Nick Jonas Flaunts Off His Abs In New Flaunt Magazine Spread

GOD DAMN NICK JONAS YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY KILLING ME!! Really though, look at this man, puberty hit Nick Jonas like a fucking truck and I mean that the best possible way. People are saying that this is too sexual, I am calling you a moron because he is clearly just redoing the whole Marky Mark pose from back in the day. If you don’t know what that picture is then I suggest you Google that shit right now.

I am starting to really fall in love with Nick Jonas though, like really, really. Look at him. Those muscles, those little brown eyes, little pouty lips, I am all about it. I actually really like his new music too which I wasn’t expecting at all. Maybe people will realize that he is super talented and he is so good looking.

I want to blow up these pictures and have them forever.

Nick Jonas, so hot. Nick Jonas.

Man Crush Monday: Jason Derulo

Is there anyone that is better at summer bangers than Jason Derulo? I feel like he hides out all year then once summer hits, he releases track after track and they just blow up! From ‘Watcha Say’ to ‘Sky’s The Limit’ to ‘Talk Dirty’ he just knows how to make songs sound good. Know what makes me know they are his songs? He sings his damn name in every one of them so I never have to question it! Making it easy for me to look up instead of typing in random lyrics that I hear praying something pops up.

For me personally I feel like I am a much bigger Jason Derulo fan than what is accepted in society. Everyone says he is good and stuff but they don’t say that he is the greatest. This guy stepped up when Chris Brown fell and took his spot! I will say it! Hell this guy broke his back and didn’t give up! He kept up with everything and is now singing and dancing again.He is in the running for being the next Usher, in my opinion of course.

With that voice, those eyes, and muscles how can you go wrong? He can sing that ‘Will You Marry Me’ song all day and I will always say yes. Jordin Sparks you are a lucky lady, that is all I can say!

Can’t wait for more songs to be released through out the summer. Wiggle, wiggle and don’t you dare stop Jason!


Justin Bieber Posts Nearly Naked Selfie

ImageI have one word for this photo, aggressive. I feel like this is a picture from a low quality porn, maybe a sex tape. I just, I don’t like it what so ever. Of course there will be Beliebers yelling about how this is the greatest picture of all time but come on. Let’s be honest it isn’t. If saw Usher posted this picture, it would be a different story.

A few moments after this picture was taken his old girlfriend Chantel Jeffries posted a picture of them laying down in bed together. If you don’t remember Chantel was in the car right alongside Bieber when he got arrested in Miami. Very peculiar if you ask me.

Maybe he just wanted everyone to see from the point of view that Chantel and Selena have seen him from. Yeah I went there!

I just think this picture is weird and generally creeps me out. Maybe it is because I don’t seem him as a 20 year old man, I see him as a 15 year old kid still. Even though I am not a fan, Beliebers have fun with this picture. If you are under the age of 16 though, cover your eyes and move on.

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Ryan Phillippe Goes Shirtless And Looks Incredible

ImageIn the words of Uncle Jesse, have mercy! Thank you Just Jared for posting a little blog about how good Ryan Phillippe looks. I feel like people have forgotten about him because he hasn’t been in anything for so long but he is so damn good looking. Back in the day if it was between Ryan Phillippe or Freddie Prinze Jr, I would choose Ryan 100 percent of the time. He had that bad boy thing going for him.

Lok at him now though, he is almost 40, maybe even 40 by now but he is looking incredible. Those muscles, that jawline, those tattoos, still a bad boy but also a DILF.

I just don’t have anything more to say about this, so I will just post some pictures and take a moment for myself.


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Man Crush Monday: Nick Jonas


Happy Man Crush Monday everybody! Our hottie of the week is Nick Jonas! Can you even blame me? Look at this beautiful man!

So for the past few months I have talked about how hot Nick Jonas has become and I am still on that kick. I just don’t understand it! I used to think that he looked like a character out of The Goofy Movie but here he is now! He is all grown up! Now he is training to be in a UFC movie so he is bulking up. I can dig it.

Unlike many teen stars, he actually grew up and became a good looking man, so proud!

Anyway, keep on with the muscles you sexy man!




PS- Is it bad I still can’t name any Jonas Brothers songs? Whatever.

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Kellan Lutz Makes Drinking Water Look Good


So I think that Kellan Lutz is one of the hottest actors out there, he has a gorgeous smile, gorgeous eyes, gorgeous everything. His muscles for days! Can’t so wrong with that. Here is is pictures drinking some water at Coachella, just drinking out of a water bottle. Nothing too special. I am going to say something though, look at those arms. Those fucking tank arms. I love those arms.

I do think that Kellan Lutz is an actor that tries too hard, I think that he would jump into any picture possible if it was possible for him to do so. Kellan Lutz is also one of the only actors that looks good at Coachella. Damn, you are beautiful.

Rita Ora Strips Zac Efron At The MTV Movie Awards


God bless Rita Ora! That is how so many people are feeling right now after Zac Efron won for best shirtless scene. For those of you who don’t know Zac promised that if he was to win the award, he would accept it shirtless. That had to be why he won, right? I mean who would ever put him over Chris Hemsworth, people wanted to see Zac shirtless!

So when Zac went up there he got all shy and went back on his promise. He wasn’t going to take his shirt off so Rita decided to give the crowd what we all wanted. She ripped off Efron’s shirt and the whole world gasped at the same time. Look at how perfect this man is, look at that body. I think he needs to bulk up but then again I think he is perfect. Greek God status right there!

Thank you Rita Ora because we all know Zac wouldn’t actually accept it shirtless. Thank you for ripping that shit right off of his body. You are one of my new favorite people!

Man Crush Monday: Joe Manganiello

ImageSo today I was trying to figure out who the best Man Crush Monday would be, I was thinking maybe Benjamin McKenzie since he played Ryan Atwood and just landed a huge role. He is fucking beautiful but he just didn’t seem right. Then I was scrolling through Twitter and saw this picture that Joe Manganiello posted of himself and I thought. Perfect.

Manganiello is the type of guy who always looks good no matter what. He could have long hair or short hair, he could be wearing a shirt or be shirtless. No matter what, he looked INCREDIBLE! It doesn’t hurt that he is about 6’5″ in a Hollywood world where most actors barely crack 5’9″.

I cannot wait for True Blood to come back so I can have him on my television screen every Sunday again. It doesn’t hurt that he starred on one of my all time favorite shows, One Tree Hill either.

Enjoy your man crush! I hope you like it, if you have any suggestions for next week let me know!



Nick Lachey is still heating it up!


I feel as though every few pages I need to appreciate the Greek God named Nick Lachey, this beautiful man! He is still over 98 degrees of hot even if the band wasn’t the greatest. Anyway, look at this man! This is him hanging out with his wife and son somewhere warm during the holidays. Maybe Mexico? Maybe it was California? Who cares?! Just let him be shirtless!

Now can we appreciate how he is like 39 years old and still looks like this. I understand that he can afford to work out all the time and let me tell you what. I genuinely appreciate this man. It is really too bad his solo career never took off because “What’s Left of Me” is such a classic is isn’t even funny. Plus that is where he met his now wife Vanessa, ugh such a love story!