Alrighty so obviously it is football season and all the guys are pumped, and some girls are pumped for it to start back up! I for one can’t wait since I know that football involved hot football players, nachos of some sort, and usually alcohol! To get all of us riled up for football season here are the top ten hottest football players in the NFL!
10. Victor Cruz
Know why I like this guy? It is because he does a little dance every time that he gets a touchdown, his own little salsa like dance and I am about that life. If you want to go and do a dance after you get some points, you do that dance! Some stats on this man, he is 6’0″ and plays for the New York Giants!
9. Russell Wilson
So this is Russell Wilson, the quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks and he is adorable. Now he was the Superbowl MVP last season and apparently he is going to be really good this season too! I don’t know, I just over hear these things. Anyway, he looks like a little teddy bear and I love it!
8. Aaron Rogers
Now for a little while I thought that Aaron Rogers was one of the hottest guys on the planet, then I googled his name and realized I didn’t actually know who Aaron Rogers was. He is attractive for sure, reminds me of an old Jason Wahler from Laguna Beach. I will say I am a big fan of him when he is wearing a hat, so there you go! Also he is a quarterback for the Green Bay Packers, some facts right there for you!
7. Jay Cutler
You don’t just marry Laguna Beach’s ultimate bad girl Kristin Cavallari by being a good football player, you also have to be insanely attractive. Let me introduce you to Mr. Kristin Cavallari, Jay Cutler. Look at that jawline, that messy helmet hair, and those blue eyes. I see why you wanted to get with him Kristin, I appreciate your taste in men. Another quarterback, can ya believe it?
6.Miles Austin
Remember this guy? Miles Austin is famous for dating Kim Kardashian for about a minute and also for being a really good football player! Who would’ve known? Austin plays for the Dallas Cowboys and he is a receiver for the team, so that is cool. Anyway with those dreamy blue eyes and gorgeous smile, how can you go wrong?
5. Cam Newton
Cam Newton is an absolute babe for multiple reasons, but mostly, let’s just focus on that gorgeous smile he has going on right there. How can you not love that smile? Just another quarterback on this list, can’t go wrong with a team captain either. He plays for the Carolina Panthers and he is extremely attractive. Use that fact when your boyfriend asks if you know anything about football!
4. Mark Sanchez
I don’t know much about Mark Sanchez other than he is extremely attractive. I have heard that he isn’t the best quarterback in the world but hey, I don’t really care. Look at those hazel eyes, so cute. He was on the Jets but I guess he didn’t do well because now he is on the Eagles where maybe he will do better? It doesn’t matter, he is a hot version of Fez and that is all that matters.
3. Tom Brady
Just because Tommy boy was my man crush Monday that doesn’t mean that he automatically wins this contest of being hottest NFL player. He is one of the hottest, that is for sure but he is just tpo three in my opinion. Alright? Just because you win one week doesn’t make you the king! He really does win right? One of the best quarterbacks of all time, insanely attractive, and married to a billionaire super model? You basically win at life Tom.
2. Reggie Bush
Reggie Bush you are a God among men, that is all that needs to be said. I am also very happy he never married Kim Kardashian, just her look alike.
1. Julian Edelman
Julian Edelman is a wide receiver for the New England Patriots and he is hotter than Tom Brady! You hear that? Everyone can be all in love with Brady and Gronkowski and I will just be over here loving Edelman because look at him. He kind of reminds me of a more manly David Beckham and I don’t hate it. In fact I love it. Those blue eyes, that scruff, his dimple chin, I love it all!
So there is your list of the most attractive NFL players in the league at the moment! I also hope that I gave you some helpful facts when you are forced to watch a game. Whip out some of that knowledge and you will blow some minds.
Laguna Biotch Spills 