Zac Efron Reveals Favorite Place to Bang

I don’t really know if this is for Efron’s new movie ‘That Awkward Moment’ or if he is being for real about having sex on a kitchen table, but either way, I like it. The issue with these promotion videos is that I can literally never tell if they are supposed to be in character or not. I also don’t know if that is good or bad for the movie. I am just sitting here watching the video in a complete fog!

Can you imagine sex with Efron though? I feel like he takes it really slow, unless he is on a coke binge, but it is still really hot. Efron is obviously one of my number one guys in Hollywood. Miles Teller and Michael B Jordan are up there too so this movie is right up my alley.

Things I learned about this video though. There is a 90 percent chance we will never have a nude picture leaked from a sext by Efron, that is truly heartbreaking. Although he probably learned a thing or two when he was dating Vanessa Hudgens who had not one but TWO separate issues with nudes getting leaked.

Also Miles Teller is like a young Vince Vaughn, everything about it. The final thing is that Michael B. Jordan seems like a nice guy, which is the complete opposite of the character he played on Friday Night Lights.

Mean Girls Jewlery Line is SO FETCH

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Mean Girls is one of the best cinematic master pieces of all time, it truly is. This movie shows how girls really act towards each other and guess what, it usually isn’t very nice. ‘Mean Girls’ will be turning 10 in April, it is growing up so fast, I know! Apparently though a company called Stella and Bow (http://stellaandbow.com/mean-girls-presale/) decided to make a dream come true for huge Mean Girl fans! Nothing like some bracelets and hair clips to celebrate your favorite movie of all time!

“Fetch’ is probably one of the best words that came out of this entire movie. It is absolutely hilarious to me that this moment is still so relevant too. This perfect work of art should be framed in a bullet proof case and sent to the Smithsonian Museum because we all know that this movie will go down in history!

Because of this movie I have learned new ways of comedy and I still use their saying on a day to day basis. If you are a super fan of Mean Girls like me you will throw down some cash and buy some of these beautiful works of art!

If anyone is curious I would love some of these. Stella and Bow you hear that? If you send me free bracelets I will wear them for the rest of my life!

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Get it because on Wednesdays they wear pink?! So perfect!

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‘That Awkward Moment When..’ has the Hottest Cast of the Year.

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I understand that the year is only like 9 days in but I am going to go out on a limb and say that no cast this year is better looking than the cast of ‘That Awkward Moment’. Yes I know ‘American Hustle’ has like Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper but they are dressed in hilarious outfits, so no they don’t get to win this award. These fine men do. Michael B. Jordan, Myles Teller, and Zac Efron, keep looking good and I will see your movie.

Zac it is nice to see that jaw healed up and you still look like a Greek God.

‘Catching Fire’ Grosses $307 Million Worldwide.

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The odds are ever in their favor when it comes to the sequel to the box office favorite and best selling book series The Hunger Games. I mean did anyone expect anything different though? This story, yes I have read the books and no I wont ruin it, is a story about what it is to have to survive. With a heroine like Katniss Everdeen and a bitch like Peeta there will of course be a lot to look forward to in this movie. The casting was pretty much point and I will say the acting was just as good.

I would suggest reading the book instead of watching the movie because you will sit there thinking, the fuck is going on?!

Anyway I would give this movie a solid A, not an A+ just because some things were a little bit off but hey, it was still awesome. It is also much better than watching a movie where a girl is torn between an animal and a dead person…ya feeeeel me?!

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart back to bumpin’ uglies

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Alright so there are something things that I will just never understand when it comes to Hollywood. The relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is probably close to being at the very top of this list for many reasons.

1. She cheated on you bro, she cheated on you hard and she didn’t even try and hide it. Remember those weird pictures of her being hugged from behind by that creepy director? Then you guys got back together right in time for the final Twilight movie? Hm makes no sense to me!

2. They break up at least once a year for months at a time. Hey, if you want to be an on again off again couple that is absolutely fine with me. At this point though they have been dating for as long as they have been broken up, enough of this nonsense and make up ya damn mind kids!

3. Why Kristen Stewart? My theory is that she has a magical vagina that sings sweet melodies that only Robert Pattinson and dogs can hear. She seems like a wet blanket. She would be that girl at the party who stood in the corner and crossed her arms over her chest just looking around the party while Pattinson danced the night away. She would also be the girl to pull him away from talking to other girls even though she openly cheated on him.

Anyway this couple is apparently dating again and I know that Twilight fans are probably losing their shit. So I guess congrats even though she openly cheated on you and you kind of look like a little bitch right now.

Just a side note can you imagine how much Robert’s family probably dislikes K.Stew. I mean she made their son look like an absolute fool. Just a thought, I would love to be a fly on the wall at family gatherings.