Man Crush Monday: Tom Brady

So usually I try and steer clear of athletes when it comes to my man crush Mondays simply because I don’t really care about them. I mean I had that hot UFC fighter a few weeks ago but this week, it must be Tom Brady. I mean how can you go wrong with this hottie? Personally I am a big football fan, it is the one sport that I will sit and watch the full game of. They all look so good running around in those little tight pants. Patriots are my favorite team simply because of my location, oh and because they are the best team in the league! Tom Brady? No one is finer than him, except Julian Edelman.

Let’s put it this way, if looks were the reason why football teams won their games, the Patriots would be undefeated every single year due to their quarter back. Handsome Tom, how can you not love it? Sure he started dating someone else while his ex girlfriend was pregnant but hey, he is an athlete, that is what they do!

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the scruff, appreciate the jawline, and those green eyes? Making me swoon over here! Of course Tom has had his fashion hiccups here and there but no one cares because he is married to a super model and he has won three super bowls!

Let’s go Patriots and I hope you are all ready for the football season to start up!

Patriots May Have Lost but Tom Brady Won!


So last night most people are aware that the Denver Broncos straight up beat the New England Patriots, it was a Manning verse Brady big game and Manning won. Manning only won the game though because this is how Brady looked when he rolled up to the game. Style and class are the two words that come to my mind. Peyton Manning may be the better quarter back but what does he have to show for it? One ring and he owns about a dozen Papa John’s? Yeah, right, real winner right there.

Tom Brady is easily the best looking athlete in the world, well that is if David Beckham is no longer playing soccer. I mean no one beats David Beckham, so Brady is probably in the top 5 best looking athletes of all time.

I just think that in their every day lives Brady wins over Manning every single time. Brady is married to the highest paying super model of all time, he has not one but two baby momma’s (balling), he dresses however the fuck he wants and doesn’t care about it.

Tom Brady wins at life, sorry that the Patriots lost but Tom Brady is always a winner.

Also this is why I don’t write about sports, simply because I choose who I like on the way that they are dressed and such.

The Brady Bunch is Better Looking Than You


There comes a time when a family comes into the picture that gives you hope. You seem them trecking through a foot of snow and they are just having fun! They are all holding hands, or sharing a purse. Well in this case, it is the Brady family. Do you remember when Giselle and Tom first got together? How everyone was mad because his ex-girlfriend was giving birth while Brady and Buchen got married? Well it wasn’t exactly like that but they weren’t far apart. Anyway, everyone said that they would never make it! Now look at them!

Looking at this picture also makes me kind of sick. I look and think, I will never be a billionaire supermodel with a hot football husband and a gorgeous kid. Nope. I will also never look that good walking through snow and you want to know why? Fuck snow, that is why. I will never look so happy to be walking through snow as Giselle is. There was a fucking foot of snow in Boston over the weekend, ain’t no thang for the Brady clan though.

There is a part of me that wonders if there is a big language barrier and it makes me laugh. Can you imagine Tom Brady in Brazil trying to communicate with them? He is like the all American boy, so California it hurts.

Anyway, appreciate this family and dream that one day you might be them…but you won’t be, so you can cry now.