is Kanye? Where is North? I have a lot of questions about this one. If you are looking for Bruce he is the woman frozen in the cashier booth. I just honestly wonder how the fuck they came up with this idea. Look at poor Kylie, she is emotionless because she knows how horrible this is going to look.

No but seriously, where is Rob? Did they realize that the public would realize how photoshopped he was in this so they decided not to add him? I swear this family forgets about the men in their family and that shit just ain’t right!

No but for real I would understand this more if they said it was a circus more like a casino, This card makes me want to vomit. I bet Kim will come out and saw that her body wasn’t photoshopped in here either.

Kim K is a good mother and wants everyone to know it!

After someone called Kim K an absentee mother she had this to say.

Now I must laugh when I read this because it seems like this guy really struck a nerve with Kim. I must ask though, why did she say that she doesn’t tweet her every move? I feel like it is her job to instagram and tweet every single thing she does. Also when the baby goes to sleep she allowed to go out and work? So during all of Kanye’s shows this baby is fast asleep? I hope that she isn’t leaving little North in a crib all alone! Kim your first public picture with her a nanny was carrying your child which isn’t a good look.

Honestly I feel bad for little North West, I understand she is already richer than I will ever be but at least my parents aren’t egotistical maniacs. Right now Kanye is literally losing his shit calling Kim K the next Marilyn Monroe and telling people their love should make them believe in love. I am worried Yeezus is sipping on that Tiger Blood that Charlie Sheen has been drinking.

Kim, it looks like this tweeter really upset you, maybe because it is true? You don’t need to watch Yeezus wear a mask and scream every single night. Also don’t say you aren’t constantly tweeting because that is just a lie.