Austin Mahone’s LP “The Secret” Drops Tomorrow!

ImageTomorrow is a big day for pop music everywhere, Austin Mahone is dropping his much anticipated LP entitled “The Secret”! I know Mahomies, it is time to get wild! Sip on some of that Capri-Sun you guys have been drinking and dance to the album. Well it is an LP, I dont really know the difference. I believe that an LP is a shorter version of a CD? I have no idea.

I do hope that there are better songs than ‘Banga Banga’ and ‘Mmm Yeah’, because you can do better Austin! You have a great voice and you can do much better than those songs, just trust me!

Anyway, I will be buying this little LP because I am in love with Austin. I feel like a cougar but it’s cool I don’t mind admitting it.

I will say Austin over Bieber any day!

Austin Mahone & Justin Bieber Hit Up The Studio Together

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Yesterday a picture was posted of both Justin Bieber and Austin Mahone in the studio together where they were supposidly making a collaboration. Well, now it looks like two groups of fans can finally come to peace with each other. The Beliebers and Mahomies, stop the war! They are apparently friends now, just stop the fighting!

A lot of people probably see this as a way for Austin to use Bieber’s fame and get some more recognition. Not me! I don’t think that. I think that Bieber is trying to get back some of his whole some image so he decided to hit up Austin for a duet. Bieber wants to be a rapper named Bizzle but we all know that will never happen, so he needs to win back tweens. How can he do that? AUSTIN MAHONE!

Sorry Bieber your time is up, I really think that it is time to step back and let Austin Mahone take over. He has it all and you have two half sleeves of stupid tattoos.

I will say this to Austin, be careful being friends with him, Taylor did let you open up on her tour and she does hate the Biebs. Pick carefully.

New Couple Alert? Are Selena Gomez & Austin Mahone dating?

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Taylor Swift is all about making love connections — even when they’re not for her! As revealed in the new issue of Us Weekly, the “I Knew You Were Trouble” songstress, 24, opened her little black book for Selena Gomez and plucked out a very well-known name: Austin Mahone

After setting her BFF up with Ed Sheeran last summer, Swift played matchmaker for the “Come and Get It” singer, 21, and the “Say Something” sensation, 17, who opened for her on tour. “They’re seeing each other,” a source tells Us of the Texas-born star and Gomez. 

For now, though, they’re keeping the romance relatively quiet. Leaving the Beats Music concert on Jan. 24, they “sneaked out separately,” a second source shares, “then got in the same car!”

Gomez — whose most high-profile relationship to date was with fellow pop superstar Justin Bieber — recently spoke with Seventeen magazine about what she’s looking for in a boyfriend. Having gone through what she called a “really bad breakup” with Bieber, she needed time to figure out what she wants. But now she knows she’s ready. 

“I actually talked to Katy Perry about guys who are intimidated by strong girls,” she said. “I haven’t found someone yet who could understand my lifestyle, support it, love me through it, and not be threatened by it. It’s hard. I do think I might scare some guys, because I’m like, ‘I want to change the world! I have dreams! What do you want to do?’ But I only know how to be me.”

Can you imagine if this is in fact true? What is Bieber going to do that she has moved on to the next biggest thing? Do I think that Austin Mahone will ever hit Bieber status? Honestly, no I don’t but maybe that will give him longevity rather than a short fame lifespan like it did to Bieber who is currently famous for all the wrong reasons.
So there are a couple things I don’t believe about this whole new alleged couple and number one, the source is US Weekly, let’s be honest they are not exactly the most reputable magazine in the world. The second thing is that Selena has already dipped into the kiddie pool for dating once and it didn’t exactly end well. In fact it ended with her laughing about making Bieber cry, to getting back with him, to breaking up, then so on and so forth. Does she really want to go through that again?
Selena Gomez is 21 years old, she shouldn’t date someone who is only 17 years old. No matter how “mature” he is, it is fucking weird. Gomez you have no reason to date someone that much younger than you even if they are a better looking version of your ex-boyfriend!
Also fucking Taylor Swift right? You know that she wants to date Mahone but knows how frowned upon it would be to do so, so instead she puts her best friend with him. If this is true you know she is asking Selena what Mahone is like in bed and everything. Living vicariously through Selena Gomez will be Taylor’s new pass time.

Cougar bait Austin Mahone has a new song

My beautiful younger man Austin Mahone has a new song called “Banga Banga” and I don’t hate it. I mean it isn’t the greatest song in the world but I can respect it. Plus look at how beautiful he looks in this video. This video has everything that a pop song should have. It has dancing, a skate park, and a jeep. It is like the 90’s music videos all together. It kind of reminds me of the “Summer Girls” video by LFO, no? Yes.

One of the many reasons I like him is that he doesn’t try too hard. He just has fun, Bieber on the other hand tries way too hard. I could do without the weird Neyo rapper looking dude though.

Austin Mahone is gorgeous.

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Can we just talk about how hot Austin Mahone is for a 17 year old. Now I am a few years older than him, 5, but who is counting? This tiny pop star is absolutely gorgeous with those blue eyes and amazing smile. I know I should probably tame my cougar love but I can’t, not right now. So this post is just basically me confessing my undying love for someone who isn’t even legal yet. When Bieber first came out I never found him attractive but Austin Mahone is like a Bieber with darker features, I can get behind that. This must have been how guys felt about the Olsen twins right? Just sitting there counting down the days until they were legal so you can openly love someone. As for now I will simply admit my love for him via this blog. I will sit here and listen to What About Love and wish that he was singing to me.