Madonna & Miley Performing Tonight On MTV!

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So this is the current picture floating around the internet which I assume is a picture from the Miley Unplugged thing happening tonight on MTV or is from their rehearsal. I also think that Madonna is aware there is a new bad bitch in town and she better get on her good side! She is it when Britney started to get older and now here she is with Miley!

Madonna knows how to stay relevant, I have no idea how she does it but she does! Even at the Grammy’s after Queen Latifah married all those people here comes Madonna wearing all white and rocking a fucking came. No fucks given in Madonna’s book! She don’t care! Madonna reminds me of Mr.Burns on The Simpsons, just full of fox blood and incapable of dying.

This picture is pretty much golden though, right? They are both dressed in cowboy outfits and sticking their tongues out, nothing can get better than that right? Either Miley is trying to be like Madonna or Madonna is trying to be like Miley, we will never know! It is pretty clear that Madonna is trying to get a lot of attention right now for a reason right? Do we know the reason? Does she have a new album out right now? No, these are all legit questions.

Anyway, I hope that they make out like Madonna and Britney did, actually no I don’t. I am afraid that with one kiss Madonna will suck out Miley’s youth then only gain more power!

Man Crush Monday: Dylan O’Brien

ImageSo let me give you some stats about Dylan O’Brien, well on stat really, he is on the MTV hit show Teen Wolf. I personally have seen maybe three episodes but he is the standout star of the show. He is pretty much the only one who isn’t a werewolf but he is fucking hilarious. He does weird body movements and like throws himself all around, he is funny.

Dylan O’Brien is going to be one of the celebrities to watch within say the next 3-5 years, he will become something big. He is adorable to look at. He is funny, his timing is just perfect and he seems really down to earth. He just isn’t about that Hollywood life, he has said that before. He also started this whole thing off by making weird videos in his bedroom.

He is Tumblr’s sweetheart which is a pretty big deal because people on that site either really love a celebrity or really hate a celebrity!

Anyway, Dylan is my man crush monday and for good reason. He is adorable, he is 22, and he is almost 6 feet tall.

Enjoy your man candy!

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Janelle Evans is now 21 and pregnant.

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So there are a few conflicting reports about this but it was on E! so I am going to say that right now it is true! The hot mess known as Janelle Evans of Teen Mom 2 fame is expecting another child. Now, Janelle is known as the train wreck of the show. Last season it left her on heroine with her loser ex boyfriend Kieffer. Now since then she got married, got put into jail, got divorced, and now is pregnant with this new guys baby. The new guy is hot so good for her!

I do hope that Janelle fucking learned something from her 600 arrests and all of this shit. There is no way she should bring another child into this world when she can’t take care of her first one. Maybe she can smarten up though….maybe.

Tila Tequila is a Nazi loving psycho bitch!

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In a punctuation-challenged, expletive-studded screed, reality TV has-been Tila Tequila has taken to her blog to explain “Why I Sympathize With Adolf Hitler Part 1: True History Revealed.”

Not surprisingly, her beliefs are getting a lot of attention, and next to no sympathy.

A representative, verbatim snippet:

“I used to think all of those horrible things about (Hitler) until I learned the truth about the war and what Hitler truly did and he was not a bad person as they have painted him out to be. Not even close!!! I cry because my heart feels ….. broken. Here is a man who was not a coward, stood up for his country in a DESPERATE TIME OF NEED (unlike all of our cowardly leaders), and yet not only did he try his best to help his country and people get out of what was a time of depression, economic collapse, high unemployment, amongst many other things… he lost the war AND was painted out to be a monster after his death. This is what breaks my heart. Especially now that I know the truth.”

And how does she reconcile this “truth” with anti-Semitism?

“I am not going to sit here and say that I hate Jewish people because that is not the case nor is this about Jews. It is about Hitler and his side of the story that was never told since he was not the victor. However, those of you with a closed mind can think I am being anti-semite all you want because I already told you that I am not, nor will I repeat myself again.”

In a separate, 9/11 conspiracy-themed rant, however, she posted a picture of the Twin Towers burning as a result of fiery Stars of David shooting forth from Bernie Madoff’s eyes.

(source: http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/12/10/tila-tequila-goes-on-pro-hitler-online-rant/3963979/)

THIS BITCH!!! Tila Tequila, remember when you were on that kind of hit show A Shot At Love? Yeah! Me too! What happened to you since then? I have barely heard about her since then. I literally have no idea what to write about this crazy bitch right now other than that she is in fact a crazy ass bitch. Not only did she say all this shit but she also said that Paul Walker was actually murdered…..Really?

This bitch became famous because of Myspace, I think it is time to shut her down, just hit her off button. There is probably one of those right? There is a part of me that wonders if she is doing this to get attention because it is working. Like that time her ex-girlfriend died and she wanted to put her dog down so her dog could die with her? Some fucked up shit like that.

