Oh Na Na Drake & Rihanna spotted again.

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Drake and Rihanna have reunited…once again.

The party pals (and rumored on-again, off-again couple) stepped out together last night after the 27-year-old rapper’s L.A. concert at the Staples Center.

Drake and RiRi were snapped arriving at West Hollywood hot spot Bootsy Bellows for his concert after party. Inside, the duo hung out together in a corner, but there were no signs of PDA between them. Drake deejayed for an hour a played some of his new unreleased music for clubgoers.(www.eonline.com/news/485367/rihanna-and-drake-party-together-after-his-l-a-concert-and-other-star-sightings)

Apparently Drake and Rihanna have been spending a lot of time together lately and I fucking love it. I think that they should be together forever, have beautiful little children, and make hit after hit with each other. I mean both What’s My Name and Take Care were both just straight fire. Now they are just partying away with each other and I can only pray that it is more than just friends. As I have said before I have rooted for this couple since day one! DAY ONE PEOPLE! Yeah, I get too emotionally invested in celebrities but guess what, fuck you!

I understand that this says that there was no PDA between the potential couple but let’s be real. They went home and figured out what the square root of 69 was. I mean they left together around 4:30 and you know that nothing good happens after 3:00 so they probably went home and made some wild choices, like read a book or something.

Anyway I really hope that in this case the geek gets the girl and Drake and Rihanna blow trees in paradise together.

Charlie Sheen really hates DCFS

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Charlie Sheen is sipping on that tiger blood again and there is no way to deny that after reading his twitter. Thanks to TMZ for taking a screenshot of this bad boy. If one thing is for sure it is that Charlie Warlock Sheen really fucking hates the Depart of Children and Family Services. He hates them more than he hates the creators of 2 and a half men, so that has to mean something!

Then again I would be pissed too if my ex-wife who is a known drug bag has my kids in possession too. The low down is that Denise Richards was taking care of both of the kids, then the kids went too fucking crazy, and now she had to give them to the state. The state decided Brooke was more fit than Charlie and boom, this happened.

All I can say is that the Warlock is out for blood and right now if I was working for the DCFS I would be absolutely terrified.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart back to bumpin’ uglies

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Alright so there are something things that I will just never understand when it comes to Hollywood. The relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is probably close to being at the very top of this list for many reasons.

1. She cheated on you bro, she cheated on you hard and she didn’t even try and hide it. Remember those weird pictures of her being hugged from behind by that creepy director? Then you guys got back together right in time for the final Twilight movie? Hm makes no sense to me!

2. They break up at least once a year for months at a time. Hey, if you want to be an on again off again couple that is absolutely fine with me. At this point though they have been dating for as long as they have been broken up, enough of this nonsense and make up ya damn mind kids!

3. Why Kristen Stewart? My theory is that she has a magical vagina that sings sweet melodies that only Robert Pattinson and dogs can hear. She seems like a wet blanket. She would be that girl at the party who stood in the corner and crossed her arms over her chest just looking around the party while Pattinson danced the night away. She would also be the girl to pull him away from talking to other girls even though she openly cheated on him.

Anyway this couple is apparently dating again and I know that Twilight fans are probably losing their shit. So I guess congrats even though she openly cheated on you and you kind of look like a little bitch right now.

Just a side note can you imagine how much Robert’s family probably dislikes K.Stew. I mean she made their son look like an absolute fool. Just a thought, I would love to be a fly on the wall at family gatherings.

The mysterious case of Zac Efron’s jaw

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Zac Efron is a Greek God, gorgeous blue eyes, muscles for days, and a jawline made from stone. So I thought at least. So far these past three months haven’t been the best for the gorgeous actor. It was leaked that Mr.Efron had two trips to rehab for coke and alcohol problems and that he wasn’t showing up on set of his movie Neighbors. Anyway the strangest story this year has to be his broken jaw right? Poor little Zac has to have his jaw wired shut for God knows how long because he slipped on a puddle outside of his house? Now let me tell you, I have had some pretty serious falls in my life but breaking your jaw from falling? That doesn’t sound right to me. After doing a little more digging, thanks to TMZ, I learned that he also didn’t call 911 he somehow just ended up in the ER.

Now I am one for conspiracy theories, that is for sure.

Theory 1) Zac was chewing on a jawbreaker and just so happened to fall at the same time, therefor he broke his jaw,

Theory 2) Zac was feening for some coke and clenched his jaw so hard it broke.

Theory 3) My final theory is probably the most realistic one. He was drunk and fell and broke his jaw.

I am really curious to see how this all play’s out since his publicists clearly don’t know how to make a real cover up story. For now I will just sit here and pray that his fantastic jawline doesn’t get fucked up for good.