Happy 26th Birthday Rihanna!

ImageHappy birthday to the baddest bitch on the planet, Rihanna! I mean she has claimed that right, right? She is just a singer that oozes sex appeal! Guys want her, girls want her, she is basically one of the hottest singers ever on the entire planet!

Rihanna has been around since she was 16 and went from Little Miss Sunshine to a bad bitch. She has had such an incredible transformation over the years and has incredible music too. Her last album kind of sucked but hopefully her next one will be better. Hopefully she stays far away from Chris Brown too, he is the definition of a piece of shit!

So happy birthday you beautiful woman, 26 has never looked so good. Thank you for giving me hits like Umbrella and S&M to jam to whenever I need to.

Go eat some cake, cake, cake, cake!

Little Miss Sunshine Gone Wild


Abigail Breslin, 17, is no longer the little awkward kid from Little Miss Sunshine and she wants the world to know it! She did what anyone would do to get out of that awkward phase. Her transition was almost as smooth as Emma Watson’s, almost. She decided to take some pictures with creepy Tyler Shields. Yeah this photographer kind of creeps me out and I feel like he is a poor man’s Terry Richardson who is ever creepier. I would just like to know how this is art where as Miley Cyrus doing it is trash. Hm?! Hmmm?!?

Anyway good for Abigail breaking out of that awkward phase since I literally cannot think of another movie she has been in. I think that she was the little girl in Signs too. According to IMDB she was in New Years Eve too but let’s be honest, no one has seen that movie in its entirety. After reading about her she kind of seems like an asshole too, not sure if I am liking this more confident Little Miss Sunshine at all.

“I wish I had some great story about the struggle of moving into the more adult roles, but I actually didn’t,” she said in an interview with ABC News in October. “I didn’t have a big struggle with it at all. It’s been pretty natural, the transition into the teen and adult realm.”

“My favorite thing in the world that me and my friends talk about is that I’ve been all grown up for about three years now,” she joked to ABC. “Every single time I’m photographed anywhere, the headline is ‘All Grown Up.’ It’s been about three years. I’m like, ‘Okay, yeah, I’m all grown up.'”\
Okay you pompous little asshole we get it you are famous and it wasn’t hard for you to make it Hollywood once you grew up. Fuck you.