I hope that she is doing this for attention but I don’t think that she is smart enough to pull something like this off. Someone put Tila back in her cage and take her computer away. This psycho bitch from hell needs to be put in a hole far, far away.

Best Boy Bands of All Time

So today in the celebrity world it is is slow for now at least. I haven’t seen anything that has really caught my eye to write about. Kanye West was at Harvard, cool. Other than that it has been a slow day. So I decided to take it into my own hands and write about the top boybands of all time. People may complain that Jonas Brother and Hanson aren’t on the list but they aren’t a boy band. They don’t do choreographed dancing or any of that good stuff, so they didn’t make the cut.

10. Westlife- I am aware not many people in America know about these guys but they are pretty great and huge in the rest of the world. Westlife have incredible love songs and amazing voices too. They should be famous over in America but they are too good for us, too proper, that is why they made it at number 10.

09. LFO- May Rich Cronin rest in peace but before he left this world he gave us one of the best songs of all time Summer Girls. Is there any better song to bump when you want a good classic throwback song? They rapped, they sang, they danced, they were hot, they were perfect. They also gave us another great gem that people seem to forget about called Girl On TV which was written about Jennifer Love Hewitt.

08. One Direction- I was a little hesitant to put these guys on the list simply because I am convinced they will be breaking up within two years. In two years Harry Styles will be a solo artist and the rest of the guys will be like Joey, Lance, JC, and Chris, if you don’t get that reference then you are probably too young for this blog. Their songs are catchy though and in reality is that all that you need when you are in a boy band. Catchy songs, good looks, and a loyal band of fans which they have. The Directioners are almost as violent as the Beliebers, almost.

07. O-Town- This band had a very short life but they left us with the song All or Nothing which I will never be able to thank them enough for giving us. This was the original making the band, band and they were pretty good. Ashley Parker Angel was perfect and so was Jacob, then he got dreads and 13 year girls didn’t know how to handle it. They also sang about Liquid Dreams which is creepy and genius but still creepy since most of their crowd was in the young teens. Thanks O-Town and feel free to make a comeback at any time.

06. 98 Degrees- Thank the pop Gods for 98 Degrees, a four man boy band with three good looking guys. Jeff, Nick, and Drew were absolute perfection in their firemen outfits. Justin could go though, he wasn’t necessary at all but every group needs a black sheep right? Although this band tried to make a comeback I don’t think that they will ever fully come back. I just want to take a moment for the music video Hardest Thing. If you don’t remember it, I suggest you YouTube that video right this second.

05. Boyz 2 Men- I must put them in the top five because they influenced most of the boy bands that I grew up loving so much. They are also absolutely bad ass with their songs. End of the Road? Come on that song is straight fire. Then the ultimate baby making song, I’ll Make Love to You. These guys were just fire back in the 90’s and their music is still relevant to this day. I know the next thing you will do is pop in that cassette of I’ll Make Love to You and sing your hear out. You’re welcome for reminding you of great music.

04. NKOTB- These five bad boys from Boston made it possible for bands like Backstreet boys and NSYNC to become who they were. Joey, Danny, Jordan, Chris, and of course the baddest of them all Donny ruled music for a while. Of course after having hit after hit they decided to berak up and try solo careers, well Jordan and Joey did, but now they are back together and still touring. Let’s be real we are all still trying to do the dance from The Right Stuff.

03. Jackson 5- They have to make it into the top 3 simply because of a young Michael Jackson. This is what MJ who was and launched him into super stardom. Of course they were managed by his asshole of a father but that isn’t the point. The Jackson 5 brought us the King of Pop and for that we should be forever thankful.

02. NSYNC- Putting NSYNC at number 2 was easily one of the easiest choices of my life. They don’t deserve to be any lower or any higher on this list. NSYNC came otu just after Backstreet Boys and it sparked the boy band war for the ages. You either loved NSYNC or loved Backstreet Boys, no other way to put it. They gave us timeless classics like Bye Bye Bye, Gonna be Me, and Tearin’ Up My Heart, with their frosted tips and over sized clothing they stole the hearts of millions everywhere. This band also was a platform for Justin Timberlake to fly off into super stardom but he refused to recognize it for most of his solo career until recently. Even though the only two people who ever sang were JC and JT it didn’t matter simply because they had Justin Timberlake.

01. Backstreet Boys- These five guys deserve the top spot for a plethora of reasons but I will only name a few. They are celebrating their 20 year mark of being together, they had also sold more albums than any other boy band in the history of boy bands. Those are facts people and facts don’t lie. With the lead vocals being Brian, Nick, and AJ there aren’t any other voices that can compare in the boy band history. With hits like I Want It That Way, Quit Playin Games with my Heart, Larger Than Life, and then their softer side with Incomplete and Show me the meaning of being lonely, there is no way that they don’t deserve this number one spot.

Thank you for reading this list that doesn’t really mean anything and I hope you enjoy it.