Usher Posts Nearly Naked Picture

Have mercy! That is all that I can say about this photo. Oh my God. Usher! This morning I was casually scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and this photo popped up. My jaw hit the ground.

Usher. Usher is only getting better with age and I am so in love with this photo. Obviously Usher has been super hot since the 90’s but I feel like he has never stripped down this much. I mean, he has always shown off his abs, arms, but this? This is just, wow.

God bless Usher and thank you for sharing this photo.

I need a moment.

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Justin Bieber Posts Nearly Naked Selfie

ImageI have one word for this photo, aggressive. I feel like this is a picture from a low quality porn, maybe a sex tape. I just, I don’t like it what so ever. Of course there will be Beliebers yelling about how this is the greatest picture of all time but come on. Let’s be honest it isn’t. If saw Usher posted this picture, it would be a different story.

A few moments after this picture was taken his old girlfriend Chantel Jeffries posted a picture of them laying down in bed together. If you don’t remember Chantel was in the car right alongside Bieber when he got arrested in Miami. Very peculiar if you ask me.

Maybe he just wanted everyone to see from the point of view that Chantel and Selena have seen him from. Yeah I went there!

I just think this picture is weird and generally creeps me out. Maybe it is because I don’t seem him as a 20 year old man, I see him as a 15 year old kid still. Even though I am not a fan, Beliebers have fun with this picture. If you are under the age of 16 though, cover your eyes and move on.

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Rihanna Puts Those Baby Bump Rumors To Rest

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So over the weekend there have been rumors flying around that Rihanna was pregnant and she didn’t know who the dad was. She wasn’t sure if it was Drake or if it was Chris Brown. Now naturally I never though that she was pregnant because Rihanna isn’t like that. Sure she is a freak but I believe when she wants to be a mom, she will be a great one. Am I thinking too highly?

How does Rihanna react to these pregnancy rumors? She poses naked on a balcony and takes pictures! She didn’t even acknowledge any of these rumors either. What a bad bitch, she is ultimate bad bitch of music. People can say that it is Beyonce but she doesn’t hold a candle to Ri.

Face down, ass up, no other way to let the world know, hey, I am not pregnant! You go girl!

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Rihanna Can’t Keep Her Clothes On

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If you follow Rihanna on Twitter or Instagram you will realize how much this woman hates clothing! She thinks clothes are lame and she feels as though being naked is no big deal. Truthfully being naked is beautiful, being comfortable in your own skin is incredible but in American it is frowned upon. Good thing Rihanna is living it up in Brazil! Naked for days! She doesn’t give two fucks who sees it either, just celebrating her killer body.

Brazil seems to be the spot where celebrities get real wild though right? Bieber and his orgies, Rihanna and having no clothing. I need to go to Brazil!

Rihanna is starting to become that famous person who doesn’t even need to sing to stay relevant. I mean she hasn’t come out with a new album in a while and her last album in my humble opinion sucked. Maybe she is just trying to absorb any kind of inspiration through every pore in her body, so she needs to be naked? Yeah. I will go with that.

Anyway here are some more nearly naked pictures to celebrate Rihanna’s banging body.

ImageTruthfully though if I had a body like that and a cool Caribbean accent I would never wear clothing, ever!

Kendall Jenner is following in Kim K’s footsteps

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It was really only a matter of time before the two youngest of the Jenner/Kardashian clan started to show off their bodies right? By bodies I of course mean boobs and such. Kendall has been 18 for all of 2 seconds so of course she is going to post a picture of her nipples on Instagram. More power to you Kendall, you are just trying to remind people that there is a new generation of hoe and they better respect that! Honestly though Miley Cyrus would be getting so much shit for posting a picture like this. Right now people are like well Kendall is 18 and just showing that she is an adult, well okay people.

I am just waiting for the next Kardashian sex tape comes out because you know that it is on its way. Maybe it will be a Khloe and Lamar sex tape, that would be weird to watch, just two giants bumping uglies. I need to know right now who Kendall’s new frenemy is going to be because we need a Kim and Paris 2.0 right this instant.

There is no way this is Kim Kardashian’s body.

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Apparently Yeezus has a new music video where Kim K is supposed to be riding him as he rides a motorcycle. The background is very Not A Girl Not Yet  a Woman circa 2001 but that isnt the point. The point is that there is absolutely no way that this is Kim Kardashian’s body. Now let me say that I think Kim K is a scummy person who relies on Photoshop for everything but she has a nice body, I can give her that. There is just absolutely no way that this is her body, no way. She has curves, she is known for having curves! I honestly didn’t realize that they could make you look skinner in videos either. I can’t wait for Yeezus to have an angry rant about people saying it isn’t her real body. Considering she has always been more curvy there is no way, NO WAY, that this is her. They probably just put her face on the body like they did for Natalie Portman in Black Swan.

I am just going to post a picture Kim K the other night where she is looking curvy and healthy rather than photoshopped and skinny.

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